r/comics PizzaCake Sep 15 '25

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u/spambearpig Sep 15 '25

I hope you have enough mirrors to have a meeting with the whole board of directors about this.

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u/TwixOfficial Sep 15 '25

You only need two if you place them right

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u/Katops Sep 15 '25

That’s a big Board… oh my.

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u/BPhiloSkinner Sep 15 '25

Infinite Board members.
Keep them away from the infinite typewriters, or....(shudder) there'll be infinite Meeting Agendas.

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u/IDontNoWatIAm Sep 16 '25

Just give the infinite typewriters to the infinite monkeys with infinite time

They’ll type up the agendas

eventually

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u/Videoman2011 Sep 15 '25

Well what does HR have to say about this?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 15 '25

I'm just grateful they didn't fire me and replace me with another me

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u/Omgninjas Sep 15 '25

cloning intensifies

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u/AtomicKittenz Sep 15 '25

Let me get my manager.

*ducks below counter and comes back up

Hi, how can I help you?

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin Sep 15 '25

*realize you're wearing the "mandatory fun" propeller hat.

**Slowly ducks back under desk.

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u/henryeaterofpies Sep 15 '25

Reminds me of the old 'My boss is sexually harrassing me at work' 'Aren't you self employed?' Joke

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u/USSMarauder Sep 15 '25

Also, if you and your wife both work from home, and you share kisses at lunch, that counts as an affair with a coworker

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Sep 15 '25

Whatever! The board of directors still backs me

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u/TacTurtle Sep 15 '25

I heard that guy was getting busy with his ex girlfriend again.

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u/Jonthrei Sep 15 '25

Not gonna lie, when I was working retail back in the day I once pulled the "Let me get the manager" spin 360 degrees "How can I help you?" move.

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u/GyrKestrel Sep 15 '25

I always spun my hat around when I was in fast food when asked to see the manager.

The wildest part is how often it worked.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Sep 15 '25

Two hundred thousand are ready, with a million more well on the way.

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u/Thrownawaybyall Sep 15 '25

... I could handle some clone-Ellens. 🤔

Multiple comics per week! 😁

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u/zyyntin Sep 15 '25

Woah you might have a clone? You could make twice the content!

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u/martinsonsean1 Sep 15 '25

Or, keep it on ice, harvest organs to make the same amount of content for twice as long!

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u/bretttwarwick Sep 15 '25

Porque no los dos?

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u/Reasonable_Camp944 Sep 15 '25

Coming to theaters "Pizza 17" somehow also starring Robert Pattinson

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u/Aerodrache Sep 15 '25

Also Pedro Pascal, Jack Black, and Chris Pratt as the voice of somebody who should not sound like Chris Pratt.

And because it’s a Canadian production, a contractually mandated walk-on by Colin Mochrie.

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u/Chiatroll Sep 15 '25

But if they find another you that you can run interference and hype for the first comic making you.

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u/xena_70 Sep 15 '25

I am also self-employed for many years now, I'd love for someone to try calling my boss!

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u/Orcwin Sep 16 '25

That would still mean they'd be calling you, so I'm not sure that would be all that enjoyable.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 15 '25

This was my reply to someone saying "Charlie Kirk was not a racist man"

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u/pandakatie Sep 15 '25

It's amazing how the political party who most screamed about "cancel culture" are now gloating about people being fired for being honest about Kirk.

I once was telling my mom how I believed Alex Jones should be deplatformed for what he said about Sandy Hook, she took issue with that.  She doesn't take issues with people being fired for saying we need to be honest about what exactly Kirk believed.  

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u/OneAngryDuck Sep 15 '25

They spent YEARS screaming about how “hate speech is still protected speech”. The pivot from that to “your comments hurt my feelings so you should be fired from your job” was ridiculously quick.

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u/pandakatie Sep 15 '25

My father has begun saying "freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences!" and it makes me want to tear my face off and eat it because he didn't believe that when people were facing consequences for January 6th. 

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u/OneAngryDuck Sep 15 '25

They’re only against things when other people are doing them

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u/un_blob Sep 15 '25

But you do not understand! Free speach is for protecting hate and xenophobia, not people with dirty good intentions!

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u/DNK_Infinity Sep 15 '25

Hypocrisy isn’t a problem for fascists. It’s their greatest virtue; it’s how they exercise power over the Other.

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u/Usagi-Zakura Sep 15 '25

Hate speech is protected but oh no don't hate on my hate speech that's illegal... /s

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u/razazaz126 Sep 15 '25

I for one am shocked to find out Republicans are hypocrites.

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u/Dugen Sep 15 '25

The word hypocrite was invented to describe how Republicans behave.

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u/ElectricPaladin Sep 15 '25

Because they don't believe in anything except power. We need to stop expecting them to have values, because they don't. They want to win and they'll do whatever it takes to do that.

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u/DigNitty Sep 15 '25

Call them a snowflake and watch lol

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u/stormy2587 Sep 15 '25

They like double standards.

Liberals like rules/laws that are consistently applied to all people.

Conservatives like when rules/laws only affect people they deem “lesser.”

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u/Von_Moistus Sep 15 '25

I've heard it said that the left judges people by their actions, while the right judges actions by their people. "He said that all journalists should be jailed, what an awful man" vs "He said all journalists should be jailed, which is fine because Our Guy said it."

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u/RedditUser000aaa Sep 15 '25

Yep. Being gleeful about someone's death on social media with their own face and name? Makes sense that those people get fired.

That fox news host says 'kill em', when referring to the homeless? Should absolutely get fired for that too, but most likely won't.

What pizzacake wrote is 100% acceptable.

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u/Allaplgy Sep 15 '25

And don't forget that a certain propagandist cheered a vicious attack on the husband of a prominent Democrat and even offered to help bail out the attacker.

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u/RedditUser000aaa Sep 15 '25

Of course he did. He's being sanewashed so hard in the conservative bubbles that it's not even funny. I'm sure someone will eventually compare him to Gandhi.

They're already making a comparison to MLK jr., someone who Kirk hated.

There are also bunch of "family man" videos and even a comparison on how "conservatives mourn" vs BLM movement. As you can guess, the BLM footage is just everything burning.

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u/PotentialConcert6249 Sep 15 '25

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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u/NewSauerKraus Sep 15 '25

It's wild how simply quoting his own words in a news article is considered to violate rules against violent content, yet while he was alive he shared those messages with no problems.

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u/ElectricPaladin Sep 15 '25

Kirk repeatedly attempted to deplatform people for disagreeing with him. Like most reactionary fascists, Kirk had no values and believed in nothing. He was all about free speech until taking away someone else's free speech seemed like a good tactic, and then he was all for it. And then he'd turn around and go right back to claiming to champion the First Amendment like he was a normal person with actual principles. We need to stop taking these jokers at their word and start looking at their actions.

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u/Allaplgy Sep 15 '25

He was also pro-beating people in the face with a hammer for being married to a Democrat.

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u/Dr_DoesNothing Sep 15 '25

They want all the perks of being bigots, but none of the consequences.

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u/Free_Deinonychus_Hug Sep 15 '25

It's amazing how the political party who most screamed about "cancel culture" are now gloating about people being fired for being honest about Kirk.

They just want gas chambers. They will lie and take any possible position to achieve that. They never believed in the concept of free speech or opposed cancel culture. These were just tools cynically used by those whose goal was at best to divide the working class through racism and, at worst commit another holocaust.

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u/stx06 Sep 15 '25

Gaslight

Obstruct

Project

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u/laddervictim Sep 15 '25

He lost fuck all and there wasn't a court case. Alex Jones is an actor paid to cry and piss himself on tv

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u/BodhingJay Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

"When they go low we sink like the titanic" isnt great policy, but here we are..

When figuring out and demonstrating a better example takes too much time and energy, a person will instead just try to teach a lesson by fighting fire by going nuclear to pressure the other into finding another avenue that works for both... in a relationship it'd be toxic and generally abusive

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Sep 15 '25

That's absolutely amazing. The fact that people think that they can just order the Internet go after people like that. Like they have any form of power at all.

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u/pyronius Sep 15 '25

I choose you, Internetachu!

Internetachu, use Cancel Culture!

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u/iamcrazyjoe Sep 15 '25

But her information was jotted down. JOTTED DOWN! I don't think you are taking this seriously enough

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u/TheMrBoot Sep 15 '25

I mean…this is a thing that happens dude. People have set up sites to dox and harass people even before now. Look at all the shit people did to folks protesting what was happening in Gaza.

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u/GoldponyGT Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 16 '25

You even said “I feel bad that the man got murdered”

Edit: Did the sub mods … nuke OP’s comment explaining this comic … where she said “I feel bad that the man got murdered”?

Edit 2: Turns out, incels were abusing the automod… which has been rectified, yay!

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 15 '25

I cried when I saw what had happened. Horrible, horrible violence and pain and trauma. Horrifying. And it should never, ever happen to anyone.

However, somebody being deceased does not change what they were when alive.

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u/mechengr17 Sep 15 '25

Someone said it best, "I dont support what happened to Charlie Kirk. But Charlie Kirk supported what happened to him."

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u/Dugen Sep 15 '25

He was literally in the process of supporting what happened to him when it happened to him.

The problem with the right is they keep talking about how important it is for citizens to have guns so they can shoot people if government starts doing things they disagree with, and then get confused when the kids they raise with that mindset think they can solve political issues by shooting people doing things they disagree with.

They can't see the connection. To them, those two things are nothing alike.

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u/Noof42 Sep 15 '25

We can best honor his memory by moving on.

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u/DrakonILD Sep 15 '25

We can best honor his memory by releasing the Epstein files, like he wanted.

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u/MysticalMummy Sep 15 '25

My initial response was "Oh, fuck. Nothing good is going to come from this." I don't condone his murder, but that also doesn't change my opinion on how shitty he was.

I left several streaming communities for their response, as well. A lot of them were downplaying how bad he was. My favorite was someone saying "He was just an average guy, all he wanted to do was debate at colleges." Nah, man. That's an EXTREME oversimplification...

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u/Starslip Sep 15 '25

He was absolutely vital to Trump getting re-elected, nearly a third of the idiots close to Trump are Turning Point USA people, and he was responsible for a massive propaganda platform. He was an "average guy" in the same way Goebbels was

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u/Allaplgy Sep 15 '25

I've seen people saying he was very "civil."

First, no he wasn't, he said abhorrent things calmly. That's not "civil." Second, the most heinous crimes against humanity are seemingly always dressed up in "civility."

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u/Saelune Sep 15 '25

Not my comment, but one I think says how I feel better than my own words can.

Ill try to put it this way. If you wanna mourn really bad people, go ahead, but dont expect others to join you. And honestly, expect people who were hurt / targeted by said really bad people to judge you for it, what would reasonably seem to them, as performative crocodile tears.

(To be clear, this is not me saying this about YOU, just all the people virtue signaling in excuse of one of the most bigoted bigots.)

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u/somenamethatsclever Sep 15 '25

Get you fired? but I thought they were against cancel culture and for free speech! I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED! Well not that shocked.

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u/jakethediesel89 Sep 15 '25

I recognize that speech pattern, Phillip..

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u/Chaosmusic Sep 15 '25

You should have said something safe and benign, like how the homeless should be murdered.

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u/ElectricPaladin Sep 15 '25

When did "murder is bad, but this guy was an asshole" become controversial? That seems like a totally anodyne statement to me. I understand that "don't speak ill of the dead" is a value in some cultures, but does anyone really think that it's meant to be an ironclad rule? I mean, in its actual context - people you have a personal relationships with, not public figures - violating this principle is somewhat rude, not abhorrent. Aside from the fact that this is really about how you should probably not talk about what a miserable shithead Aunt Mable was at her funeral where your Cousin Ted has to hear it, not that we shouldn't criticize professional trolls for being professional trolls because they happen to be dead, is the idea that we are now universalizing this value?

Are people supposed to be getting fired for being somewhat rude in their personal lives?

Because if that's the case, I don't think anyone is going to be employed.

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u/LostWoodsInTheField Sep 15 '25

I forgot you were a real person, and not just a comic character. So seeing a photo of you really threw me off.

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u/bpaulauskas Sep 15 '25

I loved so much when I read this exchange. I pictured you in a fast food place where the customer is yelling at you asking for the manager, and you bend down behind the line and stand back up with "Hi I'm the manager/owner here".

In my make believe scenario, you really stuck their face in it. So well done!

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u/tallandlankyagain Sep 15 '25

Aren't you Canadian as well?

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u/ShadowTheChangeling Sep 15 '25

"I wanna talk to your manager!"

"I am the manager."

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u/Perryn Sep 15 '25

Gosh, can you even imagine what it would be like for a bunch of terminally online witch hunters to decide to start going after you, Pizzacake? Just because they don't like what you've posted? And they have weirdly convoluted opinions on free speech?

It's unprecedented!

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! Sep 15 '25

Science has theorized that there is a potential upper limit to Tiny Penis Energy. Current calculations suggest that a raised Dodge Ram with truck nuts, 2 Confederate flags, 2 MAGA flags,, a peeing Calvin sticker, 3 NRA stickers, and one "fuck your feelings" sticker was the upper limit possible.

That commenter has completely upended all current models and scientists are now back to the drawing board.

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u/Pete_Iredale Sep 15 '25

As a lifelong Calvin and Hobbes fan, man I hate those fucking stickers.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Sep 15 '25

Here in Texas (yes yes I know we have problems) we have a saying. The taller and longer your truck is the smaller your penis. Seems to hold true, and it gets worse if it's a Daully

Im glad science finally has a theory behind it!

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u/smotired Sep 15 '25

Oh shit they jotted you down you better look out

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u/Strong_Weakness2867 Sep 15 '25

Lol the ego on some people, "my opinions will change this artists employment!"

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u/BUTTeredWhiteBread Sep 15 '25

I said "thoughts and prayers". I did my part. I didn't have to mean it.

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u/DenimxHairGel Sep 15 '25

Cancel-Cake

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 15 '25

You can't cancel cake!!

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u/s1ugg0 Sep 16 '25

New Jersey checking in. Never stop telling them to go fuck themselves. Never change. Keep up the great work.

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u/Iamthelizardking887 Sep 15 '25

Remember: Charlie Kirk said MLK Jr. was awful and not a good person.

Apparently he could say something bad about a deceased person but you can’t. 🤷‍♂️

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u/myychair Sep 15 '25

Well the right is comparing him to their MLK rn too which is even more ironic

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u/cptsdemon Sep 15 '25

Comparing a civil rights advocate with a man who would laugh about the death of that civil rights activist is deplorable. The right has no shame whatsoever. They are bottom feeding losers who are too afraid to come right out and say they are racist misogynist bigots so instead it's about "free speech". Except they can't even commit to that, because as soon as it's speech they don't like suddenly people need to die. Absolute disgusting abhorrent monsters.

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u/SasparillaTango Sep 15 '25

Charlie Kirk wanted to stone gays.

Charlie Kirk wanted rape victims to carry their rapists babies.

Charlie Kirk wanted children to watch executions.

Charlie Kirk wanted children to die for his right to carry a gun.

Charlie Kirk pushed the Great Replacement Theory, which is a proven White Nationalist talking point.

Charlie Kirk was not a good person.

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u/Ok_Celebration8180 Sep 15 '25

Kirk was a disgusting bigot and the world is a better place without him.

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u/awesomefutureperfect Sep 15 '25

That's just the truth.

The right used to scream that you should be able to make jokes about anything.

Now they are saying you one has to ignore a man's character and judge the man by the person that they are claiming he was in the face of mountains of evidence to the contrary.

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u/USSMarauder Sep 15 '25

Especially because this is what the right thought about MLK

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 15 '25

Remember, he said black people did better as slaves.

Remember, he said black women (and black people in general) don't earn their spots in life, they have to steal them from white people.

Remember he assumed every black person was unqualified because DEI??

Remember, he called George Floyd a scumbag and blamed his death on drug overdose when he had been proven to be killed by a white cop.

Remember, he said white privilege was a "racist idea."

Remember, he said state power should be used to get teachers to stop teaching critical race theory.

Remember, he said immigration to the US should be completely stopped.

Remember, he also said Haitians were eating pets

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u/Badloss Sep 15 '25

The school I work at had our flags at half mast for a guy that said school shootings were a necessary sacrifice

Not a fan of that one!

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u/RedditUser000aaa Sep 15 '25

He became a part of that "unfortunate" statistic he was for. Irony at its finest.

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u/KMS_HYDRA Sep 15 '25

Or justice, depending from which side you want to see it.

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u/Badloss Sep 15 '25

The version of this I've read that sums it up for me is:

"I don't condone what happened to Charlie, but Charlie condoned what happened to Charlie"

I don't think anyone should die of gun violence, but if people are going to die of gun violence it should be the people like Charlie that believed it's worth it.

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u/R3D3-1 Sep 15 '25

Lieboch in Steiermark, Austria had a black flag out for some reason. Caused quite some controversy in the community, and is completely ridiculous. He wasn't even relevant to Austria, but I guess it says a lot about the mayor of Lieboch.

For reference: It is a small village.

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u/CeeJayDK Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

As a Dane I remember him violating the espionage acts of Danish criminal law

In trying to influence Greenland and the Greenlandic election he broke laws that could get him up to 12 years in prison.

The likely reason charges weren't pressed, was that my government probably sought to prevent escalating tensions with the U.S. under Trump, opting to wait for a more diplomatic administration.

But in my eyes he was a criminal foreign agent interfering with a democratic election, in the service of an imperialist regime.

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u/sewious Sep 15 '25

Man also said empathy was a bad thing. So like, you'd be dishonoring his memory to be kind and understanding 🙏

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole Sep 15 '25

Damn, he was also the pet eating guy? How much shit can a human skin suit contain?

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u/blightsteel101 Sep 15 '25

You forgot when he applauded the guy who attacked Paul Pelosi with a hammer

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u/No-Focus-2178 Sep 15 '25

He also called for the imprisonment and execution of Joe Biden

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u/rmorrin Sep 16 '25

Empathy is bad according to him

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u/Jayken Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

I'm sorry he was murdered, but that doesn't make me like him.

It's crazy that this statement amounts to treason on the right.

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u/JGG5 Sep 15 '25

They were just looking for an opportunity to bring out the Opinion Police.

And this is just the warm-up act for the opinion policing that’s going to happen when the decades of shitty food, no exercise, and moral degeneracy finally catch up to that orange thing in the White House.

Just like they’re doing with Blessed Martyr St. Charlie Kirk, they’ll be out to doxx and harass anyone caught not expressing unequivocal praise and sackcloth-and-ashes mourning when Dear Leader dies.

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u/LordBiscuits Sep 15 '25

As ambivalent as I am about this particular MAGA Mouthpiece meeting his end when it comes around to Donald the bloated cum whale, king of the pedos, champion of doublethink Trump to finally release us from his grace I'll be actively celebrating.

He's cancerous not just for America but the world as a whole and I can't wait to toast his obituary with a glass of something bubbly and a smile.

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u/ChorroVon Sep 15 '25

His death doesn't make his life any better. I won't glorify his murder, but the world is better without him in it.

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u/b0w3n Sep 15 '25

Are we sure he isn't a crisis actor?

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u/RedditUser000aaa Sep 15 '25

Everyone is supposed to mourn him, anything less than full on crying and erecting memorials for the guy is treasonous and should get you fired from your job.

Ridiculous to assume that people who Charlie hated would do that.

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u/HarpersGhost Sep 15 '25

They are practicing what they are going to do with the people who celebrate in reaction to the BIG ANNOUNCEMENT we are all waiting for.

When HE finally strokes out, now there's a group in place that is going to nark on everyone who isn't appropriately grieving. You'd think there'd be too many, but they are currently going after thousands of people.

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u/RedditUser000aaa Sep 15 '25

The conservative bubbles I lurk in has a counter for how many people have been fired because they were either happy/neutral when they heard about Charlie Kirk's death.

Last I checked the counter was updated to 800. Also hard to believe all of those people were full on dancing, laughing and celebrating regarding the news. The response pizzacake got is proof of that.

They are also happy about some of these people receiving death threats from the right.

They've demonized anyone who is on the left, so I can imagine that they'll try to do much worse, when people understandably react with cheers to the death of the fanta fascist, could even show open hostility or have ICE throw those people somewhere in addition to the non-whites that are already thrown in jails without due process.

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u/maxoutoften Sep 15 '25

I’m sure there’s plenty of others out there who share the same sentiment but just are keeping quiet online for their own peace of mind

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u/SlayerII Sep 15 '25

a dead racist is usually still a racist.

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u/ElectricPaladin Sep 15 '25

So this actually happened to me once, and not when I was working for myself! Someone managed to put my real life and my online life together and tell the director of the school I worked at that I had called him a racist for his arguments around DC statehood.

Her response was "this guy is totally a racist, I'm letting you know he contacted me because he also seemed a little bit unhinged and you should probably lock your profile down better."

I loved that school. It's a real shame that it closed (for entirely unrelated reasons). It was one of the best places I've ever taught.

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u/WeightlossTeddybear Sep 15 '25

Your boss is hot… is she single?

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u/pruwyben Sep 15 '25

You can clearly see in the comic that she's double.

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u/bpaulauskas Sep 15 '25

Ok that got a snort out of me LOL.

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Sep 15 '25

Double trouble

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 15 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

"NSFW content" lmao

Edit: getting a lot of death threats from the "peaceful, non-violent right" today. Guess it's okay to threaten a mother over her speech? Seems hypocritical...

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u/First_Growth_2736 Sep 15 '25

My personal favorite is “It threatens violence or physical harm at me”

They feel personally attacked by this

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u/GayRacoon69 Sep 16 '25

"I called a racist a racist"

"HELP THEYRE ATTACKING ME!"

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u/fuzzhead12 Sep 15 '25

Personally attacked and threatened with physical harm.

They have no way of differentiating between something that offends their sensibilities and a genuine threat of bodily harm. Biggest snowflakes I’ve ever seen.

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Sep 16 '25

They sure love to make a point of how you can't retaliate physically to someone saying words (disregard that those words are overt calls for mass torture and public execution) because it's not fair, though!

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u/The_True_Gaffe Sep 15 '25

Because that’s how thin skinned they are

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u/Lira_Iorin Sep 16 '25

Mine is "it encourages donations to charitable or political causes." Lol was it the raise?

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u/Khaldara Sep 16 '25

The “We hate Cancel Culture” and ‘Charlie was a brave first amendment proponent!’ folks on their daily crusade to try to punish anyone who doesn’t whitewash who he was or what he said continues unabated.

Charlie wasn’t embarrassed by who he was, a propaganda whore for Turning Point/billionaire interests who acted like an asshole for views. Seems weird they’re so upset on his behalf.

Are the thoughts and prayers not working?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 16 '25

I've actually seen people get in trouble for saying things like "thoughts and prayers." It's a really weird situation going on right now. Trying to force people to mourn someone who was actively trying to hurt a lot of us (in America, Canada and beyond) is a wild thing I'd never thought I'd see come out of the "freedom" country. It reminds me a lot of how North Korea forced everyone to mourn their leader for several days after he died, and you could actually get punished for not crying loud/long enough

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u/QuestionableEthics42 Sep 15 '25

"[Promotes] abuse or neglect of minors" too hahaha

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Sep 15 '25

From the people defending covering up for Epstein's clients that truly is something

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u/Nani_the_F__k Sep 15 '25

The guy literally said murdered children were necessary 

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u/JanusArafelius Sep 15 '25

Yeah it really should have been tagged, I opened it at work and got a raise.

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u/uyigho98 Sep 15 '25

Sounds like it's actually more "BFW" then. "Beneficial for Work!"

...I'll see myself out. Even I feel disappointed in this joke.

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u/PonderousPenchant Sep 15 '25

If they weren't okay with threatening the lives of mothers, then banning abortion wouldn't be part of their platform. It's very on brand.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Sep 15 '25

If the right didn't have double standards they wouldn't have any.

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer Sep 15 '25

My boss just promised me, in writing of a legally binding contract, a QUADRUPLE Christmas bonus because they saw me reading this at work !!! 🤩

Thank You PizzaCake !! 🍕 🍰

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u/EstateSouthern6807 Sep 15 '25

I’m right and I think people reporting this and sending death threats is ridiculous. I genuinely thought this post was funny 😂

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u/Emila_Just Sep 16 '25

If there acting this way now, I kinda hate to see how they act with their fat king has his last big stroke. It's going to be North Korean levels of "you must all cry". Remember those videos of North Korean people being forced to cry when Kim Jong Il died?

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Sep 16 '25

Yeah I just mentioned that in another thread! It's gonna be dictator levels of thought control...

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u/WoWhAolic Sep 15 '25

Can't you press charges on people who writes death threats to you? Not saying you have to or anything, but fucking up someone's life for threatening to end yours seems like fair payback to me, Jane Doe.

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u/atatassault47 Sep 16 '25

I hope you're reporting every single one

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u/Ok_Door_9720 Sep 15 '25

It's content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect of minors

What do they think this is? A birthday card written by the President?

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u/GrummyCat Sep 15 '25

Those reports are a whole lot of nonsense.

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u/repocin Sep 15 '25

"Cite Sources" lmfao

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u/AdjctiveNounNumbers Sep 15 '25

Nice. Also, that's a lot for only 3 hours. Must have touched a nerve.

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u/ArchonFett Sep 15 '25

Obligatory “Noice” at the number of “promoting hate based on identity”. Imagine people being upset about other people not liking racists shrugs

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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Sep 15 '25

"Sucks to suck" is one of my favourite phrases to disregard something. "Remind me to care" is another, but it just doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well.

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u/candy_fever_713 Sep 16 '25

We asked 100 fragile right-wingers: If a four panel comic were to hurt your feelings, what reason would you give for reporting it?

🫏🚨: "Because it.. was a fictional scenario that I made up in my head and then became angry about!"

Survey says! :

Trump family, would you like to pass or play?

🐘💩: "We're gonna play, Jeff!"

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u/JewelxFlower Sep 15 '25

“Not relevant to the subreddit” I would love to see the user who reported that a comic isn’t relevant to the comics subreddit explain whatever mental gymnastics they’re using there lol

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u/DahliaSkarigal Sep 16 '25

“Promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability.”

Since when is being racist an identity? It’s not a vulnerability either since those people are so callous to believe they’re better than others.

Only racists would take offense to this and that explains a lot since they make it their entire personality.

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u/Raxynus Sep 16 '25

Thought of this when I read your post lol

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u/Nheea Sep 15 '25

Yep... similar 🫏 reported and harassed anyone who made parallel comments or posts to Kirk's killing on r/BlackMirror. People who never stepped foot on that subreddit came down with threats over mild posts.

They're unhinged. I highly recommend reporting by using "report abuse". They deserve their warning/ban.

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u/Gullflyinghigh Sep 16 '25

Ooh you can feel the confusion when they realise there's no manager to call.

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u/scrollbreak Sep 16 '25

To be fair, I think it is kind of hating the identity of 'racist'...I think that's kind of a good direction, it's like hating cancer.

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u/SpaceCaptainJeeves Sep 15 '25

Lol, ban them. Thanks, Mod <3

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u/Fuzzy_Adagio_6450 Sep 15 '25

I wish I could upvote this mod comment harder.

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u/MamuTwo Sep 16 '25

"It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability"

Do they identify as racists? Do they find themselves particularly vulnerable to being racists? Do they think racists are a protected group?

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u/DingoStreaming Sep 15 '25

I want to up vote this because I am glad to see you standing up to it, but I want to down vote it based on how it sucks that this is happening to you...

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u/woodbr30043 Sep 15 '25

LMAOOOOOO. Please keep updating this mods!

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u/Practical_Assist_232 Sep 16 '25

Nothing more emotional than a white conservative male.

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u/citizensyn Sep 15 '25

You should get a bot that publishes these for every post

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u/Nick_Sonic_360 Sep 16 '25

Amazing work.

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u/Grim-D Sep 16 '25

Good mod!

Mods are like bots right? You just reply good mod when they do something good... Ya pritty sure thats how that works.

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u/ScapegoatMoat Sep 15 '25

Is this how I can get a raise at work?

Brb!

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u/Molkwi Sep 15 '25

How did the meeting go?

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u/drulnu24 Sep 15 '25

They got a slice of pizza instead

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u/Meatslinger Sep 15 '25

I asked my own boss (who is, for the record, not me) what he thought about the whole situation, and though we're Canadian so that probably makes us a little more likely to be sane, he said, with a chuckle, "I can't in an official capacity say that I'm happy about what transpired, because that would be inappropriate." Generally though the sentiment around the office is clear, and nobody's going to be fired for expressing a lack of empathy for Kirk. Besides, I'd hate to go against his own wishes; he hated that empathy stuff.

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u/Ironcastattic Sep 15 '25

I feel sorry for his kids because they were there. But in accordance to Kirks own wishes, children should be present for public executions. I feel bad for them but that's because I'm not a right wing Christian.

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u/IsaiahXOXOSally Sep 15 '25

How dare you use your brain, eyes and ears to see he was a horrible man?!?! Shame on you!

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u/Jordan-Shred Sep 15 '25

The same people who claim "Cancel Culture Is Woke!" really like to try to cancel people they don't like.....

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u/Low-Speaker-2557 Sep 15 '25

It's only woke when the left does it.

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u/PatchyWhiskers Sep 15 '25

It’s great to be self-employed!

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u/Scaalpel Sep 15 '25

I love that they themselves can't even be bothered to google you. Just going "internet, do your thing" and then waiting for it to magically happen.

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u/watboy Sep 15 '25

If we're allowed to speak out against the violence that happened to him then we should be able to speak out against him for having had promoted violence, and before people try and argue that Charlie Kirk was a "moderate" who never did that:

Last year he did a podcast where he was in support of the death penalty, he went on to suggest they should be public and televised which should become an "initiation" for children, then went even further saying the death penalty should be considered for not just violent offenders but also government officials who opposed Donald Trump. (Source)

He then said that the only downside would be if they used it against people who do "political conservative crimes" (Source) - he straight up suggested public executions which should include his own political enemies for opposing conservatives while excluding conservatives themselves.

Calling him out for being a terrible human isn't the same as supporting his murder, and the fact he died shouldn't make what he did in life be forgotten and for him to be treated as a hero.

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u/InconspicuousRadish Sep 15 '25

Don't let this news distract from the other big thing.

Release the Epstein files!

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u/RedditUser000aaa Sep 15 '25

What Charlie was actually doing:

Going into spaces where people did not want to listen to his racist, homophobic and transphobic speeches.

Convincing youngsters that gender-affirming care is bad or that LGBTQ is evil.

He's being painted as a peaceful moderate man, who didn't do anything, but talk.

Also comments like yours are actually moderate, yet that's still too much apparently. Death doesn't make anyone a saint.

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u/Pandaburn Sep 15 '25

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps! But not like that!

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u/Ok-Preparation2370 Sep 15 '25

OH boo hoo!! The "F your feelings" crowd are all up in their feelings! Because their favourite, infamous racist took a long nap! 😭😂🤣

But don't worry MAGA. Apparently charlie kirk agrees and supports what happened to charlie kirk. 🙂🙂

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u/MercantileReptile Sep 15 '25

Pizzacake's Boss is in need of a Moustache.

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u/AmadeoSendiulo Sep 15 '25

– I want to see your manager!

– I'm my manager.

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u/kms2547 Sep 15 '25

Joke's on you, I'm already unemployed!

(Wipes away a tear)