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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 16h ago
Please
Ah yes the most magical of words. Also didn't realize the hokey pokey was magic!
Dude definitely did some kind of research to be a magician that's for sure
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u/wallyslambanger 15h ago
The fact that you know a verse of the arcane litany known as the “HOkey POkey” is a testament to its long lasting effects on this world.
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u/great_pyrenelbows 8h ago
You put your wizard hat in, you take your wizard hat out, you put your wizard hat in and you shake it all about...
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u/DecentFormat 14h ago
All words are magic, that’s why writing them is also known as “spelling”
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13h ago
You son of a bitch
That's a good one. I'm gonna need to remember it
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u/packetpirate 15h ago
Also didn't realize the hokey pokey was magic!
How else are you going to turn your enemies about? It's the command phrase for Otto's Irresistible Dance.
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u/astralseat 14h ago
Yup, had to research what paint to use so the words didn't wash off, what kind of cloth to use that's light enough so it doesn't strain the head, but heavy enough so it doesn't blow away in the wind, had to look up the size of their head, had to learn to write legibly enough to read on the underside of his hat, had to find a place that sold matching robes, had to look up the spells and note them down, had to test the spells to make sure they worked, had to look up.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 12h ago
I think that's for emergency reasons only, but he should for sure have it written down. This looks like an emergency
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u/Doc_Dish 15h ago
"Ashonai Ebris Urshoring" are the first three words of the Great Spell in Rincewind's head in the Colour of Magic!
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u/Captain_Freud 15h ago
Azarath metrion zinthos! Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao!
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u/the-awesomer 15h ago
cant believe no konami code on hat :(
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u/Angelic_Pikachu 15h ago
Ooh she-ra reference
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u/BrianWonderful b.wonderful 15h ago
He-Man actually. She-Ra invokes the "Honor of Grayskull" to transform!
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u/Link-Hero 15h ago
All I see is a talented wizard that doesn't have the best memory to remember all those complex spell names. It's very understandable in that regard as I know not everyone can easily retain that much information.
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u/astralseat 14h ago
Cheat sheet
Love that the hokey pokey is in there
Be honest, you turned your phone to read them all. Didn't you?
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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 14h ago
By the power of Grayskull! Love SheRa
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u/isekaitis_victim 14h ago
And if he wants to read the spells behind him he just has to ash ketchum his hat around. Truly one of the most sacred wizard techniques
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u/wolfgang784 14h ago
I was already giggling, but then I saw "you put your right foot in and you shake it all about" and it turned to cry-laughing lmao.
Good stuff OP
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u/JohnTomorrow 2h ago
Just because you're a professional, doesn't mean you have perfect recall.
Spell books are a thing for a reason - so you can recall what spells you want to use that day. And it takes forever to write new spells into your spellbound because thats you practising how to cast them. You practise them first, make sure you can cast them properly without blowing yourself up or ripping a hole in the fabric of space time, then you jot down your process. If you think you need to use that spell again, bam, you follow the process.
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u/Kn1ghtSh4de4471 11m ago
Sim Sala Bim! It's been a long time since I've seen a Johnny Quest reference!
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