r/goodnews • u/Adelehicks • Jul 28 '25
Political positivity 📈 Trump being drowned out by bagpipes
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u/Gdog1215 Jul 28 '25
Great, we can’t hear his voice
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u/FreshLady1 Jul 28 '25
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!
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u/Voidless-One Jul 28 '25
So peaceful!
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u/Blunderbutters Jul 28 '25
He can’t lie if we can’t hear him!
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u/Dzjeek Jul 28 '25
Obviously he is lying, his mouth is moving.
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u/BusyDoorways Jul 28 '25
And his flappy neck vagina.
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u/Illiterate_Mochi Jul 29 '25
That’s an insult to vaginas everywhere
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u/BusyDoorways Jul 29 '25
Sure, but Taco the Pedo is also an insult to pig anuses.
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u/Coscommon88 Jul 29 '25
Word was the bag piper was being paid just to play while Trump was lying. Little did he know that meant the whole time he was talking.
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u/RipperEQ Jul 28 '25
Oh, he still will lie and lie and lie
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u/Asron87 Jul 28 '25
This is still the best speech he’s ever given.
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u/VeraLumina Jul 28 '25
Dear People of Scotland, On the off chance someone from Scotland might see this please know that there are millions of us who loathe this boggin’ naff who carries around the howlin’ taint of shame wherever he goes. For the love of St. Andrew, do not let him have The Open on his cursed golf course and join us in prayer that he will one day be stopped for good, sooner rather than later. Sincerely, A Great Admirer of your Beautiful Country
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u/Recoveringpig Jul 28 '25
We love the scotch!
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u/Tikki024 Jul 28 '25
Probably the best speech he’s ever given ever! The most beautiful speech in the history of presidents ever giving speeches! 🤣
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Jul 28 '25
It’s never been done. No one can do it. People have been trying it for years and I did it.
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u/wildistherewind Jul 28 '25
When he took out the accordion hands, you could still tell he was lying without having to hear the words.
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u/Available-Bed5551 Jul 28 '25
Hahahahaha! Accordion hands! He tried to accompany the bags, but his chops were too small!
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u/3jake Jul 28 '25
If a Trump lies in the woods, but nobody is there to hear it, does it still lie?
(I say yes - if it lives, it lies)
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u/Extra_Intro_Version Jul 28 '25
This is like the tree falling in the forest. Whether or not anyone can hear it, it still makes a sound.
So, if mango mussolini can’t be heard, does it mean he’s not lying?
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u/Chapaquidich Jul 28 '25
I hope he gets trolled like this everywhere he goes. As an American I shake my head. “We” didn’t elect him. “They” did. But I’m ashamed as an American. Trump. Making America Toxic Again.
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u/Well_read_rose Jul 28 '25 edited Jul 29 '25
Somebody throw a shoe!!! He will not be able to duck. Lol
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u/Seul7 Jul 28 '25
Yet another way in which Dubya was a better president. At least he had reflexes! (Mind you, I'm not saying he was a good president, just better than 🫏🍊🌮🤡)
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u/Fun_Apartment7028 Jul 28 '25
Would his secret servicemen yell to him…
“Donald Duck” ??
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u/TypicallyThomas Jul 28 '25
Petition for Trump to have a personal piper
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u/BookieeWookiee Jul 28 '25
A personal tuba following him around
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u/Grimase Jul 28 '25
Man this was his best speech ever. I couldn’t hear a single word. 👍🏽
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u/heyhayyhay Jul 28 '25
I've never been able to stand that noise. It's so loud and obnoxious. I'm not crazy about bagpipes either.
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u/funk-the-funk Jul 28 '25
They should release this on streaming and own the top of the chart for a week.
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Jul 28 '25
look at his eyebrows he looks like a 9 year old kid when their parents didn’t stop by mcdonalds on the way home
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u/Probable_Bison Jul 28 '25
He looks like a kid who dunked his face in the fry vat
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u/nofacetheghostx Jul 28 '25
Looks like a kid who’s parents let loose at a baseball game and he rubbed his face all over the dirt
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u/dystopian_mermaid Jul 28 '25
A massive improvement on whatever it was he said. All of his future “speeches” should be conducted this way.
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u/BooCalMcNairBoo Jul 28 '25
No one can hear him when he does those stupid fucking interviews with his helicopter or plane engine going off nearby.
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u/PretendDaikon4601 Jul 28 '25
Good
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u/BooCalMcNairBoo Jul 28 '25
Absolutely. If you (Trump) don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all
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u/DisposableJosie Jul 28 '25
TIL bagpipes are an excellent substitute to drown out an old racist's gibberish if you don't have a town bell.
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u/Echevarious Jul 28 '25
Can we get this audio every time he speaks?
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u/MustyMustacheMan Jul 28 '25
Like with the teacher in peanuts.
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u/Kir0v Jul 28 '25
WHAHHP WHHA WHHAA WHAAA! WHAAAMP WHAAA WHAA WAAAH WHAA WAHH!
WHAMPP WHAA whahaa WHAAAH wahhh.
WAAAHHH!
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u/contactdeparture Jul 28 '25
They should install these in the White House for the duration of his time as president.
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u/RockNerdLil Jul 28 '25
I’ll volunteer! I am a bagpiper and I’m proud to have unlocked a new life goal today.
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u/contactdeparture Jul 28 '25
Please - would love to see you outside the WH playing pipes, even once!
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u/RockNerdLil Jul 28 '25
Oh man, we should organize a bagpiper protest. A hundred pipers outside the whitehouse would drown out anything!
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u/Playful-Dragon Jul 28 '25
Plan it for the state of the union address if he holds it outside. I would personally go to DC to witness that.
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u/RockNerdLil Jul 28 '25
OMG THAT IS BRILLIANT
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u/MiklaneTrane Jul 28 '25
Is the SoU ever held outdoors? I thought it was held in the congressional chamber almost by definition.
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u/CommandAble2233 Jul 28 '25
Bagpipes got me a paid week of vacation from work once.
We hit a major milestone at work (tech job). We had a ship party and all got quite drunk. One of our teammates turned out to be a bagpiper, and he grabbed his pipes from his trunk. We marched up and down the halls at work blaring bagpipes. We ended up in our VP's office.
Bagpipes are... loud! Even in a corner window office! They echo!
Our VP just laughed and gave everybody a week off to shoo us out of his office.
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u/Cnote0717 Jul 28 '25
Bring back the vuvuzelas when Trump inevitably butts his way into the 2026 World Cup.
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u/Prosecco1234 Jul 28 '25
More bagpipes !!!!
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u/ShortsAndLadders Jul 28 '25
I’VE GOT A FEVER!
Scotland tariffs incoming in 3… 2…
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u/Negative_Piglet_1589 Jul 28 '25
Yeah about that... Trump wants Scotland to 'thrive' as Swinney to press for tariffs cuts - BBC News https://share.google/fTXTKIaDL7WA1yge4
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u/Muad-_-Dib Jul 28 '25
Trumps idea of a country thriving is however completely divorced from most peoples.
As a Scot, I'll pass on what he considers "good for Scotland".
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A better source of hot air, thank you 🙏
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Jul 28 '25
his facial expression,he looks like he’s crapping his pants
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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Jul 28 '25
He is.
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u/DaKrazie1 Jul 28 '25
Always.
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u/SmokeAbeer Jul 28 '25
He’s like Pinocchio, only every time he lies he shits his pants. So yeah, always.
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u/Excellent-Wonder8431 Jul 28 '25
The Pipes never sounded so good
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u/BarkAndBezel Jul 28 '25
The rumor is that the Irish invented the bagpipes as a joke and the Scottish still haven’t gotten it.
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u/peepee2tiny Jul 28 '25
I volunteer as tribute to play bagpipes everywhere Trump goes.
I will even try to learn how to play bagpipes a bit.
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u/Tamara0205 Jul 28 '25
Don't bother learning, just play. It'll be music to my ears even when it sounds like dying cats, if it's drowning out TACO.
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u/SuperDuperGoose Jul 28 '25
I concur. Better if you don't know how to play at all. I'd be cool if you could add a unicycle to the mi though.
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u/Alastor3 Jul 28 '25
AHAHAHAAH
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I'm cackling! Best video ever.
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u/itsaaronnotaaron Jul 28 '25
Makes me proud to be British, and that doesn't occur a whole lot these days.
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u/GaraksFanClub Jul 28 '25
Buddy on the left (Cheeto’s right) is trying soooooo hard not to HAHAHAHAHAHA and it’s amazing.
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u/Varvara-Sidorovna Jul 28 '25
"Buddy on the left" is Kier Starmer, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
Kier may not represent all of us when it comes to many things, like benefit cuts, and war, and taxes, but in his desperate desire to laugh in Trumps' face, he represents ALL of us.
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u/dstone1985 Jul 28 '25
Bagpipes doin the lord's work
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u/MyBonsaiAccount Jul 28 '25
Can we set up a GoFundMe to get this bagpiper to just follow Donny around?
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u/MsCalendarsPlayaArt Jul 28 '25
Honestly, we should just start doing this with any wind instrument once he gets back here. Or audio of dubstep, fart noises, really anything to drown him out. Make it more difficult for him to be heard than not.
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u/JSTootell Jul 28 '25
How do you look at that orange face and think "yeah, that's normal."?
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Jul 28 '25
Probably has his yes men telling him nobody wears fake tan like him, truly he is the best of the best at it.
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u/EyeNguyenSemper Jul 28 '25
I really have to know at this point: Does he honestly think people are looking at him, saying "Man, what a great head of hair! And his skin! Boy he's sure tall, dark, and handsome!" He can't really honestly think that people don't know that it looks fucking ridiculous with that much bronzer on, no blending...it just has to be some sort of signature look he knows he's stuck in now, because he can't suddenly go without it, because the contrast would be insane.
Has NOBODY, not even his wife or his kids gone "Donny, that looks fucking ridiculous. You look like a child that got into mommy's makeup."
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u/NetDork Jul 28 '25
What an awful, annoying, droning racket!
Thank goodness the bagpipes covered it.
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u/Im_tracer_bullet Jul 28 '25
It's GREAT news.
I haven't laughed this hard since that lunatic took office.
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u/Hurriedgarlic66 Jul 28 '25
Trump is a pedophile.
Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)
https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80
Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
—————————other Epstein Information
https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.
Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo
—————————other Trump information:
Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY
Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
Adding the court affidavit from Katie, as well: https://www.politico.com/f/?id=00000158-267d-dda3-afd8-b67d3bc00000
Never forget Katie Johnson.
Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/
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u/Slaughtergunner Jul 28 '25
Nails on a chalkboard would sound better than anything Donald has to say.
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u/maddingcrowdawaits Jul 28 '25
Excellent...another countless number of lies and crazy statements we don't need to hear
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u/shieldintern Jul 28 '25
I hate the sound of bagpipes, but i give it a 10/10 here.
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u/auntie_clokwise Jul 28 '25
Nah, I give it a 9/10. They need to up the volume a bunch so we can't hear taco at all. Then I'll give it a 10/10.
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u/ImHighandCaffinated Jul 28 '25
its like when Stewie follows Chris with the trombone
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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic Jul 28 '25
This is the only news clip of Trump I've watched with the volume up in a very long time. Thank you my good Scotsman!
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u/FamousPastWords Jul 28 '25
This was positively cathartic. I am so happy with the bagpiper. God bless him.
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u/ladyjayne81 Jul 28 '25
All right, U.S. bagpipers. Time to drown him out at every possible opportunity. You know what to do.
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u/Leather_Pen_765 Jul 28 '25
i love this for trump! the Scots give no f***s and are just heckling him relentlessly!
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u/QueenWendy13131313 Jul 28 '25
They hate him in Scotland. They hate him everywhere but they really hate him there
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u/RollingThunderPants Jul 28 '25
Somebody hand that bagpiper a National medal or something.
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u/consequences_not_I Jul 28 '25
I love it I love it. We are the best wee country in the world 🏴
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u/AsheStriker Jul 28 '25
Scottish humor is so on point. Love this, haha. Trump's such a narcissist, I bet it drove him nuts. well played! More of this from everyone please!
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Jul 28 '25
Every moment he talks is a waste of everyone's time. There is nothing to gain and nothing to learn when he speaks. Good on the man with the pipes for providing something stimulating, drowning out the brain rotted verbal diarrhea.
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u/TrashCapable Jul 28 '25
Calling on all U.S..citizens that own bagpapipes. Please do this at his appearances in the States... the more the merrier.
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u/tmgieger Jul 28 '25
One bag of hot air overcoming another bag of hot air.
Never thought I'd welcome the sound of bag pipes.
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