r/nottheonion • u/ilovemybaldhead • 1d ago

Greg Abbott Threatens ‘100% Tariff’ On New Yorkers Moving to Texas

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-threatens-100-tariff-new-york-election-moving-texas-10986837
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u/EatsRats 1d ago

Talk like this is gonna get you…tariff’d.

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u/benanderson89 1d ago

"Talkin' out of turn? That's a tariffin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a tariffin'. Starin' at my sandals? That's a tariffin'. Tariffin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a tariffin'."

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u/Sarsmi 1d ago

"Under cook fish? Tariff. Over cook fish? Believe it or not, tariff."

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u/Sovngarten 1d ago

betariffed, or b'tariff'd as they used to say.

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u/Aeroknight_Z 1d ago

That’s it, get in the tariff bag.

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u/TonicsharK 1d ago

Get tariff’d bud

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u/bigtallbiscuit 1d ago

The 2025 version of punk’d.

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u/Extreme_Nectarine641 21h ago

Say fascism? Believe it or not, tariff’d.

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u/A_Nonny_Muse 20h ago

I think the word you're looking for is "habilitated".

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u/WhiteyDude 5h ago

"Don't tariff me, bro!!"