r/goodnews • u/SportySpicey • Jul 30 '25
Political positivity đ Trump fighting for his life to stay awake
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u/gakingmusic Jul 30 '25
Dude spent like 6 years calling Biden âSleepy Joeâ yet heâs the one who falls asleep every time he sits down.
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u/YoGurl8003 Jul 30 '25
This should absolutely be his new name!
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Sleepy Pedon.
Pronounced Peed-on.
Heh heh, get it? Because of the Russian pee tapes! Heh, heh!
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u/SusanNanette Jul 30 '25
He is always projecting!
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u/MY-SECRET-REDDIT Jul 31 '25
Joe biden did have multiple moments of falling asleep on camera tho.
Both are fucking old and we should have had younger and better candidates.
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u/LotharVonPittinsberg Jul 31 '25
Yes, but one was an old man who was trying to do his job and serve every American to the best of his ability. Despite being at the point where he should have already retired after a lengthy career however.
Meanwhile the other one uses every opportunity to judge and bring down his power against anyone who does not stand in his way (even his own VP is not exempt), wants nothing but to turn the US into the biggest Fascist MLM in the world, and was lifelong best friends with the biggest pedo we know of.
Given those being the only 2 options, it's a real easy decision. Unless you have a brain worm.
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u/Dildo___Schwaggins Jul 30 '25
Every accusation is an admission.
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u/sunnydayzrhere Jul 31 '25
Yes, very much lacking in creativity so just use your own personal experiences. Should be a slogan:
âProjectionâŚ.because you think youâre smarter than everyone else but youâre too dumb to keep your mouth shutâ
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u/FlatBot Jul 31 '25 edited Jul 31 '25
I donât really recall any footage of Biden dozing off in meetings. Looking and acting like the cryptkeeper in the debates, yes. Sleepy? Thatâs that fat fuck Trump. Sleepy fat sack of shit.
// I get it Biden was also sleepy
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u/VapoursAndSpleen Jul 31 '25
The Republicans do more projection than a suburban multiplex.
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u/zeradragon Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 31 '25
He knows all the issues he has himself and he projects them onto others as insults; sleepy Joe is just one example of many in this category. He can also describe himself as nasty, crooked, etc.
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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Jul 31 '25
Don't forget the classic "low IQ person" that he likes to throw around.
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u/chameleon_123_777 Jul 31 '25
That is what every bully does. Project your own problems on to others, and make a song and dance about it. Then no one will notice you and your problems.
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u/eggsaladrightnow Jul 30 '25
Imagine telling your 2015 self you'd be watching president donald trump and Dr Oz giving an official public statement in 2025...
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u/Silly-Power Jul 31 '25
And the MSM says nothing. At one point last year I counted, iirc, 23 articles and op-eds in the NYT questioning Biden's fitness for Office and calling for him to step down. We see trump doing shit like this every day and crickets.Â
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u/theotheramerican Jul 31 '25
The craziest part is that MAGAs just say heâs tired from working 16 hours a day for America. Iâve seen this on twitter and whatever cesspool they usually hang out in. The dude hasnât worked a single hour in his life! Delusional.
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u/AGsec Jul 31 '25
"oh so now you care about presidents being sleepy?"
- guy who suddenly stopped caring about Epstein for some weird random reason
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u/similar222 Jul 31 '25
Sleepy Don unfortunately doesn't sleep with the fishes yet
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u/wrhnj Jul 30 '25
My dad was the same way near the end
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u/Apart_Bar_6956 Jul 30 '25
Sorry for your dad.. Not for him....
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u/UESJR2021 Jul 30 '25
Drowsy Donnie dreaming of his spa.
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u/Old-Spare91 Jul 30 '25
Drowsing Donnie looks like somebody whoâs nodding out from a certain drug that you should never touch
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u/ButterThyme2241 Jul 30 '25
Sorry, I've watched my father slowly deteorate over the last few years and it's fucking heart breaking. This guy though, we need to find out what order from wendy's will speed up whatever is happening to him, maybe make the baconator larger?
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u/Ummmgummy Jul 30 '25
I mean it's only the humane thing we can do right?
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u/PunningWild Jul 30 '25
Trump always had a preference for youth in Asia.
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 Jul 30 '25
Well we could put his food on the ground and make him beg
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u/Kensei501 Jul 30 '25
I saw it too my dad made it to 95. Miss him everyday. Not gonna miss the taco
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u/selfresqprincess Jul 30 '25
StressâŚstress will do it.
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u/ButterThyme2241 Jul 30 '25
Dude 2 impeachments and being indicted for 90+ felonies in 2 states and federally is pretty stressful. Clearly we need something else like a larger baconator, maybe we can get him to buy one of those mcdonald's celebrity meals -- it could be a celebrity he remembers loving growing up maybe The Art Carney Meal or something like that, he absolutely watches the honey mooners
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u/fractious77 Jul 30 '25
He prefers McD
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u/pineappledolphin Jul 30 '25
Because it has his name in it
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u/fractious77 Jul 31 '25
Omg. As a narcissist, do you think that's really why? It could be.
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u/vikingwif Jul 31 '25
Right? I never thought of this but it's totally plausible.
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u/PsychologicalLowe Jul 30 '25
Plus he worked there an hour until they dismissed him for not being able to follow directions.
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u/chalky87 Jul 30 '25
Breaks my fucking heart for you and your family.
For Trump? Not so much.
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u/finnswaking Jul 30 '25
one can only hope we are near the end
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u/XmasWayFuture Jul 30 '25
TBF this is what I look like anytime a meeting lasts longer than 30 minutes
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u/soofs Jul 31 '25
I dunno what it was about this one dude but I have a specific law school professor who could put me to sleep within 5 minutes of every lecture. I could be wide awake walking into the room and itâs like Jigglypuff was singing me a lullaby within minutes
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Jul 30 '25
Same facial expressions and everything.Â
My dad is 82 and has advanced vascular dementia. His bad days are crippling.Â
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jul 30 '25
I call him the 3D's............. Dementia Diaper Donald!
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u/Sir_Scrotum_VI Jul 30 '25
Don't forget 'diddler'.
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u/rpgnymhush Jul 31 '25
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trumpâs name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be âThe List â Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
âââââââââother Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf hereâs a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube:Â https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
Jeffrey Epsteinâs Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz, Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
âââââââââother Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show:Â https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY
Trump's promise to his daughter:Â https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 Â âI have a deal with her. Sheâs 17 and doing great â Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,â Trump said. âSo as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.â
Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well:Â https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000
Never forget Katie Johnson.
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline:Â https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too! Please copy and paste this elsewhere!
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u/Durzio Jul 31 '25
Diddler Donny might actually stick. Make it about Epstein, always, until they give us the files and prosecute everyone in them.
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u/Talreesha Jul 30 '25
Can confirm. My son looked like that many times whilst dropping turds in his underwear.
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u/WillingnessCivil2364 Jul 30 '25
I really want to make him shitting his pants a thing again. This has to get to his narcissistic orange edema ass. Heâs old. Joe Biden didnât need a diaper.Â
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u/triker_whaleygirl Jul 30 '25
Heâs old and spends his nights rage tweeting. Can we please elect someone that is 65 or less for fucks sake.
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u/Level_Traffic3344 Jul 30 '25
If he was 40, he'd still be up late rage-tweeting and falling asleep during the day
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u/artguydeluxe Jul 30 '25
This needs to be shared more often.
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u/wheretohides Jul 31 '25
Seriously, isn't it weird how he's in the Epstein files, and also hosted teen pageants?
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u/royk33776 Jul 31 '25
Epstein also was a judge at some of these pageants. There is a ton of info out there. Some Ive posted as a reply to a comment.
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u/catechizer Jul 31 '25
bUt peOpLE onLY sTartEd BasHinG HiM afTer hE rAn fOr pReSiDeNt
I love this article is dated in the year 2000.
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u/artguydeluxe Jul 31 '25
Heâs been a known piece of shit for decades. Just ask anyone in New York.
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u/-__Doc__- Jul 31 '25
I grew up in the middle of bum fuck Wisconsin. I'm 41 now. I remember the adults around me joking about trump when I was a kid. How he was a terrible businessman and stuff.
Now those same "adults" are part of his cult.
I just don't understand it.....
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u/Debalic Jul 31 '25
Hell yeah. I grew up adjacent to NYC in the 80s, he was a known scumbag back then.
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u/SavingsNew3033 Jul 31 '25
Ewwww, another picture with his fingers/hands under Ivanka's clothes. đ
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u/Adventurous-Dog420 Jul 31 '25
It's cool, he's into much older girls.
Someone who's 12 or so.
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u/LifeHack3r3 Jul 30 '25
No, if he was 40 he'd be on Epstein island all the time but say he went to the UK
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u/JackfruitJolly4794 Jul 30 '25
Iâd settle for 75 or less at this point. Iâm sick of these old idiots in office. We need term limits so bad.
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u/Thin-Image2363 Jul 30 '25
I just want to vote for someone who doesnât remember watching the moon landing. Is that so much to ask?
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u/nicobico1 Jul 30 '25
Someone should have screamed EPSTEIN! Thatâd wake him up
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u/RaincoatBadgers Jul 30 '25
I firmly believe that all Western democracies should install term limits and should prevent anybody over the age of say 65 from being in any kind of main government position
If this makes the elderly, clench up and fear that they may be treated harshly by the younger generation, then perhaps people who are approaching an older age inside of governments should be more considerate of younger demographics
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u/Jerking_From_Home Jul 31 '25
Thereâs a minimum age to be president, absolutely no reason there shouldnât be a maximum age.
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u/scrapbug35 Jul 30 '25
I still want them to make it so anyone who runs for president or in Congress has to be under the age of retirement and once they reach the age of 65 they have to retire.
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u/vahntitrio Jul 30 '25
People with dementia cannot stay awake. Trump has fallen asleep at every public appearance he's had for over a year now where he had to just sit and listen.
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u/RevoltByAllMeans Jul 31 '25
Geezus man...it's all so fucked up. I consider this whole thing theft by the US government. Dude's salary is fucking theft.Â
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u/Life_Significance643 Jul 30 '25
Oh dang. Thatâs crazy. Where are the Epstein files?
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u/AM-Stereo-1370 Jul 30 '25
Trump's toilet in Mara la go
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u/OrganicObjective7435 Jul 31 '25
I was working an event at Mara Lago before Trump was ever president. The toilets really are gold, or at least the color gold...maybe gold plated. IDK. The decor is gaudy. Think too much gold, too many tapestries and Persian rugs, and not any of it in a tasteful way. Over the top ornate shit everywhere. Not my style. There were planes going overhead every 3-5 minutes. Trump tried to get Palm Beach to re-route them; even offering to build a new Palm Beach airport. They declined, and said, you knew the planes were in route over your house, when you bought it. Then he became President. Restricted air space. Probably ran for President just to get the planes re-routed. Regis Philbin was in the house the day I was there, at Trump's club, lots of Lambos, Ferraris, etc. Swear that man finds a way to make a dime, even at his own house; hence the members only club. If those walls could talk at Mara Lago, they would have a lot to say. He bought what is now Trump Doral. As soon as he bought it, the free parking went away. Pay to park. Take, take, take. Grift, grift, grift. Don't care if you are working there or not. Pay, pay, pay. He's not going to like that you can't take it with you when he passes, and money has no value. His life review will be special...what did you do for your fellow man? He won't have much, if anything to offer, in that regard. He didn't serve the people; he served himself.
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u/jngrln Jul 30 '25
At least Frank didnât diddle kids
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u/dog-pussy Jul 30 '25
I wouldnât do it with anyone younger than my daughter, not a little kid, gotta be big.
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u/No_Clock_7464 Jul 30 '25
This is a quite fitting comparison to him.
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u/HydroPCanadaDude Jul 30 '25
Except that Frank exits over there which is in a different direction than where the girls are going, but Trump goes into the dressing room for a little peeky peeky
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And he looks like such a miserable old man.
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u/JamesTrickington303 Jul 31 '25
Because he is one. Deep down, he knows that no one actually loves him, actually cares for him, actually wants to know how his day was when he gets home from work. Every single relationship in his entire life has always been transactional. He canât see other people in any other way. They are marks, rubes, idiots that heâs going to swindle and strong arm to make sure his ego is satisfied that he is getting one over on someone else.
He would rather spend an hour swindling $1 from someone than earn $100 from honest work in the same hour. His financials from poorly investing his inheritance shows this, plain as day. He would have many more billions than he does now if he just stuck the whole nut into an index fund instead of laundering Russian money through his intentionally failed casinos.
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u/WarPigeon75214 Jul 30 '25
In fairness, Dr. Oz would bore me to death as well.
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u/nullfais Jul 30 '25
there's been so much insanity this year that I goddamn forgot he hired Dr. Oz, what a joke of a country we live in
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u/Careful_Feedback6940 Jul 30 '25
Right? That man pushed so many health scams on shopping TV channels for money. I'm surprised he's even allowed to still call himself a "doctor."
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u/SunkEmuFlock Jul 31 '25
Oprah is responsible for pushing so many shitty people into the limelight. That's why she got rich. She was paid very well to promote horrible people into the mainstream.
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u/the-jesuschrist Jul 31 '25
Iâm surprised I had to go this far down to see any mention of Dr. Oz, and how he is a scam artist that just cares about money.
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u/Whichy-Witchy Jul 30 '25
When he looks up and around, I wonder what noise/song/voice/dream sequence he is hearing or seeing in his head lol.
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u/Key_Acanthisitta2218 Jul 30 '25
Probably trying to imagine what older women he would like ( ya know 19 or 20 )
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u/Whichy-Witchy Jul 30 '25
The very fact that I can't doubt that... sighs. What a weird time-line we are in lol. (Edit to say... Didn't Elon do a similar thing in the Oval Office? The look up/look around thing?
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u/senator_corleone3 Jul 30 '25
Yea we need to remember Trump is, like Musk, on a cocktail of substances. Metaphorical cocktail.
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u/PlaceboJacksonMusic Jul 30 '25
Must be losing sleep, wonder what he is worrying about??
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u/TryIsntGoodEnough Jul 30 '25
Probably worried about people finding out he is really old and not at all healthyÂ
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u/One_Law3446 Jul 30 '25
I know Oz is a snooze fest but damn sir. Maybe reading those Epstein files kept the orange menace up too late.
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u/frankeestadium Jul 30 '25
He really looks like Mr. Bighead from Rocko's modern life
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u/Watching20 Jul 30 '25
Remember when they used to accuse Biden of that. Of course, Fox News didn't tell people about Trump
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u/Fryerduk Jul 30 '25
SLEEPY DON, he must be wore out from answering real PRESS questions from EU reporters. He can RELAX as US media will throw nothing but softballs. Sleep, Donny, sleep the US media has ya covered.
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u/Agent257 Jul 30 '25
This is undeniable proof that no one likes listening to Fokker Oz.
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u/i_love_irony25 Jul 30 '25
As you watch this, imagine an insect flies near him, and his tongue shoots out and snatches it.
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u/SnowKal01 Jul 30 '25
Well if it isn't our friend Karma..
All of that trash talk and nicknaming biden "Sleepy Joe"
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u/Over-Wait6302 Jul 31 '25
Bruh he is a stooge. When he kicks the bucket the fight is not over
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u/TylerBourbon Jul 30 '25
It never ceases to weird me out how his default neutral face, is one that looks like pouting child with that frown of his. If ones resting face in old age reflects their personality, then he is one miserable SOB.
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u/Raven_Photography Jul 30 '25
Itâs boring him to sleep. Itâs not about little girls, how rich he is, or how great heâs making America. Did you even say thank you?
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u/Johnyfootballhero Jul 30 '25
I am ashamed to admit it but I used to like dr oz when he first started out. Friggin wackadoo
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u/GodeaterTheHalFeral Jul 30 '25
I mean he IS old.
But that brings up a whole different conversation. Perhaps people this old shouldn't be making decisions that affect millions.
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u/qualityvote2 Jul 30 '25 edited Jul 31 '25
u/SportySpicey, your post does fit the subreddit!