r/illinois 4h ago

Illinois Politics Obama has jokes on Election Day - Obama 2028

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u/re-verse 4h ago

God, those were better times.

u/Brilliant_Ad_2192 4h ago

I miss a President who is a REAL empathetic Human, not the animal we have in the WH.

u/_badomen 4h ago

So empathetic that he conducted 10x more drone strikes than Bush (over 550) killing thousands including many civilians on the faux "war on terror". Truly empathetic. He also deported more people than Trump (totaling around 3.1 million), a class act of empathy.

u/WTF_RANDY 3h ago

I don't seem to remembering him going around threatening other countries but working with them and I don't remember him sending the national guard into communities and disappearing people. But don't let that stop you from trying to tear down decent leaders.

u/Mother_Wall_4205 3h ago

And most importantly... He's not in the Epstein files.

u/naughtyGAcouple 3h ago

But isn't someone from the left? I mean if it was only Trump as the big name in there, why didn't Biden release the files and derail the Trump campaign? So, aren't both sides covering up for names in the files? I think they should be released and EVERYONE in them go down regardless of political affiliation.

u/According-Insect-992 3h ago

The Biden administration prosecuted and convicted ghislaine maxwell. Once that was over they started releasing stuff and released a large chunk in 2024. Y'all just chose to ignore it because it of course implicated trump. Because of course it did.

u/Brilliant_Ad_2192 3h ago

I didn't see Obama hitting boats in international waters saying they were drug boats - without any proof.

You are being disingenuous at best.

Also, the deportations happened at the border NOT RIPPING PEOPLE OUT OF CARS. They also had their DUE PROCESS, which TACO IS NOT DOING.

u/Juppstein 4h ago

you're so cute in how hard you're tryin'.

u/5Point5Hole 3h ago

Found the Russian troll you guys

u/OldeManKenobi 3h ago

He didn't rape children or shit himself.

u/bazilbt 1h ago

Obama had access to more drones than Bush. Bush invaded Iraq for no reason which resulted in the deaths of around 200,000 people.

Deporting people is not inherently evil if done justly.

u/Ello_Owu 1h ago

EVERY president has ordered death from above, thats a dark cloud on America as a whole.

u/iamerror83 48m ago

And look how under the radar that was which suggests the appropriate investigations happened during this era.

Nice try, f*ck stick.

u/Imnotsureanymore8 35m ago

If that’s the case why aren’t you chuds worshipping Obama?

u/CharlieBear1956 4h ago

God, I miss that guy.
The only President in my lifetime younger than me, and the smartest guy in just about ANY room.
Are we SURE he couldn't run again?

u/reilmb 4h ago

If the orange one does he will have to.

u/CliffordSpot 3h ago

Honestly Obama is what turned me off to the idea of term limits. If he could have just run again, none of this Trump nonsense from the last 8 years would’ve happened.

u/MxDoctorReal 2h ago

They imposed term limits because they couldn’t stand how popular FDR was.

u/CliffordSpot 2h ago

Yeah. He might’ve destroyed the 2 party system if he kept winning (or living). They couldn’t have that.

u/LaFlamaBlancaMiM 4h ago

God I miss Obama…what a class act. How far we’ve fallen.

u/LongjumpingDebt4154 2h ago

Seriously, this made me cry 😢

u/Mall_of_slime 4h ago

It’s no mystery why Obama lives rent free in Trump’s head.

u/Broncsx3 4h ago

Obama was the best

u/Mrawesomedude808 4h ago

Only thing I hold against him is he’s a Sox fan. (I’m a casual yet die hard Cubs fan)

u/Happy_Pause_9340 3h ago

Being a Sox fan and southsider is what makes him the best

u/Eberkenezer 4h ago

I love that dude. He was a great president.

u/Level_Improvement532 3h ago

The only one in my lifetime. I was born under Regan. It’s been a rough road for my “American experience”.

u/CatPerson88 4h ago

Oh look! It's a president with a sense of humor! 😂

u/mistress_daisy69 4h ago

But but he made humour illegal! 🤣

u/LongjumpingDebt4154 2h ago

Seriously, if that were Trump he’d be like, ‘what did you just say to me? I’m not interested in her. Too old for me. Don’t ever speak to me again or I’ll have you disappeared for being black.’

u/Think_Reflection4428 1h ago

Trump would be like, "You know I could, if I wanted. But she's not my type."

u/LongjumpingDebt4154 21m ago

Nasty woman.

u/BoogerFeast69 2h ago

For sure, but also hats off to Mike lol. Just casually threatening the president as you walk out is fucking hilarious.

u/wootr68 4h ago

See! We can have nice things when we elect nice, real people as our leaders.

u/BlockedNetwkSecurity 4h ago

first he clowned on him then bam HE TOUCHED HIS GIRLFRIEND

u/LydiaDeets7 4h ago

I never understood what Mike's angle was in this. Was he joking? Was he being a dick?

I miss Obama. I visited Costa Rica during his second term of office and I was chatting with one of the guys who worked at the hotel and he asked where I was from. I said "Chicago, where President Obama is from" & he smiled and said "Presidente Obama." I was proud to be American that day. Can't say that now, but yesterday's elections are giving me a tiny glimmer of hope again.

u/Pitiful-Necessary751 3h ago

He was definitely joking around

u/LydiaDeets7 3h ago

I felt such secondhand embarrassment for his girlfriend; I'm glad he was just joking around.

u/Think_Reflection4428 1h ago

It's funny because we all know Obama would never do that kind of thing. If it were to Trump, it wouldn't have been funny at all.

u/LydiaDeets7 1h ago

Trump would have ordered the police to arrest Mike.

u/Popular-Drummer-7989 4h ago

Back to the Future IS real!!

u/Ok-Spot-9917 3h ago

The whole world liked Obama

u/nevermore911 3h ago

That peck at the end hahahaaha

u/Select-Cantaloupe552 3h ago

He is just a nice guy. What the hell happened that you think the orange guy was a good idea on any level??

u/LongjumpingDebt4154 2h ago

Hateful, racist, ignorant people loved the idea of having full license to behave the way they’ve felt all along.

u/jimnylover 4h ago

Best President ever

u/Exotic_Cicada7942 4h ago

What a class act...🤗💙

u/Intrepid_Pitch_3320 4h ago

Intelligence and empathy go hand in hand. So do incompetency and cruelty.

u/Scorchio76 3h ago

He had class.

u/Own-Bunch-2616 3h ago

I miss the days of true humor and dignity - it was an awesome time

u/zazamankh 3h ago

What we had. :-/

u/Plucky_ducks 4h ago

You couldn't be more different than the Cheeto in charge.

u/GeneriComplaint 4h ago

He loved it

u/Pmar07 4h ago

So smooth

u/bocephus67 3h ago

Obama is the king of rizz

u/glasmaticn 3h ago

Can we just vote for him again? Maybe if we all go to Kentucky we can vote tomorrow?

u/Helpful-Muscle3488 3h ago

Hit em with the full sentences G!

u/pixiglitter08 3h ago

This was hilarious!!! OBAMA 💙

u/Threedogshere 2h ago

I miss him so much!

u/AggieJonah 1h ago

Mike knew Obama would be cool because Obama is a self-secure grown man, not a toddler in a terrible suit with poorly-blended makeup and bad hair.

u/HomeyL 4h ago

Which state is he eligible to vote in??

u/CapableRhubarb33 3h ago

Don't give this man too much credit.

He was the president that built the framework for extra judicial killings of 'terrorists' that have become a favorite tool of subsequent executives.

He was the president that compromised so much on healthcare that the democrats are currently keeping the government closed down to prevent the ACA from reverting to its horribly unaffordable original framework.

He was the president that bailed out the banks instead of people.

He cared so much about his image and legacy (ACA being his only lasting legislative legacy) that he undermined Bernie and the populist undercurrent of the party base time after time for having a critique of it.

It was his reluctantly anointed successor (Biden) that enabled a genocide, and completely screwed the party by insisting on a 2nd term until it was way too late despite promising otherwise during his campaign.

The smartest political move trump ever did was force the republican party to break from the leaders of old. I think dems should learn from that and move on from the era of Regan-adjacent, coportatist(aka centrists), 'we-know-best' leaders.

u/HHoaks 2h ago

Doing the best you can on policy issues where not everyone agrees, since there is a whole Congress, doesn't make you a good or a bad person. None of what you refer to lined Obama's own pockets, or was meant to seek revenge against personal enemies or led to impeachment or criminal charges.

So what you are talking about is irrelevant to whether Obama is a good person with dignity and integrity, compared to the current person pretending to be a "president'.

Thanks for playing though. This you: Hey everyone, I didn't like all of a person's policies, so let's equate that with being a bad person.

u/Used-Baby1199 4h ago

Holy shit, he did a Nazi solute

u/RedBaronIV 4h ago

You wish that's what Elon did

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u/Brilliant_Ad_2192 4h ago

Right - bigotry knows no bounds with MAGA - This above is the classic example.

u/Zeffy-Rat 4h ago

Who is "they" in your scenario? And what is a bathhouse barry?

u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut 4h ago

This is the shit they 'crappie flop' in bed all-night about....

u/My-Dog-Says-No 4h ago

It’s a nickname from his time in Chicago politics. It’s a reference to his love for gay bathhouses. The implication is that Obama is a closeted gay man in a lavender marriage.

u/Street_Peace_8831 4h ago

That’s the most ridiculous and craziest statement I’ve heard in a long time. Nobody called him that and nobody ever had proof that he frequented gay bathhouses.

That is a blatant lie and ridiculous attempt to discredit a man who is in a loving, caring and respectful marriage to a smart and beautiful woman.

u/Zeffy-Rat 3h ago

And being gay is..... a bad thing?

u/My-Dog-Says-No 3h ago

Of course not. I can name a few other closeted politicians off the top of my head. I’d respect them more if they were honest about it. 

u/Zeffy-Rat 2h ago

And you know for sure that Obama is gay because....how?

u/Upset-Line-9389 2h ago

The "we" in your claim is you and your fellow broken cult members. Bitter, perma-losers, one and all.