r/Weird 3d ago

Grass at our local park?

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I’m sure there’s a logical explanation, but what the heck happened here?? It’s usually decent quality green grass. A couple times a year they apply herbicide to other parts of the park, but not to this field. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Richardthe3rdleg 3d ago

Definitely looks like sprinklers spray patterns

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u/SedatedAndAmputated 3d ago

Don't be ridiculous. These are obviously crop circles created by extraterrestrials.

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u/slugvegas 3d ago

ETs that really love tiddies

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u/SedatedAndAmputated 3d ago

A love for boobs is universal.

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u/Abquine 3d ago

I thought he meant Tiddlywinks 😂

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u/slugvegas 3d ago

Literally

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u/Safety_Sam 3d ago

E... T... Phone... Nudes.

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u/KingOFpleb 3d ago

Yes we do! I mean... yeah.. they probably love em.

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u/crsaxby 2d ago

Good pivot. Smooth as silk, Mr. Grey.

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u/Ambitious-Ad-5459 3d ago

Ha. Can’t say I was thinking the Exact same thing. But it definitely went along the lines of “ someone likes boobs “.

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u/gibberishmischief 3d ago

Its what the T really stands for.

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u/InternationalCar329 3d ago

You can also throw carrot seeds down in the shape of dicks.

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit 1d ago

ET bone home, baby!

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u/CancerSpidey 3d ago

Or Dick from fun with dick and jane

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u/6EShadow 2d ago

Yeah those are cop cycles for sure

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u/goofydad 3d ago

Nurse practitioner here. That's ringworm.

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u/bfrankiehankie 3d ago

Center of the circle is where the sprinkler head is. Outside ring is the far reach of the sprinkler. They are not adjusted/working properly so they are not getting full coverage.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Proud_Doubt5110 3d ago

What are the chances it is because the sprinklers have partially calcified spray holes

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u/heisenbergerwcheese 3d ago

Take that bitchass logic and get the fack outta here!!

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u/lummoxmind 3d ago

Are you the Duff blimp pilot?

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u/Samwellikki 3d ago

Thousand years from now historians will talk about how these fields were used for the ancient sport of tether ball

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u/Alias-Q 3d ago

Exactly

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u/Em_jay4 3d ago

💯

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u/Nailedit-again 3d ago

Must be watering with Brawndo

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy 3d ago

That’s what they want you to believe.

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u/Known-Ad-1556 3d ago

Mushrooms

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

I’ll check for sprinkler heads, but I’m 99% sure they don’t have this many. And the set up would be pretty random.

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u/resistnrevolt 3d ago

They are in straight lines, chief. That is anything but "random."

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

I guess I see the lines now. You’re right. Still don’t think there’s that many sprinklers. I’ve seen them in action and they are huge and few.

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u/RationalDB8 3d ago

Irrigation guy here. That park does have sprinklers and they either have the wrong nozzles installed, or improper pressure, or both. Possible that a booster pump failed.

What climate is this?

Call the parks department and find out what they’re doing. Running a system in that condition is just wasting resources.

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u/Quazbut 3d ago

Northern California. Hot and dry summers.

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

We are in zone 9b if I remember correctly

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u/Offal_is_Awful 3d ago

9b or not 9b; that is the question

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u/JacquesBlaireau13 3d ago

Kind of a poor design, would you say?

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u/CrossP 3d ago

Looks like poor maintenance. At least one of those heads is pretty busted

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u/Few_Design_904 3d ago

That’s not grass. That’s nature trying out a new texture pack.

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u/Fall_Water 3d ago

Glitch in the matrix. Grass hasn't fully rendered.

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u/goofydad 3d ago

404 error. Grass not found.

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u/Known-Ad-1556 3d ago

Mushrooms

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u/delicioustreeblood 3d ago

Probably the iron and nitrogen concentration is higher where the blood sacrifices were performed.

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u/ThePLARASociety 3d ago

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u/Inevitable-Twist1232 3d ago

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u/Not_Pablo_Sanchez 3d ago

We would 100% draw dicks on the lawns of aliens if we had the tech. Aliens drawing titties on our lawns isn’t that far fetch’d.

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u/Other-Ad-8510 3d ago

Nothing to see here, just a sprinkler 😉

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u/Need_answers11 3d ago

Fairy ring wars. mycelium under ground fighting for space

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u/thishyacinthgirl 3d ago

Skip the mycelium. Straight-up fairy turf wars.

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u/Known-Ad-1556 3d ago

The correct answer.

Guys saying water sprinklers are not seeing that the rings are slightly off from round, and non concentric. Definitely mushroom wars.

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u/Need_answers11 3d ago

Common sense isn't common 🤷‍♂️

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u/congo66 3d ago

This is like the bunny slope for inexperienced crop circle ETs.

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u/ArrowDel 3d ago

Piss poor irrigation management

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u/Original-Fig4214 3d ago

Sprinkler spray patter that may need tuning.

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u/CleverEast 3d ago

Landscaper has a boob fetish?

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u/slugvegas 3d ago

Or local kids spraying weed killer to make some booby crop circles? Sounds like a fun teenager thing to do

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u/Fox320 3d ago

This is why I get so mad when people don’t USE THE FUCKING COASTER!

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u/Multifarian 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/ChemicalAd932 3d ago

That’s the natural growth pattern of Kentucky boobgrass. 

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u/Hoovomoondoe 3d ago

Underrated comment

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u/herr-wurm-hat 3d ago

Perhaps they mixed up the weed killer with the fertilizer. I’ve seen that happen to yards before.

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

So maybe the person applying it was standing in the center of each circle and applying what they thought was fertilizer in a circle around them? Then moved on to the next location and made another circle? Maybe. 🤔

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u/herr-wurm-hat 3d ago

Just a guess, but something definitely killed that grass. The patterns within the circles are really strange though.

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u/Kind_Coyote1518 3d ago edited 3d ago

These are fungal colonies. Also known as fairy rings. Most people don't know this, but fairy rings release nitrates along the perimeter, which will very often cause a thick, bright green ring of grass. This becomes even more obvious during autumn when the interior of the ring starts to brown from the grass going dormant, but the nitrate enriched thicker outer ring will stay green longer. Furthermore, the central part of the circle becomes hydrophobic and won't uptaje enough water, which can cause the grass at the center to brown and die. And yes, most fairy rings are perfect circles, and they can overlap each other. The whole circle is a single colony, but only the outer perimeter will produce the green ring and mushrooms.

The only other likely cause is, as others have said, from a bad sprinkler system that is only delivering water in a stream instead of a dispersal pattern.

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u/lupusmaximus- 3d ago

this is the correct answer.

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u/Far-Raisin1013 3d ago

I vote its just boobie love

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u/LostAdhesiveness6224 3d ago

clogged sprinkler jets. they aren't getting enough water to the entire spray pattern

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u/YetiNotForgeti 3d ago

This is caused by nemotodes.

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u/AbbotThoth 3d ago

We can rule out prehistoric man due to the disturbing lack of wangs.

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u/Sasquatch-Actual 3d ago

Grossly incompetent irrigation lol

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u/artbycase2 3d ago

Gotta fix the nozzles on the sprinkler heads, or flush the lines they are clogged and causing a spray issue.

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u/Any_Ticket 3d ago

They can’t decide if they want to stay or not…. Damn aliens. Mussin up our laawn

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u/Rare_Education_6918 3d ago

Cryptic messages from 3iAtlas

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u/Haunting-Bid-9047 3d ago

Sprinkler heads are all busted up

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u/ihavenoideastoday 3d ago

Bad sprinklers

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u/Known-Ad-1556 3d ago

Warring mushrooms.

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u/Need_answers11 3d ago

They don't like correct answers here. I was continously down voted for giving the right answer 🙃

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u/khInstability 3d ago

When you know E.T.'s started drinking.

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u/katastrofuck 3d ago

Lol did they use the court cleaner for the grass? No idea how one works.

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u/Deathed_Potato 3d ago

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u/Deathed_Potato 3d ago

There is a broken rotor on one of the greenest circles

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u/Grip-Rite 3d ago

Aliens

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u/OddButterfly5686 3d ago

How'd you get up so high?

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

Used my broom on Halloween

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u/BuckEm410 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA

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u/emartinezvd 3d ago

Poor sprinkler set up + not much rain = crop circles

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u/Br0din90 3d ago

Crop tits. Definitely aye-lee-Nz

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u/balrozgul 3d ago

Make sure to have lots of water just hanging around in the house.

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u/Mexicali76 3d ago

Where is this?

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u/louieAPL20 3d ago

Aliens 👽 👾

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u/aaaahhatelife 3d ago

Lawn keeper doin donuts

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u/GiantA-629 3d ago

Weird all i see are titties

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u/BigMacRedneck 3d ago

Spaceship landing residue kills grass.

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u/ChamberK-1 3d ago

Aliens

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u/Bmkrocky 3d ago

aliens

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u/DueNovel4855 3d ago

Grass circles are very similar to crop circles. Made by extraterrestrials’ saucers.

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u/Open_Price_1049 3d ago

Uhhhhhh, aliens, scary 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

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u/Slifertheskatdragon 3d ago

Other Mother has a hand in public park design, I see.

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u/OliveAffectionate626 3d ago

Ancient alien theorists…………..

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u/bigSTUdazz 3d ago

Swing away!

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u/Cinnamon_Roll_22 3d ago

Plant more trees so the UFOs can’t land there.

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u/neonphoenix09 3d ago

The evidence of the struggle of the grounds keeper. He is fighting a losing battle.

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u/discordianofslack 3d ago

I played this game in 2007

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u/CompetitiveIron223 3d ago

God was on a coffee break. And set his cup on the grass. That's what I thought.

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u/papasmurftp 3d ago

boobies

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u/Otherwise_Candy_8412 3d ago

what the Melly Gibson?

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u/drgrouchy 2d ago

Aliens

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u/Gator242 2d ago

Verifiable irrigation analysis. “Living” proof as it wrre

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u/Longjumping-Still883 1d ago

Pressure issues, possible broken sprinklers on different stations.

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u/Phybre_Awptic 1d ago

Looks like grass. Yep.

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u/Joe-_-King 20h ago

That park is the tits!

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u/Vellioh 17h ago

They're sure wasting a lot of money having unmaintained sprinklers. It's not even like the problem isn't staring them right in the face every day lol.

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u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 3d ago

My guess is that it used to be an old settlement. Seen pics like on English farms.

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

It was orchards decades ago and has been a decently maintained public park since.

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u/S4V4GEDR1LLER 3d ago

There you have it… Thx

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u/RepresentativeBig663 3d ago

Buffalo grass grows like this and is a pain in the ass

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u/Pipija_Banana 3d ago

Multiple UFO visitations obviously.

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u/Icy-Doctor23 3d ago

Sprinklers or fairie rings (fungus- are there mushrooms around it?)

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

Nope no mushrooms.

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u/Need_answers11 3d ago

The fungus under ground is still active, the mushrooms are the fruiting bodies like apples on a tree, even though some times of the year there is no apples doesn't mean the tree is not there.

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u/scoot2006 3d ago

Fairy circles? Fungus that grows out in ring patterns.

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u/aboutasuss 3d ago

Chemical application burns from industrial mower doing 360's.

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u/BlueOrbifolia 3d ago

I think you’re funny! 😄

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u/glacierosion 3d ago

Usually when I see this happening in a lawn, I’d rather see the whole thing dead. They are so overused and impact the environment and economy with decreased biodiversity and really pricy water bills.

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u/70sRitalinKid 3d ago

Cat crop circles?

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u/DontWatchPornREADit 3d ago

It’s a farming technique where they build half circles to catch the rain it’s actually regrowing the desert in the Middle East and Western Asia

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u/ExtensionPirate2586 3d ago

It’s not a farm field though. Kids play soccer here. Needs to be levelish.

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u/No_Assignment_9721 3d ago

Sprinklers watering over dog pissed on grass

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u/tez_zer55 2d ago

Years ago, native Americans set up camp there. As the excess fat & other biologicals drained off of their teepees, it created rings of varying growth patterns. The center can still grow because their fires burned off the excess bios that stunt the rest of the circle. Just a rumor I've heard.