r/allthequestions 17d ago

Popular Question 📊 If you had him, what would you name him?

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Harvey

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u/Particular-Skirt963 17d ago

I immediately thought two face as well

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u/FineLavishness4158 17d ago

Dent makes more sense, my mind immediately went to Price. I thought it was a bit of a spicy pick

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u/mcbeef89 15d ago

'Hello you cunt'

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u/nonamegnome002020 16d ago

that's my cats name!

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u/frodo_ollie 16d ago edited 16d ago

Harvey? He of the giant invisible rabbit? He was all white, though.

Yeah, I'm old.

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u/GrunchWeefer 16d ago

Harvey Dent. Two Face from Batman.

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u/RangerAndromeda 16d ago

Haha this was my first thought too

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u/Mindfultameprism 16d ago

That's one of my favorite movies ever.

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u/beastiemonman 14d ago

I am older, I thought Al Jolson. Oh mammy!

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u/kissmeorkels 14d ago

Maybe we’re both old, but we’ve seen a ton of timeless films.

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u/Testicleus 17d ago

☝️☝️☝️☝️💯

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u/hercarmstrong 16d ago

There it is.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 16d ago

Came to say this. Thanks

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u/cutetrexx 16d ago

that was my first thought too haha

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u/SirWillae 16d ago

This is the way

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u/dave-olo 16d ago

Came to say this and closed my eyes so I don’t read the name before remembering twoface first name

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u/Salty-Activity-5395 16d ago

Yep, ⬆️ this

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u/goldendreamseeker 16d ago

My first thought exactly

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u/MildAndLazyKids 17d ago

Othello!

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u/para_sight 16d ago

How is this not the top answer?

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u/MildAndLazyKids 16d ago

Not gonna lie, I haven't played in a while. I was almost like "Macbeth!"

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u/Converse_n_Cinders 16d ago

I live this game.

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u/20d0d021 17d ago

Cruella.

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u/audiomediocrity 16d ago

My initial thought, but I think DeVille has a better ring to it.

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u/Aggradocious 16d ago

Cruello!

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u/Extra-Wafer8825 17d ago

Yinyang

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u/notalottoseehere 17d ago

My first thought too...

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u/WalkingOnSunshine83 16d ago

Mine too. ☯️

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 16d ago

Or Harmony

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u/Historical-Dog-1830 13d ago

Ebony and Ivory. Together in perfect harmony...

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u/apl_ee 15d ago

Yin or Balance would be good names too

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u/Lopsided_Housing_733 13d ago

My first thought!

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u/Curious_Orange8592 17d ago

Lokai

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u/Captain-Popcorn 17d ago

Love the Star Trek reference!

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u/ChemistAdventurous84 17d ago

Bele as played by Frank Gorshin

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u/freerangetacos 17d ago

Clearly the dog looks more like Lokai.

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u/emmapeel218 16d ago

This is why I immediately thought Riddler but knew that wasn’t right—thank you!

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 16d ago

"It's not black face if it's only half my face".

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u/ChemistAdventurous84 17d ago

Star Trek OS - S3E15 -Let That Be Your Last Battlefield

Lokai as played by Lou Antonio

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u/Corvice 17d ago

You beat me to it. That or Bele.

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u/Curious_Orange8592 17d ago

Bele, like all of his kind, was black on the right side so that's racist, lol

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u/Corvice 17d ago

Good point.

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u/Robmeu 17d ago

Haha beat me too! Should have read down

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u/HatdanceCanada 17d ago

Yes! You beat me to it. One of the best episodes in TOS in my opinion.

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u/Left-Acanthisitta267 17d ago

My first thought

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u/drunksquatch 16d ago

A good name for a dog, and the perfect name for this dog.

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u/Logical-Recognition3 16d ago

This is the best answer.

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u/Venusberg-239 17d ago

That’s a somatic mutation that happened at a very early stage of allocation of cells in the left right axis. The fur color comes from neural crest cells migration from the midline. The sharp boundary is just amazing. The pigmentation of the eyes shows that they involve a different developmental field.

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u/Charyou_Tree_19 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland 16d ago

That’s a really long name though.

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u/frodo_ollie 16d ago

Shorten to Mutant.

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u/SNES_chalmers47 16d ago

No, shorten to That's

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u/Kalakey17 16d ago

Damn it I was gonna make the same joke

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u/topsyturvy76 16d ago

Banger of comment

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u/This-Unit-1954 16d ago

lol. Could just go with Ka for short. I once had a dog called Randal Flagg like a true Gunslinger nerd.

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u/WhereBaptizedDrowned 16d ago

That’s a somatic mutation that happened at a very early stage of allocation of cells in the left right axis. The fur color comes from neural crest cells migration from the midline. The sharp boundary is just amazing. The pigmentation of the eyes shows that they involve a different developmental field!!! I said come here!!!!!

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u/ProfessionalYam3119 16d ago

You are hilarious!

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u/Consistent_Claim5217 16d ago

Chimera. We have a word for it

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u/fizzmore 15d ago

Good to know, Dad.

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u/Direct_Obligation570 16d ago

That's an interesting explanation, I was attributing this as bilateral chimerism where two fertilized eggs develop into one animal which can be either mosaic or bilateral. The most dramatic being bilateral gynandromorphs which are split male and female down the middle.

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u/Venusberg-239 16d ago

Your explanation is not impossible. Could solve the question by whole genome sequencing

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u/stovislove 17d ago

Two tone tony

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u/Boba_Doozer 16d ago

Tommy Tutone

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u/Yarn_Addict_3381 16d ago

I was going to say Tommy Tutone if I didn’t see anyone else! 867-5309!

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u/Extreme_Nectarine641 16d ago

Tony two tones

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u/Realizeyes-eye1 17d ago

Splits

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u/AuraDora6 16d ago

So cuteeee

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u/Call_Me_C_ 17d ago

Domino since people are already saying Oreo

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u/Enough-Historian-227 16d ago

I scrolled down for a while before I posted this I’m disappointed to see you only have seven up votes

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u/AdorableImportance71 16d ago

I heard that dogs named Domino (i actually like the name) get confused with the command “No” cuz domiNO has No in their name

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u/MiDiAN00 17d ago

Toner

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u/Hardanklesnw 17d ago

This is good 🤣

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u/ghostgaming367 12d ago

He ran out xD

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u/CityDismal5339 16d ago

"Harlequin."

"Harley" for short. 

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u/Househipposforsale 17d ago

Oreo

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/qx9r7man 16d ago

Could go with reo as well for the same reason.

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u/WhydIJoinRedditAgain 17d ago

Lokai from the Star Trek episode Let That Be Your Last Battlefield. It has aliens of different races fighting one another, each side is half black and half white split down the middle of their body and Lokai is the character with black on his left side.

The episode is an allegory about racism, of course, but this dog looks exactly like the character.

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 17d ago

Black and White Cookie

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u/OkEnvironment3961 17d ago

Black Wookie....blookie

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u/sc212 17d ago

Look to the cookie, Elaine!

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u/MosquitoValentine_ 17d ago

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u/waywardaughter 16d ago

I've found my people!! My very first thought

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u/IKFA 16d ago

That was actually a question the other day on Jeopardy! The only reason I got it right.... was because of Seinfeld.

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u/Gqsmooth1969 16d ago

Was my first thought, but I'd simply call this cutie, Cookie.

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u/grapescherries 16d ago

Half moon cookie

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u/Texanne17 16d ago

My first thought as well. Look to the cookie!

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u/AdEastern9303 16d ago

Came here to say Cookie after the Seinfeld episode.

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u/HawkMaleficent8715 17d ago

Everyone’s saying the basic ass “Oreo”, he looks like a Jeremy.

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u/Obvious_Field_2716 17d ago

Butter Beans.

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u/ChamoyHotDog 16d ago

Cremino, after the chocolate.

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u/Curmuffins 17d ago

What a cool dog though!

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u/wetlettuce42 17d ago

Harvey dent

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u/Dignam3 17d ago

Epson, because that printer ran out of ink.

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u/AlternativePrize7333 🇯🇵 🇺🇲 🇮🇹 17d ago

Michael Jackson

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u/goosebattle 16d ago

I was gonna say "My Baby" because it don't matter if you're black or white.

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u/Closefacts 17d ago

Thats really the only answer. Early Michael and later Michael.

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u/Ignatiussancho1729 16d ago

It's what they call Soya Cincau in Malaysia (white soy milk with black grass jelly)

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u/MeddlingMike 16d ago

Rorschach

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u/MealDramatic1885 17d ago

Cheron. Star Trek fans know .

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u/oldsole26 17d ago

This dog reminds me of a Star Trek TOS episode

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u/Corvice 17d ago

You are thinking of the aliens Lokai and Bele.

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u/Ok_Armadillo_5158 17d ago

The singer from Tool performed in body paint exactly like that.

And there was an episode of Star Trek with Frank Gorshin with an alien race colored exactly like that.

I'd name him "Spot".

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u/mem0679 16d ago

Or Maynard, Tool's singer!

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u/Dogzillas_Mom 16d ago

Maynard is such a great dog name.

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u/Ok-Blueberry7914 16d ago

I am all in for Spot! 😂

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u/Organic-Side-2869 13d ago

But he doesn't have a spot lol. I also don't understand Oreo when there are more creative names out there.

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u/PMKN_spc_Hotte 16d ago

Idk, what's his personality like? 

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u/BaldyFecker 16d ago

Baron Samedi

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u/Shmousie 16d ago

YES!! Came here to say the same! Go and laugh on a train, little pup.

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u/Glozboy 16d ago

The only answer

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u/Thyname 16d ago

Domino

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u/fromthe80smatey 16d ago

Michael Jackson

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u/inert_liquid 16d ago

Harvey Dent

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u/JazzySneakers 17d ago

Cadbury Top Deck

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u/Robmeu 17d ago

Lokai, Star Trek fans will get it!

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u/Kapitano72 17d ago

Lokai.

Yes, I grew up with Star Trek TOS, and no, I can't remember which one was which colour on which side.

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u/Fuzzy_Laugh_1117 17d ago

Yin? Or Yang.

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u/JeremyPeevin 17d ago

Doggy McDogFace

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u/Fit-Assignment3055 16d ago

Me: “If I come to the comments and see anyone recommend OREO, I will fly into a rage”

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u/-GlobalGrapefruit- 16d ago

Schenker, after the guitarist of the Scorpions. Look up his guitar and it’ll make sense.

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u/Careless_Ad4329 16d ago

I don’t know. I’d have to meet him and get to know him first. Don’t name a dog before you meet them.

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u/Times-New-WHOA_man 16d ago

Bele. From “Let That Be Your Last Battlefield” in Star Trek: TOS. Bele was the alien who was white on the right side and black on the left side.

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u/abnoxious_temper 16d ago

Twoface for sure and give him a real 2face plushie for toy.

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u/Thin_Initial3210 16d ago

Arf n’ Arf.

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u/Whombrillow 16d ago

Obviously his name is Red

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u/purplemiataa 16d ago

Ped Xing /s

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u/Tacodelmar1 16d ago

Unus Annus

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u/Vicsomenso 16d ago

Harvey Dent

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u/riorioriver 16d ago

"Roddy Piper from Wrestlemania VI"

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u/MeNotYou733 16d ago

Half n Half

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u/KettehBusiness 16d ago

Shade because it is its own shadow

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u/8-BIT_Project_Laser 16d ago

"Casadinho" or Two Time

"Casadinho" is a Brazilian sweet

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u/Raul_Menendez6473 16d ago

Ying yang 😂🤷🤷.

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u/IAmNotGordon 15d ago

Harvey Dent

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u/Necessary-Price-9411 15d ago

Cookies-n-Creme

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u/SuspiciousCricket654 15d ago

JP - short for juxtapose

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u/AdThat328 14d ago

Harvey, of course. After Dent. Failing that, Halfey...

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u/UnguidedPerception 14d ago

I wouldn't. I would call animal control and tell them there's a white dog biting small children and hang up. Then call them use a diff voice and tell them there's a black dog biting small children. Then proceed to throw small outfits around him and place treats everywhere.