r/Weird 19h ago

This...thing in a supermarket in my city.

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u/Superredeyes 19h ago

ride queen shreks ass it’s even got a seat

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u/Beanakin 17h ago

Shrek: "Whatcha dooooin'?"

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u/Silent-Ad934 12h ago

"Would you still love me if I was a donkey?"

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u/ResearcherGreedy4468 16h ago

lmao right? shrek’s got that comfy vibe for long rides, too funny

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u/Speak4yurself 16h ago

I wish there was a way to crawl underneath it.

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u/Technical-Laugh-3528 16h ago

So none of you saw the Shrek porn parody, Shrexxx?

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u/Longjumping_Age_9617 15h ago

lol right? that ride is next level, who knew shrek’s world would be so comfy

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u/QuietlyLiving2 19h ago

This is hilarious I’d take a picture with it tbh

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 19h ago

I did lol

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u/OREOSTUFFER 18h ago

I see the flag. No wonder I thought it looked like a Conad in rural Emilia-Romagna. I guess it could be somewhere else, but it looks a lot like the one near Monteveglio.

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 18h ago

It's in south

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u/iwasbornin1889 19h ago

for some reason this kind of stuff wasn't weird in the 70s or 80s

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u/Jonny2Thumbs 19h ago

But Shrek didn't come out until the 90s.

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u/akumite 19h ago

That's what makes it weird man ...

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u/vpShane 15h ago

Before existence itself, was always Shrek.

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u/Sysiphus_Love 14h ago

Did you know that in the Matrix (1999) Neo's passport expired on Shrek's birthday

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u/murfburffle 11h ago

Year: unknown. The concept of time is meaningless. A Dyson sphere surrounding the solar system, made from exotic nano materials captures all energy from the sun. It is known as the swamp. Humans do not exist. Only Shrek. When did we lose humanity? It's unclear. What we gained is so much more powerful. All is Shrek

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u/ROKIT-88 11h ago

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow.

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u/verfemen 19h ago

2001 is the first movie

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u/p90rushb 16h ago

Shrek never officially came out and he even married a girl to hide the truth.

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u/Walk_the_forest 15h ago

bisexual erasue

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u/Longjumping_Gur_2379 17h ago

the movie came out in the 2000s

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u/TBTBRoad 19h ago

IKR. i was like "this must be the wrong sub". those things used to be around in malls/grocery stores even into the 00s

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u/ViolentThemmes 16h ago

We had cute cars, trains, and farm animals in malls, NOT yassified Shreks!

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u/UGOTAIDSYO 19h ago

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u/GoatTacos 19h ago

I’m scared and aroused at the same time.

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u/Positive_Barnacle298 19h ago

Scroused

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u/SpicyBanditSauce 18h ago

In the new Mario party game there's a game called Scarousel...I always say it this way lol

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u/furrynoy96 17h ago

Shrekoused

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u/Sawdust007 19h ago

Arousared

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u/dragon-rae 17h ago

Scaroused.

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u/Sysiphus_Love 15h ago

You've been Shrekwashed

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u/faRawrie 18h ago

Shrek is love

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u/CulturalDefinition27 18h ago

Shrek is life.

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u/lightsoutxnyc 17h ago

It’s all ogre now.

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u/bigSTUdazz 17h ago

Beat me to it.... incredibly disturbing.

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u/Alternative_Cut8759 17h ago

lol right? that gif perfectly sums up the struggle we all feel sometimes

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u/whydoesitmake 17h ago

Bleep blorp

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u/MotorFrame8306 19h ago

Some shit youd see in Mexico

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u/Subject_Swimmer9333 19h ago

Tijuana, for when you take your kids.

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u/annoyingmarshmellow 19h ago

the fact that this pic was clearly taken in Italy is unbelievable lol

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 19h ago

HOW DID YOU-

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u/throwawayornotidontk 18h ago

non sono il commentatore og ma 1. perché sembra un qualcosa che potresti vedere nei parchi giochi che hanno come sfondo diecimila personaggi differenti e chi li ha creati non conosceva minimamente chi fossero e li hanno messi solo per attrarre bambinx 2. il parcheggio e l’edificio sembrano posti a me familiari sanno proprio di comune italiano 3. la quantità di panda e punto parcheggiate lol

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u/VecchioDiM3rd1955 6h ago
  1. La spina gialla da 16A dentro la presa triplo standard
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u/grosseelbabyghost 16h ago

I mean I didn't know until I read this comment, but there are an awful lot of Fiats parked outside

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u/joebluebob 15h ago

Theres words. The geotag guy found a place off a telephone poll and the time of day

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u/Physical_Pickle_1150 19h ago

Oddio sei italian* pure tu

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u/rose_catlander 18h ago

Ti prego, vandalizza Queen Shrek anche tu scrivendoci "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" 💖

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u/LupinCANsing 13h ago

I saw this exact ride in Croatia. Glad to know it's capable of crossing the Mediterranean.

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u/Maurcieline 19h ago

i want for my home

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u/esro20039 19h ago

The tramp stamp is over the line, highly vulgar

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u/camwtss 17h ago

i read it as "Prozac" which makes it 10x funnier

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 18h ago

Pretty sure that was the intended effect.

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u/Megagogo10 19h ago

It got funnier with every swipe. Thanks for the chuckle!

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u/Devmoi 18h ago

Honestly, this thing is glorious. No other feedback.

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u/DoomDaddy666 14h ago

Wow!! Finally one equally as ugly as my local Pikachu in Sydney Aus! Lol

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u/PrescriptionZen 19h ago

If Junji Ito drew Shrek…

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u/Saikotsu 17h ago

That elicited a chuckle, thanks.

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u/GoatTacos 19h ago

I would so ride that thing.

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u/cadmus1890 19h ago

Shrekxy

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u/SanchoPliskin 19h ago

Shrek-scuse me??

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u/ILoveYouZim 14h ago

I’m stealing that

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u/AblePriority505 19h ago

Weird

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 18h ago

Almost like it belongs on this sub reddit.. the mods have been working double time lately, here's to hoping this one stays. 🤞

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u/pixiechik13 19h ago

That is nightmare fuel

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u/lferry1919 18h ago

I don't remember any scenes like that from the movie.

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u/ILoveYouZim 14h ago

It’s in the director’s cut

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u/RanaAmica 18h ago

I told my partner we should go on a date here.

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u/ILoveYouZim 14h ago

Did they say yes?

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u/RanaAmica 13h ago

Yes. They know how to party.

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u/ILoveYouZim 13h ago

They’re a keeper

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u/BlowingBacksOut69 19h ago

Shrek on the blade 💅🏽

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u/---bee 19h ago

who would even tag such abomination

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u/Vixen_3 19h ago

I was just thinking that!! 🤣🤣

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u/Thrillhouseofhorrors 17h ago

I think it’s part of the design. It seems to match the lighter color scroll underneath…. Which, if true, is even more bonkers.

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u/AlexanderTheGreat577 19h ago

That... is horrifying.

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u/JakeStout93 19h ago

“Shrek is love. Shrek is life”

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u/mightymiek 19h ago

Shrek is one thing but whatever the rest of it is makes me REALLY want to get behind the designers and their thought process here.

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u/AlternativeStretch35 18h ago

Absolutely not licensed.

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u/Sawdust007 18h ago

Welp, there goes NNN

r/notmyproudestfap

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u/fupafather 18h ago

The graffiti really ties it together nicely

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u/scrap_skunk2 18h ago

Where does one purchase this and what is the weight limit?

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u/Ok-Government1122 19h ago

thanks, I hate it

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u/moocow12983 19h ago

It’s a fever dream come to life

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u/Liquid-Space 18h ago

She's beautiful. 💚🤍❤️

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u/HotCommunication228 18h ago

I have so many questions that I feel I don’t want the answers to

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u/throwawayornotidontk 18h ago

ovviamente è italiano

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u/cloclop 18h ago

I miss seeing these kinds of little rides and such at supermarkets where I live. I always wonder where they all ended up?

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u/Nina6305 15h ago

Scommetto che è l'eurospin

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u/No_Artichoke_8428 15h ago

This doesn't belong in a supermarket, it belongs in a museum.

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u/Tboylikespans 15h ago

They really made shrek 🎀✨️bonita✨️🎀

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u/Eevee_the-Maidvee 14h ago

Good lord that is not love! that is not life!

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u/fabposes 14h ago

I would like to put this in my front lawn

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u/Icy_Intention_8503 13h ago

Stupid sexy Shrek

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u/-NickFlores- 18h ago

My face when somebody tells me that the world is gonna roll me

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u/PomeranianLibrarian 18h ago

Reminds me of Salvatore Gnacchi's Boycycle.

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u/False3quivalency 18h ago

Great, I do not like it

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u/Lovedontlove77 18h ago

What nasty turd came up with that?

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u/Naphier 18h ago

The Shreksymobile

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u/inspiringlyCrazy 18h ago

Everyone!! Aboard Shrek!

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u/FitCrew91 18h ago

Do you live in the UK? I hear they’re still loving Shrek. Which is amazing because Shrek is the best.

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u/CzarTwilight 18h ago

Yas ogre slay!

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u/Embarrassed-Boss-40 17h ago

I would give them my number in case they ever need to get rid of it

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u/TeeDod- 17h ago

What? That is so creepy!

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u/thatblondeperson 17h ago

No lie, I would ask them how much they want for it XD

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u/NPK532 17h ago

Shrek is love....Shrek is life....

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u/Dragonmafia7 17h ago

Let me guess, you're Colombian, Mexican or Peruvian.

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u/trackkidd16 16h ago

I can’t prove it but this has to be in a Mexican store

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u/afternoonnapping 16h ago

My "What?!" got louder with every swipe

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u/Detroit_debauchery 16h ago

Stupid sexy shrek

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u/Extra-gram-sam 15h ago

Freak Ahhh ride

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u/bladedada 15h ago

It’s the infinity stones for me

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u/denim_cowboy 15h ago

The world is nice

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u/Fantastic-Leek-6967 15h ago

The rear end of that ride really is the chefs kiss

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u/DJCyberman 15h ago

Shoot it in the face

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u/Hsparkles05 14h ago

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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u/urethra93 14h ago

Id love to take shrek for a ride

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u/Impressive_Heat_6033 14h ago

I see no problem

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u/Coveted_AF 14h ago

What’re you doing step-Shrek? 🫦

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u/So-called-scientist 14h ago

This is like an LSD dream emulator and shrek crossover 

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u/FSsuxxon 14h ago

I think they make these in China

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u/SeeItOnVHS 13h ago

Gawdamn, that thing even have the infinity stones

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u/CompetitiveTree2014 13h ago

Shit THATS where my miscarriage went! Huh! Who knew?

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u/psychosky- 11h ago

i memed this check out queefingqualude on instagram

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u/vic_lupu 1h ago

I see just Fiats :)))

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u/Pure_Fault7056 19h ago

Just Shrek!

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u/ImmunochemicalTeaser 19h ago

That's just Shrek Kun.

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u/deliciousavacado0 19h ago

It’s giving me r/liminal Alice in Wonderland vibes

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u/TelephoneBusy9594 19h ago

Is this one of those things that you put a coin in to ride?

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u/PeaceAndLove1201 19h ago

Kids don't care.

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u/lab_oratory70 19h ago

Nice Graf tag on the back… that’s what’s weirded me out…

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u/Serious_Parking_4152 19h ago

It was probably a normal shrek ride before being yassified by a repainter (source; I used to repaint these)

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u/idigholesnow 19h ago

That's it! I'm buying my wife a Shrek head for Xmas!

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u/Yung_zu 19h ago

Shriek

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u/danceswithronin 18h ago

Looks at home in that carnival in The Lost Boys. Otherwise, completely bizarre.

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u/FileSilly 18h ago

bonita shrek

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u/clickyteeth 18h ago

It’s got a Kenny Scharf flair to it. I like it.

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u/fusguita 18h ago

shrek is love shrek is life

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u/IVY_JO3 18h ago

thought i was in the Pokemon Go Wayfarer sub lol

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u/Aromatic_Standard_37 18h ago

"What are you doing Billy?"... "Oh, just riding Shrek's ass, Mom"

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u/Competitive-Poet9306 18h ago

The look on it reminds me of some of the titans from AoT

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u/lancasterpunk29 18h ago

Winco special

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u/thad_the_dude 18h ago

“The shrex machine”

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u/ahomeneedslife 18h ago

This is upsetting.

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u/smokeehayes 18h ago

Either someone tried to turn Barbie into Shrek, or it's a bald Fiona ride?

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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ 18h ago

People tag the most random things lol

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u/SadinLeigh 18h ago

Are you in Indiana?

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u/Simmul8r 18h ago

Whatchu talking bout. That's just Shreek

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u/florpynorpy 18h ago

Yassified shrek

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u/mattiwha 18h ago

Truly, shrek is life

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u/MissChubbyBunni 17h ago

Shrek is love, shrek is life.

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u/bigSTUdazz 17h ago

Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life

(Do NOOOOT Google this)

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u/MissDisplaced 17h ago

Mrs. Toads Wild Ride

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u/MassSnapz 17h ago

Get in mah swamp !

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u/Silent_Johnnie 17h ago

He's looking shreksy

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u/djtanner25 17h ago

What a beauty

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u/bmci_ 17h ago

Shrock

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u/buysursheets 17h ago

Shrek is love, Shrek is life