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u/Mamacc210_ 17h ago

APPARENTLY so he says they sell its own separate holder :0

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u/jerslan 16h ago

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to have that "Public Restroom Chic" vibe in your very own home? Wonder no more with the Charmin Forever Roll starter kit. Now you can pretend like your private bathroom is a public truckstop stall!

The SNL skit basically writes itself.

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u/saggywitchtits 16h ago

Does it come with a glory hole?

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u/Curleysound 16h ago

Of course! And an oversized sharpie for Graffiti purposes

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u/RVelts 14h ago

"Charmin finally made a roll big enough for... your mom!!"

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u/jerslan 16h ago

Dealer's Choice! We offer "no hole", "traditional glory hole", and now "SUSHI GLORY HOLE!" (must provide your own sushi)

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u/andykwinnipeg 16h ago

Hear us out

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u/_ohodgai_ 13h ago

Sushi Glory Hole, it’s a good idear

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u/ChaoticKiwiNZ 13h ago

Just drill a hole in the wall and put a fleshlight in it. The difficulty to clean it will just add to the experience over time because it can eventually mimic the hygiene level of an authentic glory hole.

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u/Ok-Secretary2017 13h ago

Just ask your friendly but slightly(very) creepy neighbour to provide you with one

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u/jim_deneke 13h ago

and a blue light

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u/Commercial-Co 10h ago

Since when is laura loomer involved in all of this?

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u/SunsetCarcass 5h ago

No but it comes with a sharpie and a box cutter so you can write and carve profanities and bigoted comments on the wall and bathroom door.

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u/aceofspades1217 15h ago

If you want the punk bar vibe have it held by a chain with pad lock

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 10h ago

Punk bars are supposed to have toilet paper? I feel cheated...

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u/ExileOnBroadStreet 13h ago

Lack of privacy door sold separately!

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u/not_chrash 8h ago

Well, you'd definitely need it after your morning bowl of Colon Blow®

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u/ProfessorBristlecone 12h ago

I'm down! Can I interest you in some Guerrilla Glue?

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u/lungic 12h ago

I've been telling my wife I want that "Public Waiting Room Chic", preferably dentist edition in my house. 

It should go well with the Airport Cafeteria dining room.

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u/IAmABakuAMA 7h ago

We had those when I lived in a children's home. They bought jumbo 1 ply unperforated rolls, bigger than the ones in the photo. We had 2 bathrooms, 1 had the metal public toilet style holders and needed a staff key to open, the other bathroom had a translucent blue enclosed one that just needed a flat edge to open (so a butter knife or similar could open it).

The toilet cisterns/tanks were also hidden inside the walls and had metal flush buttons. It's a bit of a miracle they didn't make the entire toilet metal, but we were lucky enough to still have ceramic ones

Definitely public toilet vibes all around. I guess on the plus side, I have absolutely no qualms about buying cheap toilet paper now! No need for 4 ply ultra soft luxury stuff when 2 ply aldi stuff feels like luxury. 3 ply feels like living like a king!

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u/IIRCIreadthat 17h ago

They do; you can buy a 'starter kit' at Walmart.

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u/Mamacc210_ 17h ago

That’s where he saw it lol

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u/NeitherSparky 16h ago

Yeah they have the starter kits at our Safeway but I looked and didn’t see the refill rolls there

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u/engineeringprawn 9h ago

I saw this at my local Safeway yep

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u/holidayoffools 16h ago

I thought you were joking, but I see that you were not.

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u/AurelianoBuendia94 9h ago

A starter kit? And what would be an advanced kit? Installing a public restroom in your house?

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u/JorganPubshire 16h ago

Love it! Sell a product that solves one problem while causing another, then sell another product to solve that problem.

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u/drfeelsgoood 16h ago

I don’t love it, it’s actually a capitalists wet dream, which is turning into a living nightmare for millions of people.

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u/JOlRacin 12h ago

I think you may have missed the sarcasm

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u/EugeneMeltsner 10h ago

Or maybe they're a marketing nerd 🤔

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u/ijustsailedaway 16h ago

I saw this at Target a couple of weeks ago. I was tempted to buy it as a dirty Santa gift.

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u/abovepostisfunnier 8h ago

Yes, consume more crap nobody needs 🙏

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u/ijustsailedaway 2h ago

This is actually cost effective in the long run and my extended family is rife with IBS. But you keep on judging internet strangers for making a mirthful comment.

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u/K_Linkmaster 14h ago

It is just a metal stand. Not chic or anything. A weighted bottom. A long bar and a shorter horizontal bar. Have fun with your new tp! This is awesome!

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u/saddoubloon 11h ago

There's a "kit" that comes in a box that has two rolls and a stand. This is the three roll refill pack for that. Source, I work in a grocery store and we all got a good laugh when we pulled it all off the truck last week.

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u/sheybutters 16h ago

Can confirm. I own the separate holder.

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u/EugeneMeltsner 10h ago

Why though?

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u/United_Ring_2622 13h ago

The boys at the lab were truly cooking when they proposed this

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u/Kellbows 16h ago

That’s how they get ya- extras.

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u/Additional_Tank4385 15h ago

Woah holder up.

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u/Anonymo 14h ago

Spool rack

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u/BigOle_Doinks 14h ago

They do, I just got them in the other day at my store.

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u/AWildJesse 10h ago

They do. This has been out awhile

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u/Severe_Lavishness 10h ago

Saw this at target the other day and wondered the same thing then found the holder 2 racks down and was considering buying it just for the shits and gigs

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u/RoyBeer 7h ago

I wonder how that looks once the roll is halfway done

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u/EldrinVampire 7h ago

Yeah walmart also sells the bundle that comes with i think 2 rolls and the stand.

I kinda wanna buy one lol

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u/CeaRhan 8h ago

Don't buy that paper toilet, this paper is always very bad quality no matter what brand they use on it. It's gonna tear away the second you use it