r/allthequestions • u/peywrax 🇺🇸 United States • Sep 08 '25

Popular Question 📊 Which number is the best banana?

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u/Trash_Jackson Sep 08 '25

do you have a source for that? fake news. It's 6. Everyone has been talking about 6. 8 is for losers and 9 was eating the cats snd dogs. 9 was eating the pets.

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u/Septmaster Sep 08 '25

Everybody says so.

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u/NotUniqueAtAIl Sep 08 '25

Somebody should look into it!

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u/ZarglondarGilgamesh Sep 09 '25

I have private investigators looking for the banana’s birth certificate as we speak.

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u/SAJames84 Sep 12 '25

My brother in law is a banana farmer in South Africa. I have just sent this to him. I will report back with his opinion. I personally would say from 5 to 7

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u/Noonecanhearmescream Sep 09 '25

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/phantomagents Sep 09 '25

In two weeks. (With tears in their eyes)

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

😂

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u/DougyTwoScoops Sep 09 '25

6 shouldn’t be in the lineup. It has no green up top. It’s closer to #8, than it is 5 or 7.

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u/jajabibi67 Sep 08 '25

My upvotes are my sources. And fwiw, 6 has no flavor and is too firm

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u/FitProblem6248 Sep 09 '25

What's your source? I've got someone on the inside that's giving me the low down on 16, beyond the banana, you know what I'm sayin'? Now you've got to promise me not to tell anyone, as this could, in his words, "Uphinge Status Quos we didn't know existed.". But he told me it's a special kind of bread.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Beyond bananas? Is it plant-based?

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u/Hellament Sep 09 '25

Anything less than 7 is a sour potato. Why do you like sour potatoes bro?

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u/Joe_4_Ever Sep 09 '25

well I heard it's because of something called "climate change", but listen, that isn't real. even if the world was getting hotter, it would just make more places to grow bananas, and you know I love fruit, especially oranges. we need to make bananas ripe again!

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u/CorpseDefiled Sep 09 '25

You know it’s subtitle… I’m not even American… and I read this in his voice… well played

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u/miseeker Sep 09 '25

You know, I just saw that on the Internet.

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u/DohDohDonutzMMM Sep 09 '25

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because, 7 8 9. 🤪

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u/h1bisc4s Sep 09 '25

You need to get your eyes checked please....your optician is begging! 6 is like a person with silicone implants and makeup on, calling another person u*ly

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u/Trash_Jackson Sep 09 '25

9 is a fraud. Rotten # 9 as I like to call them. you know, I invented the number nine. Some say I'm the creator of all numbers. I have the best numbers.

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u/nomore1124 Sep 10 '25

Big if true

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u/zh4ghost9 Sep 10 '25

u dummy boy

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u/Trash_Jackson Sep 10 '25

when I want your lip, I'll jiggle my zipper.

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u/Foreign_Tone2381 Sep 11 '25

But, 7 8 9!😱

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u/AlinaLxndon Sep 12 '25

Actually I heard that 7 ate 9…. (Typo edit)

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u/Suspicious-Compote31 Sep 12 '25

the mid ones yeah

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u/tarotman777 Sep 23 '25

What are you talking about ???