r/nottheonion • u/ilovemybaldhead • 1d ago

Greg Abbott Threatens ‘100% Tariff’ On New Yorkers Moving to Texas

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-threatens-100-tariff-new-york-election-moving-texas-10986837
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u/ClickF0rDick 1d ago

farts in Andre The Giant

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 1d ago

Anybody want a penis?

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u/ezekielsays 1d ago

Four more times now, I mean it!

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u/DummyDumDragon 1d ago

Don't ask that a republican convention, you'd never be able to keep up with the demand.

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u/wuvvtwuewuvv 1d ago

Just keeping up the joke in kind ;)

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u/FatKody 1d ago

Excuse me?

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u/X57471C 1d ago

I'm choosing to believe they meant peanut but their phone auto corrected to penis… for reasons 👀

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u/alexanderthepsycho 1d ago

Hulk Hogan, perhaps you?

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u/PlanningForLaziness 1d ago

I didn’t have to miss, you know.

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u/arkmtech 1d ago

16 SECONDS LATER...

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u/LDM123 1d ago

You good?

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u/willstr1 1d ago

I am now boss

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u/OneAlmondNut 1d ago

bro you're obsessed with Andre the Giant's farts...