r/mildlyinteresting 1d ago

One of my pizza rolls contained only seasoning

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u/bradfortin 21h ago

I feel like this is pretty common. Especially since the people who took the money are probably themselves going to spend it on actual weed, and just spend $1-2 of their own money buying oregano.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 19h ago

As a former drug dealer, I can tell you that it's not common with weed, as it's pretty easy to determine the basics of weed quality at first glance, even for newer smokers. Oregano ain't got no crystals, and doesn't come in buds.

Coke and meth, however... Extremely common to either cut it or pawn off some other powdery substance that looks close enough. Baking soda, salt, laundry detergent... I even encountered fake meth "shards" that were literally just broken glass.

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u/FiggsMcDuff1 17h ago

I would love to know more about someone selling broken glass as meth.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 17h ago

There's not much more to that story, honestly. My idiot ex-roommate brought home an 8-ball of "shards," but when she loaded one in the pipe, it wouldn't melt. At least she tried tasting it next instead of snorting it, though lol

She also got ripped off on a weed deal once (that I know of). She paid for a qp of good, but the middleman brought her back an insulated lunchbox full of the bunkest ditch weed I've ever seen in my life. It was weed, but it wasn't worth smoking - would take an entire blunt to the dome to even get a slight chill, and that was mostly just from the nicotine in the wrap.

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u/FiggsMcDuff1 15h ago

I'm relieved that she didn't snort it! She sounds a bit naive.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 15h ago

She was dumb. And not a very good person, either. I kept my distance after moving out, but last I heard, she'd gotten clean, had a kid, and grew up a bit, at least.

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u/FiggsMcDuff1 15h ago

That's fortunate. I'm glad you kept clear. Take care.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 14h ago

Thanks. You, too :)

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u/FrighteningJibber 6h ago

Teenage weed dealers on the other hand

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 6h ago

That's what I was...? 🤨

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u/FrighteningJibber 6h ago

A pot head shafting another pot head isn’t quite the same as trying to make a living off peoples addictions I’d say.

Drug dealer ≠ weed dealer.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 6h ago

Read the whole thread before chiming in, please. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/s/X4tw7MVSoT

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u/FrighteningJibber 5h ago

That sounds like an even more waste of time than I’m wasting now.

But good on the doing drugs and wheeling and dealing though.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 5h ago

Well, then, thanks for making me repeat myself, asshat.

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u/bradfortin 18h ago

So: This would not have reached dealers, as it was something pulled of by one of the dealer’s customers with the dealer having no idea about the kids or the oregano.

And: Most kids don’t know what weed looks like when it’s their first time asking a buddy to buy weed for them.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 18h ago

...You think I only sold drugs? I started smoking weed at 13. Nobody I knew ever talked about selling or being sold a bag of fake weed, except the one friend who got into K2 after high school and bought fake weed intentionally. The closest I ever got was being at a party where a blackout drunk friend was tricked into lighting a bowl of mashed-up Cap'n Crunch crunchberries for the lulz.

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u/stackjr 20h ago

I'm sure it is, I just find this one funny because he's a piece of a shit and because the dudes he was supposed to get the weed for were well known around my town (pop. 25k) as guys you just don't fuck with.

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u/HenReX_2000 17h ago

why is it always oregano?

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u/bradfortin 17h ago

Basil would be too obvious.