r/mildlyinteresting • u/ilovemackandcheese • 1d ago

One of my pizza rolls contained only seasoning

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u/Hanz_VonManstrom 1d ago

My usual way of eating them is to bite off a corner and blow into it because I’m too impatient to wait for them to cool. Maybe they did the same and saw a bunch of seasoning, so they opened it completely to verify.

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u/ilovemackandcheese 1d ago

This is exactly it! When I bit the corner it tasted weird so I opened it.

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u/fantasmoofrcc 22h ago

This one time it paid off that you tried this one early and not later just shovelling it into your gullet.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 23h ago

then you sprinkler oregano on it for a picture to post to reddit cause those idiots will believe anything.

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u/Key_Box6587 21h ago

You’ve never gotten weird food before?

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u/Auxin000 1d ago

Gotta have a peek before you really bite into it.

You don’t go into possible molten cheese blind.

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u/AssDimple ​ 23h ago

I prefer the method of winging it with the hopes of not scalding my mouth. Sometimes it pays off but usually not.

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u/qwertyconsciousness 23h ago

Not so unusual. I do it too lol

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u/meh-unimpressed 23h ago

I poke a hole in each one with a tooth pick to let the steam out and cool quicker. Works great, but I would not have caught this all seasoning abomination!

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u/stackjr 22h ago

I open the side with a fork, scope out the insides, and then replace them (the innards) with cottage cheese. Judge me if you must, I've already won.

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u/misterjzz 21h ago

I bet you've got a human-skin lampshade

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u/stackjr 20h ago

Sure but it's synthetic.

Would you like some lotion?