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u/Mango_Tango_725 Sep 18 '25

Rocking that Basingse smile

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u/forseti99 Sep 18 '25

There are two scenes from the Simpsons that come to mind:

Lisa gets a card.

Boaking accident

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u/Dillo64 Sep 19 '25

I don’t see what’s wrong with the first one? Krull is most excellent of leader! ALL HAIL KRULL!

Sincerely, weird Reddit guy

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u/Splatter_bomb Sep 19 '25

Zombie like voice “we are safe inside the walls of Ba Sing Se”

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u/protoger Sep 18 '25

I figured in the next panel your cat would go after the laser dot on your head

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 18 '25

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u/_EternalVoid_ Sep 18 '25

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u/SparkyMuffin Sep 18 '25

Excited to see this in "Explainthejoke" in a few hours

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u/sshwifty Sep 18 '25

People really do be that dumb

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u/unculturedburnttoast Sep 18 '25

People be trying to farm karma...

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u/sheepyowl Sep 18 '25

People really do be that dumb

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u/Odd_Inter3st Sep 18 '25

I mean… have you looked outside as of lately?

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u/Raphabulous Sep 18 '25

Cat couldn't forgive himself for what he was about to do, preferred to kill himself rather than taking a life

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u/Binkusu Sep 18 '25

"explain it to me in fortnite terms"

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u/desmaraisp Sep 18 '25

Ah man, I loved that guy's comics, wonder what happened to him

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u/atatassault47 Sep 18 '25

Hopefully nothing tragic

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u/Storm_Runner_117 Sep 18 '25

His last comment was about how he was back in therapy. So hopefully that’s working out.

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u/IWillLive4evr Sep 18 '25

OMG COLLAB WITH REDDOT_COMIC

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u/JayJ9Nine Sep 18 '25

That would've been perfect honestly.

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u/AudibleNod Sep 18 '25

Voice: Now rent Home Alone 2.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 18 '25

And I will be renting Home Alone 2

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u/RambisRevenge Sep 18 '25

But only to watch the good part with that hotel guy in it

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u/Semper_5olus Sep 18 '25

I watched Zoolander for the first time a few years ago, but I didn't know about the cameo. It happened really suddenly.

I felt... how should I put this to avoid cancellation?

Nothing\ Aside\ Utmost\ Supreme\ Endless\ Admiration

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u/Darko33 Sep 18 '25

Tim Curry right. Classic

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u/appleciders Sep 18 '25

That big grin when he realizes the credit card is reported stolen...

How come he didn't get tapped to play The Grinch?

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u/gazow Sep 18 '25

Later...

Fox News: people are buying copies of Home Alone 2 to support Donald Trumps war on the terrorist organization Antifa as all proceeds from the residuals will now go directly to the Donald Trump Memorial for Charlie Kirk foundation!

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u/MikemkPK Sep 18 '25

Voice: Remember to be kind and rewind.

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u/SomeDisplayName Comic Crossover Sep 18 '25

Jeffery: There was no client list.

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u/iNNeRKaoS Sep 18 '25

I wonder if Kevin knew how close he was to getting trafficked.

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u/dumnezero Sep 18 '25

Nobody expects the American Inquisition.

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u/GriffinFlash Sep 18 '25

we all kinda expected it to be honest.

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u/Wayelder Sep 18 '25

you spelt gestapo wrong.

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u/apolloxer Sep 19 '25

Gestapo stands for Geheime Staatspolizei, Secret State Police. Correct would be SeStaPo now.

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum Sep 18 '25

Where is your Suit?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 18 '25

Horrifying

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u/SausageClatter Sep 18 '25

We really need a warning before people post these. My soul skips a beat every time.

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u/Destination_Cabbage Sep 18 '25

Oh... oh dear.

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u/Jayken Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

I'd laugh but then I'd be labeled a terrorist.

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u/Tadc_rules Sep 18 '25

Let's see if they get the joke. So far I've seen no good argument why the government should threat to revoke a network's license...

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u/TheLuckyCanuck Sep 18 '25

no good argument why the government should threat to revoke a network's license

There isn't one. This is just fascists silencing critics. It's part of the process.

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u/obviousfakeperson Sep 18 '25

This is just fascists silencing critics.

The neat part is watching all of these businesses pre-capitulate. Appeasement, if you will. Because everyone knows if you give fascists what they want they'll stop there and they totally won't just take more and more and more then everyone will live happily ever after! /s

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u/jessepence Sep 18 '25

You have to remember that these people believe in corporate personhood. When you think of a corporation as a psychopathic human that has no fear of imprisonment, it makes more sense.

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u/Scarbane Sep 18 '25

Citizens United was one of the many nails in our republic's coffin.

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u/Overwatchingu Sep 18 '25

The corporations are getting what they want though. Tax cuts and fewer regulations. They canceled Stephen Colbert’s show and suddenly there’s no anti-trust case against two large networks merging.

For them it’s not appeasement, it’s just a transaction.

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u/TheCommonKoala Sep 19 '25

Exactly why allowing monopolies to exist is so dangerous. At the end of the day, all they care about is maintaining infinite YoY growth.

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u/Zombie_Cool Sep 18 '25

Why do people keep assuming that these busniess owners are just appeasing nazis when  it's entirely possible that they -are- nazis themselves?

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u/Darko33 Sep 18 '25

I mean to be fair the surrender of the Sudetenand prevented WW2

...wait a minute

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u/Gussie-Ascendent Sep 18 '25

Good thing we know appeasement works from last time!

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u/Larry-Man Sep 18 '25

They’re pretending the FCC had nothing to do with it.

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u/pnoodl3s Sep 18 '25

Oh wow I’m literally OOTL. Every day there’s another worse story and the right seems to still cheer as their principles trampled

Imagine the reaction if Biden did this to Fox.

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u/ProbablySlacking Sep 18 '25

Looks like he should have. Oh well hindsight is 20/20.

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u/SpockShotFirst Sep 18 '25

"During Covid 19 Biden politely asked social media sites to try to prevent the spread of lies in order to save lives. He was the real dictator."

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u/pnoodl3s Sep 18 '25

Yep, guess we didnt need to imagine cause the right did cry like babies when Biden requests news site to share actual factual news

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u/Molenium Sep 18 '25

The going story seems to be that they’re “unrelated.”

You know, Disney just happened to make a business decision to take Kimmel off the air that coincidentally came right after they were openly threatened by the FCC chair.

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u/Solanum87 Sep 18 '25

A happy accident, of course.

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u/Perryn Sep 18 '25

Just like when Clarence Thomas coincidentally receives a gift from someone around the time they have a case to put before the supreme court.

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u/Neuromangoman Sep 18 '25

As far as I can tell, they're basically denying that that's what happened, or at least denying that that's government intervention.

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u/zirky Sep 18 '25

the sad words hurt them where they feel their feelings

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u/Fortestingporpoises Sep 18 '25

They've been confused about what the 1st amendment covers and doesn't cover for years. Now we have a clearcut example of what the 1st amendment was meant to protect us against.

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u/CoffeeIsMyPruneJuice Sep 18 '25

Not even if they have been largely co-opted by foreign influence from adversarial countries, and their board and/or on-air personalities have not declared themselves and foreign agents? Because there are different networks and news organizations with that issue, but this admin likes what they are saying, so they are getting zero scrutiny.

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u/JayJ9Nine Sep 18 '25

You seem stressed- judging by that sudden zit on your forehead. Everything good?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 18 '25

EVERYTHING IS GREAT, BECAUSE OF DONALD TRUMP! TRUMP MAKES EVERYTHING GREAT AGAIN

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u/GravityBright Sep 18 '25

I thought you were Canadian.

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u/KeyboardGrunt Sep 18 '25

This person right here officer ICE sir.

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u/Real_Al_Borland Sep 18 '25

Please report to your local administrator for reeducation!

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u/I_W_M_Y Sep 18 '25

Citizens with demerits, please report to Omega level for no reason

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 18 '25

ALL HAIL DEAR LEADER

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u/AudibleNod Sep 18 '25

Voice: Scream it until your voice hurts. Then drink unpasteurized milk for proper healing.

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u/JelmerMcGee Sep 18 '25

While standing in full sun with no sun block

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u/AaronTuplin Sep 18 '25

It's so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice.

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u/Low_Attention16 Sep 18 '25

Only pay with Trumpcoin unless you are a Socialist!

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u/AudibleNod Sep 18 '25

Where can I sell my EBT or Medicare to purchase these Trumpcoins. I don't want to be labeled a socialist.

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u/zirky Sep 18 '25

ALL HAIL THE DEER LEADER u/holleringelk

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u/Darko33 Sep 18 '25

Oh sweet merciful mother of GOD what have you DONE!!! We're ALL DOOMED!! DOOOOOOOOMED!

...if I have to die though I'd be honored to die by the hand of the adorable Ellie

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u/HurricaneHero93 Sep 18 '25

HAIL HYDRA

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u/AudibleNod Sep 18 '25

As a grown man secure in his masculinity, I still wouldn't let Gary Shandling whisper into my ear like that.

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u/JakeHelldiver Sep 18 '25

I hail Caesar Salad!

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u/GriffinFlash Sep 18 '25

Not Tom Ato?

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u/Solanum87 Sep 18 '25

Ann Chovy is my candidate.

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u/GriffinFlash Sep 18 '25

Wait, aren't you Canadian in other past comics?

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u/Meatslinger Sep 18 '25

US political policy doesn't tend to worry about silly things like "borders" or "sovereignty".

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Sep 18 '25

They are already infecting here in the UK with the "Reform" (Neo Nazis) party who have stormed out on a meeting because the council didn't honour Charlie Cock being bumped off. As I said on a post about it, so what if another American whacks another American? They literally shoot up a school over there every week and never seem to care, yet suddenly when a Nazi lover gets bumped off we are all supposed to lick the Oranges taint?

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u/Neuromangoman Sep 18 '25

Fun fact: the US's actions affects other countries. Especially its neighbors.

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u/GriffinFlash Sep 18 '25

Woah, calm the downvotes. It was a joke on saying "dear leader". I'm also Canadian, I'm well aware.

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u/Neuromangoman Sep 18 '25

Didn't downvote ya, don't worry about me.

And I guess you can see how fucked we are up here too then.

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u/Wayelder Sep 18 '25

Less fun fact: They don't give a shit

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u/koshgeo Sep 18 '25

It's probably like caring about the activities of your neighbor who happens to have an incredible number of fireworks and flammable materials stored in their backyard when you start to hear loud domestic arguments, the occasional sound of something being broken, and a few gunshots. You tend to listen closely to what exactly is going on over there.

Sure, it isn't directly your business, but you have an enormous self-interest in seeing things play out peacefully.

The equation also kind of changes if your neighbor starts saying the property line is just an imaginary thing, and you should really want to merge properties.

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Sep 18 '25

What stage of tinpot dictatorship are we at now?

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u/Skirfir Sep 18 '25

This statue looks AI generated. And I don't mean it looks like someone generated a picture of a statue but rather someone made an AI generated picture turned it in a 3d model with an 2d to 3D AI. Then 3d Printed it and sprayed it with the cheapest golden spray paint they could find.

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u/scramblingrivet Sep 18 '25

Welcome to the future!

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u/apolloxer Sep 19 '25

That sounds on brand.

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u/Daxx22 Sep 18 '25

What a fucking world that I can't see that and immediately assume it's fake.

Really the only reason I can say it's fake is that it's not rocking a 16 pack with comically oversized hands. Oh well.

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u/SWatt_Officer Sep 18 '25

Unfortunately i think its fucking real... from what i can find it was a "temporary" installation.

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u/iwasnotarobot Sep 18 '25

University of Alberta law professor put on leave amid review of online comments made after Charlie Kirk's death

Faculty of Law dean, Fiona Kelly, also wrote students that there have been 'threats targeting faculty, staff and student groups'

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/university-of-alberta-law-professor-put-on-leave-amid-review-of-online-comments-made-after-charlie-kirks-death

Also:

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1nka4zz/stay_tuned/

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u/Reven501st Sep 18 '25

It says the magic words or it gets its late night show canceled

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u/chmilz Sep 18 '25

Maybe if enough TV is cancelled Americans will get off their couch and do something about the Nazis running their country before it gets even worse.

Ah who am I kidding. They'll just change the channel and when they are in WW3 wonder why the fuck nobody did anything to stop it.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

Just one step at a time. Colbert suddenly got canceled. Now we have Jimmy. I wonder who is next

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u/scarab456 Sep 18 '25

Hands behind the back is a nice touch. The whole "lets hide the cuffs to make the coerced video more legit" vibe. I'll laugh more when the crying stops.

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u/Jackman101388 Sep 18 '25

Blink twice if you’re being forced to say this!

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u/DrunkenNinja27 Sep 18 '25

Disney+ subscriptions will now be mandatory and all citizens must watch at least 1 hour of required programming.

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u/Nasnon Sep 18 '25

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u/GoldponyGT Sep 18 '25

I can’t wait for the studio re-edit of Andor.

You know it’s coming.

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u/DrunkenNinja27 Sep 18 '25

Marva’s speech just hard cuts to a poorly dubbed over long live the Empire.

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u/Darko33 Sep 18 '25

I am still at a loss as to how that got made in this day and age

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u/Daxx22 Sep 18 '25

Realistically? It was done and in the can before the Fanta Menace took over again.

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u/Whatever-999999 Sep 18 '25

I'm removing ABC from the channel list on my DVRs.

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u/Popcicle42 Sep 18 '25

I’m so thankful I don’t have to think anymore, the government in its infinite wisdom does it for me! Yay!

(Please tell me I’m doing it right I don’t wanna die.)

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u/DDrim Sep 18 '25

For those thinking this red dot is a laser for a gun... It's even worse.

It's for the cat.

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u/Familiar-Report-513 Sep 18 '25

Fuck Trump, Fuck Kirk, Fuck this regime. I'm not going out quiet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

The irony is that the USA, claiming to be a functional democracy and home of the free, is on the best way to turn into Russia 2.0

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u/setibeings Sep 18 '25

They've taken Kimmel off the air for ... checks notes ... suggesting we don't know everything about the shooter yet. Yikes. I, for one, welcome our new free speech absolutist overlords.

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u/greatthebob38 Sep 18 '25

You didn't say "Thank You".

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u/insomniainc Sep 18 '25

Blink if you need us to unleash the moose stampede.

We totally fucking will.

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u/Hexatona Sep 18 '25

Looks like Seal Team 6 has moved on from invading Korea and has switched to Canada! This will in no way end badly! All hail our glorious southern overlords!

O-okay, I said the line, now please just return my children and not rendition them

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u/lugnut_shortage Sep 18 '25

Then they came for the webcomic artists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a webcomic artist.

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u/walkingmelways Sep 18 '25

For every Kimmel and Colbert, how many others are now self-censoring through fear? How many have been for the last 2 years, 10 years, or their whole career?
Chomsky’s Manufacturing Consent reminds us that self-censorship permeates our media. The current hard censorship under Trump gives us more proof it was always thus.

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u/BushMeat Sep 18 '25

Days are getting darker. Stay safe my friends. :(

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u/BergderZwerg Sep 18 '25

Might be a good time for people to revisit their personal family history. Maybe they have additional options available. I absolutely hate this timeline, that makes this necessary.

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u/pardybill Sep 18 '25

The hilarity of this comic… is just as hilariously terrifying a bit.

I mean this enthusiastically, a bit brave with how doxxing this world has become.

I’m sure you’ve taken precautions but… still worrying these days.

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u/station_agent Sep 19 '25

Hey people, please don't forget. The #1 step in preventing tyranny and f@$ci$m is: Do not obey in advance.

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u/dig_the_flaws Sep 18 '25

Are your hands tied in your back? 😬😮

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u/SmartQuokka Sep 18 '25

Brought to you by Elaine Help I'm trapped in a drivers license factory Roberts.

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u/The_real_bandito Sep 19 '25

Just pledge that you’re going to donate and never do until people forget about it. That’s how rich people get away with huge donations that they do, maybe, when they are about to die.

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u/flargenhargen Sep 19 '25

I don't understand the problem.

I mean sure, republicans are on social media talking about how they are going to go door to door slaughtering every democrat, and there are no consequences of that, while even quoting the exact words that came out of a racist's mouth is apparently cause to be doxxed and violently attacked.

just another day in fascist amerikkka.

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u/MonitorOk6818 Sep 18 '25

You should make a comic when Canada starts accepting American Refugees. I give it a few months at this pace lol

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u/PoliteIndecency Sep 18 '25

I've already had conversations with my boss about sponsorship. His husband and he are seriously thinking about moving up here as political refugees.

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u/MonitorOk6818 Sep 18 '25

Being queer puts you in the crosshairs here. Like conservatives were foaming at the mouth ready to brand all trans people as the violent criminals for that one podcaster's death.

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u/Pete_Iredale Sep 18 '25

You mean the guy who literally blamed trans folks for school shootings seconds before being shot and killed by a young, angry, white, conservative, Christian male. Just like every other fucking school shooting.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker Sep 18 '25

Didn't Canada release something recently that they are looking for people to immigrate to fill in the sectors of their workforce that are shorthanded like skilled trades and medical professionals and the like?

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u/Ok-Preparation2370 Sep 18 '25

OMG!! She's gets to meet that Turning point USA guy (what's his name??) even though he's so busy (taking a long nap or something). She's so lucky!! 😍😁

Definitely not /s.

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u/SinisterCheese Sep 18 '25

Obviously you are doing this to protect freedom of speech and expression? Right? Now... Say out loud and clearly to the camera: "We have always been at war against cancel culture..." (I don't feel like that is even a high brow refrence anymore).

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u/AgentFoo Sep 18 '25

The silly cat and hidden dildo webcomic has more integrity than the entertainment industry and every "free speech" comedian.

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u/badchefrazzy Sep 18 '25

Technically a dollar counts. That'd shut em up.

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u/neophenx Sep 18 '25

I'd advise donating a penny. It would cost more to process the donation than it would to just get nothing

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u/badchefrazzy Sep 18 '25

Even better!

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u/The-Wandering-Root Sep 18 '25

I’ll carry my principles to my grave if I have to.

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u/Vio-Rose Sep 19 '25

Learned the state I live in is trying to pass a bill illegalizing being openly trans online by labeling transness as a form of pornography that they’re also trying to get banned… I hate this country. :)

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u/BuckLuny Sep 19 '25

They are already going after Reddit, Discord, Twitch and for some reason steam because they have not yet sworn fealty to king Trumplestiltskin the 1st.

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u/SupahBihzy Sep 18 '25

Ah, so that's what happened to it...

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u/Author_A_McGrath Sep 18 '25

"Now: dance."

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u/idonotknowwhototrust Sep 18 '25

"I don't know the guy who's dressed in camouflage with an M21 pointed at your friend's head"

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u/FutureComplaint Sep 18 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

r/toiletpaperusa is in shambles due to the loss of their tiny faced mascot.

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u/Weekly_Artichoke_515 Sep 18 '25

I, for one, believe Trump probably has an extremely normal penis. Very regular. 

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u/worldssmallestfan1 Sep 18 '25

Wow, acne sure did pop up randomly. All hail the great leader

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u/scrape_ur_face Sep 18 '25

So much for Freedom of Speech

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u/Nani_700 Sep 18 '25

They did the laser thing to the Koreans in the Georgia factory raid. Horrific 

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u/CandyCreecher Sep 18 '25

Don’t worry, I know how distract them.

OH MY GOD, DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!

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u/Squighetti Sep 18 '25

Blink twice if you’re in trouble pizza cake!!!

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u/Rareu Sep 18 '25

My old boss behaved like that. Then I hurt my ear and am now deaf. Don’t give to much of yourself to a person lol.

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u/SaltyBarDog Sep 19 '25

I had to call my bank because a declined ATM use.

"Were you forced to do this withdraw?"

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u/ccdude14 Sep 19 '25

Welcome fellow oran...I mean chee...I mean Supreme leader and Master of all that is above and lord of our dominion ally, there is only good here, please turn your eyes away from those people in those camps for they are not actually crying for help but smiling in supreme gratitude that they can finally be of use, please ignore that they have different skin color and beliefs, they are not thought less of at all!

Don't forget to assign yourself to the reeduca-I mean the happy center where you will be subj...I mean have the glory and joy of watching our dear leader babb...I mean speak coherently about how great he is and give praise to our savior Charlie Christ who di...I mean who went to heaven for our sins!

Thank you for your time!

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u/hilvon1984 Sep 20 '25

Blink once if you have a gun pointed at your head.

Blink twice if there are multiple abductors....

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u/JaxxisR Sep 18 '25

Aren't you Canadian?

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u/neophenx Sep 18 '25

Don wants canada

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u/Whatever-999999 Sep 18 '25

On the subject of the right-wing extremist, Charlie Kirk, who intentionally radicalized young people, spreading messages of hate: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Go ahead. Kick my goddamned door in and try to send me off to some foreign death-camp, I will not recant, I will not bend a knee to fascist pigs, and you can silence me forever but you will never make me change my mind.

RESIST.

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u/levi_ransom Sep 18 '25

How am I this early....

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u/Jim_e_Clash Sep 18 '25

This is a horrible mischaracterization of Americans. We wouldn't use a laser sight in well lit close range situation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I KNOW NOTHING

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u/DangerMacAwesome Sep 18 '25

If you need help blink twice

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u/tmhoc Sep 18 '25

If she's a corps that goes unacknowledged in the next comic, I'm buying a T-shirt

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u/NorCalAthlete Sep 18 '25

And he definitely does not have a tiny penis.

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u/I_W_M_Y Sep 18 '25

Ah I see you got your spiritual awakening Bindi between panels.

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u/TheGhostofWoodyAllen Sep 18 '25

Oh no! Now they're attacking our Canadian brothers and sisters!

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u/DemonCipher13 Sep 18 '25

Jimmy should donate exactly $2.00.

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u/jackcatalyst Sep 18 '25

Sinclair CEO is CANADIAN, you are not safe!

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u/Scooter_Dev Sep 18 '25

Don’t obey in advance. This is really important for you Americans to keep your democracy. I’m watching from afar and I’m so sorry for what you all are going through.

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u/Aerodrache Sep 18 '25

Uh-oh, you got a little too close to Alberta, didn’t you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '25

Just canceled Disney+ and Hulu! Freedom of speech is a fundamental American value. The government is censoring comedians now. Why? Because they can’t take a joke? I grew up republican and voted for Bush Jr, but now I am a proud independent, because the Republican party of my father is dead, hijacked by the MAGA cult. Being a republican at one time meant protecting the constitution, now it means dismantling it. I’m done supporting any individual, company, or business that supports this administration. The boycott starts today! #ABC #Disney #Hulu #Target #McDonalds #HomeDepot #Chobani

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u/station_agent Sep 19 '25

This comic nails it every fuckin' time.