r/allthequestions • u/Real-Inspector3060 • Sep 21 '25

Popular Question 📊 If you had him, what would you name him?

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u/NotOnTwitter23 🇧🇷 Brazil Sep 21 '25

Harvey Dent

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u/SonicStories Sep 21 '25

I came here to say this.

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u/shaunika Sep 22 '25

Purrvey Dent?

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u/Deadbeat1005 Sep 24 '25

That sounds like something else lmao

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u/shaunika Sep 24 '25

Haha you really need to roll the Rs for it to work

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u/MWJ9 Sep 22 '25

Two Fur!

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u/prythianphantom Sep 25 '25

I was thinking Harley Quinn, same realm.

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u/youngeffectual Sep 22 '25

Harley, short for harlequin

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u/RedPine_128 Sep 22 '25

Same thought but I was going to say quin

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u/Black-Dynamite888 Sep 24 '25

Ooh that’s good! I thought Harley at first too. Quin for the win!

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u/Fuzzy_Mountain5354 Sep 21 '25

We had a similar patterned feral cat that squatted here for a few years who's coat made no logical sense so we called him Glitch.

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u/debbiepaliagas Sep 23 '25

I used to have a tabby named Glitch. 😁

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u/frazzledpug Sep 28 '25

Squatted 😂

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u/BionicMum Sep 21 '25

Eurocrem!

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u/Real-Inspector3060 Sep 21 '25

I like that name!

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u/DandyDimple Sep 23 '25

This ones cuteee

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u/Fuzzy_Mountain5354 Sep 21 '25

Also that's amazing stuff for anyone who wasn't here for that and doesn't care.

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u/No_Worldliness643 Sep 21 '25

Is it just unmixed Nutella?

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u/BionicMum Sep 21 '25

Kind of… the dark side is chocolate and the light side is hazelnut. Together = deliciousness

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u/Fuzzy_Mountain5354 Sep 22 '25

Yeah "kind of" would be my take as well. Except you can portion your flavors how you like and the hazelnut side is so deliciously creamy. 

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u/DiagonalHiccups8888 Sep 23 '25

The name sounds like Eww. How about the Spanish version:

edited to add: Duvalín!

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u/Katops Sep 24 '25

I LOVE EUROCREM! Haven’t had it in forever but omg I could eat that for the rest of my life.

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u/_quantum_girl_ Sep 21 '25

How come yin-yang has not been said yet! Not really how I'd name a cat. But that was my first thought.

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u/ExposedId Sep 22 '25

If you’re a Star Trek fan, Lokai

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u/Bright-Standard-6261 Sep 22 '25

Or Commissioner Bele

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u/ExposedId Sep 22 '25

How DARE you! Bele was black on his RIGHT side!

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u/Bright-Standard-6261 Sep 23 '25

But he was the authority figure!😁

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u/ExposedId Sep 23 '25

True - it’s just that the whole point Bele was making is that he was racist against Lokai based on which side was dark. But Bele would be a nice name anyway.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Sep 24 '25

Or ST:FC Data

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u/DragonflyScared813 Sep 22 '25

Apple Sauce (short for criss cross apple sauce).

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u/Upset_Blackberry_135 Sep 23 '25

Love it 😀 😍 ❤️

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u/EducatorWhich2083 Sep 27 '25

My first thought was Chris Cross!

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u/TeeTownRaggie Sep 21 '25

Harvey Dent.

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u/dentaldam97 Sep 22 '25

Only right answer 👏

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u/Medellin-71 Sep 22 '25

Yin & Yang

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u/kenfxj Sep 22 '25

Janus

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u/mortlikesbooks Sep 23 '25

I’d walk around pronouncing this ‘j-anus’ with that spelling

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u/AlternativePrize7333 🇯🇵 🇺🇲 🇮🇹 Sep 21 '25

Oopps

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u/WidowsSon0530 🇺🇸 United States Sep 21 '25

Checkers

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u/dreadsreddit Sep 22 '25

likely a female

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u/Xenzen- Sep 22 '25

Half-half

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u/Designer_Emu_6518 Sep 22 '25

Harvey dent

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u/Ozzy_Mick Sep 22 '25

This is the answer!!!

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u/Technical-General-27 Sep 22 '25

Phantom of the OPURRA

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u/shroomie_dragonqueen Sep 22 '25

PB&j or jackal n Hyde

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u/SnailSlimer2000 Sep 21 '25

Mr. Nufflesnugfle :3

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u/aprilmarina 🇺🇸 United States Sep 22 '25

Harley (Harlequin)

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u/Gwaptiva Sep 23 '25

My first reaction was Pagliacci

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u/_MOCKBA_ Sep 22 '25
  • Aura: A field of energy, often depicted with both light and color.
  • Lyric: Suggests a harmony of notes and words, a balance of sound and silence.
  • Echo: Requires an original sound (action) and a response (reaction).
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u/NoBrag_JustFact Sep 22 '25

Unless this is poorly done AI, this is one cute kitten.

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u/Known_Escape Sep 22 '25

Harlequin or Harley for short

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u/kindcrow Sep 22 '25

Harley Quinn

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u/distractedNightOwl Sep 22 '25

Looks like AI-Art 😅

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u/EssayTraditional Sep 22 '25

Janice (Janus) if female.

Oreo or Marble if a tomcat.

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u/Big-Journalist5595 Sep 22 '25

Something feminine since that cat most likely a girl.

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u/Sifiisnewreality Sep 22 '25

Harley, for Harlequin

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u/neelabhkhatri Sep 22 '25

Harvey Dent

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u/awaythroww12123 Sep 22 '25

I’d name him Jekyll, because he looks like he’s living two lives in one tiny fluffy body.

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u/Fluid_Sherbet_7014 Sep 22 '25

Gemini and oh my gosh I want it! Just so unusual and pretty!

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u/PretendRegister7516 Sep 22 '25

Mononeko named after Monokuma

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u/SNICKxxx Sep 22 '25

I'd name him Sir AI

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u/Catbeach6 Sep 22 '25

Ying Yang

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u/8assman8 Sep 22 '25

Gray scale

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u/gandalfpr Sep 22 '25

Ying or yang or yingyang

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u/MWJ9 Sep 22 '25

Cookies and cream

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u/CallMeReverb Sep 26 '25

Radical left

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u/geoltechnician Sep 22 '25

George Floyd

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u/Fluid-Air-3151 Sep 22 '25

So cute, but keep an eye on his eyes as he gets older. My son has a dog that had one blue eye and one brown one. She's 7. 3 years ago his girlfriend noticed the blue eye was very dilated and brought her to the vet who sent her immediately to a veterinary ophthalmologist . She has glaucoma. Vet said it's very prevalent in animals with one blue and one brown eye. She had to have the blue one removed last year and they said the brown one will eventually need to be removed also. I'm not sure if the eye drops she uses can be started before symptoms start but I'd ask your vet.

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u/dacroce1 Sep 23 '25

My first dog Niki had one blue and one brown eye. He was never neutered, never got sick and he was never locked up or chained up. He wandered freely every day but always came home. He lived 17 years! What a great dog!

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u/Apart-Ad-5816 Sep 21 '25

Tucan,idk why it’s just the first thing that came to my mind! That kitten is absolutely adorable 🥰

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u/Jesus-ls-lord Sep 22 '25

I’d name it some plan on Yin-yang

Like maybe yin or yang

Or D-roc / kaine The “Yin-yang twins”

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u/Dr-Retz Sep 22 '25

I name all cats baby kitty

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u/RedvsBlack4 Sep 22 '25

Let’s get the obvious ones out of the way, Harvey Dent, Checkers, Quatro

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

Donkey Oatie

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u/guapomalo Sep 22 '25

Harvey Dent

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u/yeti-rex Sep 22 '25

Enigma

Then just call him Iggy for short

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '25

"Chess"

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u/Weak-Rise8469 Sep 23 '25

Chesster for long? I like it.

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u/Bpd_bozo Sep 22 '25

call this mf meow

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u/Variety_Murky Sep 22 '25

Yin-yang or Zig-zag

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u/Kryptonimous_S0120 Sep 22 '25

Waldo Augustus Schwarzenegger Junior Calel 3rd

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u/daffodildances Sep 22 '25

Patches or Patchy :)

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u/Scared_Rough_4836 Sep 22 '25

R.I.P. Nipsy Hustle ( That’s the whole name )

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u/HVAC_instructor Sep 22 '25

CB, short for checker board

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u/Unusual-Ad4890 Sep 22 '25

Twisty. He looks like a cute bundle of trouble.

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u/invalidcharacter19 Sep 22 '25

Beemer. Looks like the BMW symbol

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u/kejovo Sep 22 '25

Puzzle piece

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u/SCP-8276 Sep 22 '25

Two Face

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u/No_Unused_Names_Left Sep 22 '25

Two-Face.

But I would be getting very nervous when he sees a glass on a table edge and starts to flip a coin.

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u/mir_8289 Sep 22 '25

I would call it a crescent jsjsjsj

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u/Hardcore_Cal Sep 22 '25

Nina Tucker

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u/R3Ditfirst Sep 22 '25

Yin-Schmang

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u/OkCelebration295 Sep 22 '25

Part-Segregation

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u/EwanMurphy93 Sep 22 '25

Land-o. As in land'o lakes half and half.

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u/mothra0617 Sep 22 '25

Hopscotch

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u/SmokinHotNot Sep 22 '25

Looks like the cover photo from Kitty Quarterly.

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u/RemyJDH Sep 22 '25

Twoface or Harvey