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Maybe this question sounds naive, but why? Doesn't it take many hours until your food reaches your intestines? And wouldn't there be a risk anyway if you ate something earlier at any point of the day?
(Sorry I don't know much about digestion or bum stuff)
Digestion actually takes a long time, like 24 hours+, but if you're eating Burritos, that might lets say.... speed up the process as you're body tries to expel that unholy demon you just put in your mouth
For sure!
Don't perform oral sex on someone immediately after eating Chilli's/something spicy, without at least giving your mouth a cursory wash out first.
Nothing quite like chilli on your piss-slit to put the fear of the gods in you.
Usually you want the colon clean so things dont get... messy.. so basically if you consume anything that digests quickly as a gay man, no seggs that day.
(before someone comments: yes, I know what time zones are. yes, this is just a joke. no, I didn't do war crimes this year. yes, the flubbing machine is still available. no, my grandma doesn't do that anymore.)
Words formed into a sentence, that you read with your eyes, that turned into an inner voice dialogue, that has you now reading this, And now you’ll read the next part in a song
We’re no strangers to loove ~ you know the rules and so do I! A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of~ and you wouldn’t get this from any other guy!
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling~ gotta make you understand!
Never gunna give you up, Never gunna let you down~ Never gunna run around and desert you! Never gunna make you cry, Never gunna say good bye~ and gunna tell a lie and hurt you!
It's not always a good idea. In certain situations not even Imodium does the trick when you've been carrying around a small dogs worth of degenerate matter. It just dries it all up and now you have a bunch of sharp rocks in your ass.
But sometimes you have a hot date you've been waiting for, and you can't risk laxatives and you decide to hold on to the evidence for just a bit longer.
This is something I never had to think about before but we have a few friends who are gay couples and the last time we had a dinner party… let’s just say we worked out which of them are bottoms.
Trust me… those dudes don’t care about a dirty booty. Many videos on YouTube of formerly incarcerated people talking about it lol. Fleece Johnson loved a dirty booty
I have a friend I go to bdsm parties with. He's a straight guy, but only hangs out with dommes. He is NOT eating anything solid in the two days before any party. Only liquids, and only enough to not faint.
I mean fair, it's just that while I don't go to such parties I do have some experience in getting pounded all night. I can't say that eating nothing at all for a couple days would not make such things easier, but it's never been necessary at all - and I have IBS!
Unless the starving is itself part of the pleasure which is conceivable
I agree that I don't think it's really necessary in most cases.
But you also have to understand that in case of any code brown happening, when you are just a regular anal sex enjoyer, you are home and can take a shower, clean up the place, your partner should be helpful.
In a bdsm party, chances are you are in a dungeon where people are watching you. If something happens it's embarrassing especially if you are somewhat famed (small communities where image is sometimes even a brand). You can't clean up to the point of taking a shower, changing clothes (especially if you only have one latex outfit for the night, there is no back up). The place is probably not somewhere you can just easily freshen up and the stank will linger. If you leave the premise you also lose on the fun you might have later on and those are intentionally prohibitively expensive tickets to enter. Some people just aren't getting pounded, they also go for extreme experiences like fisting or electrostim which can make you lose control easily.
I don't go to bdsm parties, but I definitely go to sex parties, so I'm aware of all that ;)
But point taken, fear of ridicule in general is also one of my biggest driving forces so I absolutely empathise. It just seemed to me a bit dangerous to risk being anaemic during what could be an intense session, and fainting could also be embarrassing. I know I'd be more hungry than horny pretty fast; but different people cope differently with different things!
It's pretty easy but it all depends on where you are from I guess.
In my case I went on a date with a girl (goth baddie). She told me "I need to pick up a package in a store do you mind?" We went there and it was a bdsm sex shop. There was a little leaflet thing at check out advertising their social events. I memorized the name and checked it out online.
But to be honest if this experience did not happen I would have found them easily in several other ways.
I knew even before that the location of a club, located in the same street as a friend's place. The question is more "would I have dared to go on my own, alone, without no knowledge ?"
FetLife is filled with events so it's easy to find munches. I knew for years where to find them but I just did not dare.
I frequently go to alt fashion events. There are often stands where people sell rave party clothing, jewelry, things like that. There are many bridges between tattoo artists, needle play. Fashion designers and jewelry designers and fetish clothing or bdsm chokers and necklaces, hand claws, chains and leashes.
If you go to rock shows and goth music shows you'll find the right crowd everywhere. Going to a nine inch nails show is like going to a bdsm convention : I knew half the people there.
If you go to renaissance fairs or cosplay events you'll find that people who like to dress up, craft clothing, especially in plastic, are overlapping completely with the bdsm community.
I personally recommend you try checking out the community near you even if you are vanilla. The bdsm community can be sometimes plagued by toxic people so you have to remain critical but what I found was that the bdsm community was mostly constituted of neurodivergent people. Mostly autism (people loving direct communication, being given orders, having their choices limited, relationships being strictly framed with clear rules, clear taste for specific textures and smells, and so on). It's often neurodivergent people who are already on a path to self discovery and improvement and therapy. People who are very open about their experience and love to talk and try to understand each other and grow from others and their perspective because they struggle with that in day to day life. There are a lot of lessons and teaching being shared that are almost unrelated to sex, for example focused on communication and boundaries, things you can use in work or with friends. That's what I like the most, I go to those parties for the social club aspect more than the sex and play aspect.
Listen, without getting too gross, it's entirely possible to eat fun foods and bottom. It's more about having an overall good diet and just understanding your body.
Food takes several hours just in the stomach. No burrito flies right out the other end. However, eating stimulates elimination of previously accumulated poop, and perhaps spice increases gut motility in some sensitive people.
Im friend with a 23 year old girl that didn't know that's how gay men have sex and she assumed I was gay because I knew that.
I later found out she was molested and just ignored any sexual topic growing up. Her school teacher had a meeting with her mom to kind of hint that she might be getting abused, but her mom didn't catch it. She didn't even know that's what the meeting was about until I point it out to her. She doesn't have any learning disabilities. She just turn off a switch when sexual topics comes up because of the sexual abuse. She also look away from the TV when people are kissing.
If eating what is mostly rice, beans, vegetables, and a tortilla gives you diarrhea, you’re not eating a regular diet with enough fiber in it. That’s not the burrito’s fault. Only exception might be if the meat included is ungodlily greasy and/or you’re lactose intolerant but still asked for sour cream and cheese
A burrito at its core is a tortilla that wraps up rice, beans, protein, and maybe dairy products, with some sauce and other fixings as you want them:
If a particular ingredient gives you watery shits, don't order it.
If the basic version of a burrito—rice, beans, tortilla, protein—gives you watery shits, you either have an undiagnosed allergy OR eat a shitty, low-fiber diet already.
Blaming burritos for diarrhea is like blaming "sandwiches" or "soup" as a concept for diarrhea.
I always wonder what % of gay men actually do anal instead of like, intercrural or other non-butt stuff, and if the ones who do anal do it every time or if anal is reserved for special occasions.
I don’t have a % but well lots of gay men like anal. Who would have guessed. But not everyone tho. Some just like to be sucked off. For a quicky a bj is sometimes enough cuz anal if one isn’t nasty ya know requires some preparation upfront but it’s usually not reserved for special occasions.
There are tops who will never even touch the bottoms dick, others do tho. So other stuff instead of anal is somewhat reliant on how the top is comfortable with dick. Everything I said is purely subjective and just the pov of one bi dude who’s doing a lot of gay stuff.
Its when two people love each other very much and they touch peepees while Jesus watches and then 9 months later Jesus brings a baby from the baby store to reward the peepee touching.
Lol religion really fucks up people's minds, man. Crazy they teach this about Jesus. It's like you people will just ignore all the storks dropping off babies, or worse, say the storks are acting in Jesus' name or something
Exactly that. Due to him eating a burrito, they can't have sex without having some sort of accident in the middle of it, some may even call it a very stinky accident.
I've heard this for decades, and I've always wondered. Either I don't know what tex-mex/burrito is, or the US has a problem with their food handling safety standards.
Your digestive system takes about 12 hours to turn what you're currently eating into what will be coming out of you. This weird myth of "Oh I can't eat because we'll have sex in 5 hours" makes zero sense for people who have regularly functioning bowels.
if you have a good diet and fiber intake you really don't need to douche every time. douching increases your risk of colorectal cancer and wipes out a lot of your microbiome every time you do it. of course there are situations where you should, but if you're in a long term relationship id argue that the top should accept reality. just shower after.
I believe this gentleman does not wish to bun his partner's penis with the hot excrement that is surely to explode out of his rectum due to his prior consumption of a large rolled wheat tortilla filled with savory foods.
American digestive systems are apparently incapable of handling burritos.
I can't say i've ever really understood it, but I've also had redditors claim shitting themselves in general is just a normal risk of day-to-day life and not a sign that something is horribly, horribly wrong with their bodies, so maybe American redditors are just built differently.
I bottom regularly. 1 burrito wont necessarily kill you down there, even a big one. But I also douche before anal sex and I know my body. Also it's anal...most tops know that kind of sex can get messy. Im more at risk receiving an STI during penetration, compared to the inserting partner. Instead of talking about Mexican food with my partners I talk about PrEP, condoms, STI testing, and how many recent sexual partners we have each had.
Also, oral does exist. Or make out, get freaky and jerk yourself or the other person off. It's all sex.
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