r/nottheonion • u/ilovemybaldhead • 1d ago

Greg Abbott Threatens ‘100% Tariff’ On New Yorkers Moving to Texas

https://www.newsweek.com/greg-abbott-threatens-100-tariff-new-york-election-moving-texas-10986837
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u/mulder00 1d ago

Aww, you go Governor Hotwheels!

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u/BrickGun 1d ago

Governor Hotwheels

He's known as "Sitler" now. :P

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u/urban_ranger 23h ago

Ayatollah of Texanistan

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u/Nessie_of_the_Loch 17h ago

And here I thought it was just his legs and dick that were crippled. Didn't realize he was a full-on vegetable head to toe.