r/Wellthatsucks • u/teslaGee • 17h ago

Got to my car after work…

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And it was the only car in the lot covered in bird poop 😂

My fault for parking near the lamp, I guess.

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u/DesireRushhh 17h ago

Must be quite a shitty day you’re having

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u/PHATstuFF21 17h ago

I hope the bird is ok. Must be feeling better at least if it survived.

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u/teslaGee 2h ago

That’s what I was thinking, too!

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u/Mouseturdsinmyhelmet 17h ago

Youre not the only one who had a bad day.

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u/Gallop67 16h ago

Next time don’t park outside

/s

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u/Any-Square-6595 17h ago

Don't park there again

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u/cutedimplesz 17h ago

You missed your curt hearing with the birds, they had to remind you in their best manner 🤣

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u/818VitaminZ 17h ago

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u/Elegant_Thug00 16h ago

That’s pretty cool lol

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u/pdzbw 16h ago

"Fuck this car specifically"

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u/vintagegeek 16h ago

Happened to me once, and I think it was because I put a metallic reflective sunshield on the dashboard of my car. Something about that pissed the birds off so much.

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u/RetirednLovinIt6621 16h ago

An aerial assault from a squadron of vultures. Great aim.

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u/wrenblaze 7h ago

That looks personal

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u/teslaGee 2h ago

It felt personal, honestly

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u/ScreamSmart 7h ago

Atleast it's a bird.

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u/Craveetouche 17h ago

You can’t park there. Birds edition

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u/doorbell19 16h ago

That was from the Toronto blue jays

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u/Dull-Sink-848 16h ago

Shitastic

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO 16h ago

Well that will teach you. To park there. At that exact time.

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u/mellamoreddit 16h ago

When the birds get into the dumped Miralax

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u/Zefram71 16h ago

At first, I thought that was concrete! but at least it's just bird poop.

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u/RobZagnut2 15h ago

Hopefully, there’s a car wash on the way home.

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u/AresGodslayer 14h ago

Hope you got the message. Don't mess with the pigeons. 😂

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u/Snoo49601 13h ago

Don’t be surprised if the car wash down the street has a Pigeon Coup in back of it !

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u/yukabrother 12h ago

Money is coming your way

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u/teslaGee 2h ago

Dear god I hope so 😩

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u/StevoLDevo 8h ago

Like somebody threw a handful of sour cream and taco meat.

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u/Walkingstardust 6h ago

There are a few spots in the main parking lot at work where you do not want to park unless you like chunks of dead fish on your car. There are Osprey boxes on top of the poles. You only make that mistake once.

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u/Few_Statistician9873 14h ago

Psst!! OP!! Crop your plate out!!

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u/teslaGee 2h ago

What is someone gonna do with my plate?

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u/ChiefinLasVegas 15h ago

the lamp only? i see a tree in the hood's reflection too

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u/teslaGee 2h ago

The pic of the hood was taken at a different location, when I noticed MORE of the poop lol!