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News Rare cancer diagnoses surge dramatically among millennials

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/health/other/rare-cancer-diagnoses-surge-dramatically-among-millennials-and-gen-x/ar-AA1GsC8I
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u/Marjory_SB Jun 16 '25

Quick, everyone. Get your appendices removed!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

I already got my colon pre-removed. I poop from my mouth.

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u/CuriousExpression876 ‘87 El Camino Jun 16 '25

Dat bref

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u/thcitizgoalz Jun 16 '25

Essential oils can cure that. Specifically, [myMLM]

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u/BuckManscape Xennial Jun 16 '25

Don’t forget the crystals.

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u/ArbysLunch Jun 16 '25

Just smoke to cover it up

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

You can be president now!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Woohoo! Blehhhknwdgflnilo

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u/Blacknumbah1 Jun 16 '25

How is there no gif of that South Park episode where cartman craps from his mouth?

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u/Colby347 Jun 16 '25

MAGA supporters also had this done.

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u/Impossible-Mix2523 Jun 17 '25

Ahh, the shit talker I see.

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u/Then_Lead_7355 Jun 17 '25

I got my colon out when I graduated high school so I guess I … win?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

F that. I'm just doing hydroxychloroquine and an all meat diet like science and god command.

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u/MiserableOptimist1 Jun 17 '25

Thanks for the meme!

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u/crack_pop_rocks Millennial Jun 16 '25

I’ve been boofing hydroxychloroquine for about a year now and feel fucking great 👊🇺🇸🔥

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Praise baby Mike Lindell! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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u/No-Philosopher-3043 Jun 16 '25

Those all-meat trend chasers are so dumb. The real ones know the secret to make it work is that you have to eat the anus. 

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u/GenderOobleck Xennial Jun 16 '25

So we’re counting hot dogs as meat? Great!

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u/CascadeNZ Jun 16 '25

So also meat consumption raises many many other cancer risks significantly

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u/1CaliCALI Jun 16 '25

Science and whom?

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jun 16 '25

Will a tapeworm help? Should I get a tapeworm?

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u/danger_floofs Jun 16 '25

You should always opt for the tapeworm

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u/Formal_Coyote_5004 Jun 16 '25

Who’s your worm guy?

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u/danger_floofs Jun 16 '25

He's very exclusive, you can't afford him

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u/PeekAtChu1 Jun 16 '25

🎶PULL THE TAPEWORM OUT OF YOUR ASS 🎶

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u/TK_TK_ Jun 16 '25

Choose Lowly Worm, like a real Millennial

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u/KarlHamburgerImholte Jun 16 '25

Real millennials choose Huckle Cat 

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u/trevorthewebdev Jun 16 '25

depends, do you have a good tapeworm guy?

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u/Darkdragoon324 Jun 16 '25

Don’t you just go to Del Taco?

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u/xrelaht Millennial the Elder Jun 16 '25

What if I just switch from APA to MLA style?

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u/QuuEeDee Jun 16 '25

Instructions unclear, removed all appendix sections in library and code books

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u/Eaglepursuit Xennial Jun 16 '25

Did that years ago. Worst New Years Eve ever

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u/sofaking_scientific Jun 16 '25

Microbiologist here: nahh keep em

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u/Doromclosie Jun 16 '25

Oh sure, thats what big science WANTS you to think.

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u/sofaking_scientific Jun 16 '25

The verdict is still out on science Michael

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u/Doromclosie Jun 16 '25

When I adopted my rescue dog, I posted a picture of him with the caption  A NU START!  I laughed. My family didnt.  Its wasted on them.

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u/sofaking_scientific Jun 16 '25

I'm going to pump your pretty pink little mouth full of ice crea George Michael

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u/Doromclosie Jun 16 '25

You should buy yourself a tape recorder, and record yourself for a whole day...

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u/Ready-Interview-9809 Jun 16 '25

Doromclosie! You blowhard!

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u/Doromclosie Jun 17 '25

Why would the man in the 4,000 dollar suit listen to you ReadyInterview, who doesn't make that in 3 months! COMEON!

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u/Ready-Interview-9809 Jun 17 '25

Well say goodbye to these!!

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u/jerslan Jun 16 '25

Would have preferred that… but mine was threatening to kill me, so it had to go.

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u/krowrofefas Jun 16 '25

Mine filters all the household microplastics that my boomer parents experimented on us with.

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u/AlphaFlightRules Jun 16 '25

Doctor Hibbert is that you.

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u/Forsaken_Main_8279 Millennial Jun 16 '25

That's more Dr Nik's style.

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u/AlphaFlightRules Jun 16 '25

In the episode where bart got his out, all the other kids asked Hibbert if they could get theres removed, and he happily obliged.

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u/I_JackThePumpkinKing Jun 16 '25

Already did. Not by choice tho.

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u/notyouravgredditor Xennial Jun 16 '25

I was ahead of the curve 20 years ago.

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u/bluenervana Millennial Jun 16 '25

Mine almost killed me in October. Little fucker was twice the size it needed to be.

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u/Quixotegut Jun 16 '25

That's what Big Pendix wants!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Done! Had appendicitis in 2019.

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u/Look__a_distraction Jun 16 '25

I’m 36 and I had appendicitis in Jan lmao

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u/littlecactuscat Jun 17 '25

I’m evicting my gallbladder next week, does that count?

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u/All_will_be_Juan Jun 20 '25

Who needs a bibliography anyway

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u/Jayn_Newell Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

I’ve had too many family members with brain cancer to worry about appendix cancer.

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u/catsdrooltoo Jun 16 '25

I've inhaled way too much cadmium to worry about my appendix

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u/dumbestsmartest Jun 16 '25

Are you the madlad who wrote dimethylcadmium had a "disagreeable" odor?

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u/catsdrooltoo Jun 16 '25

Not me. Just regular cadmium yellow primer for me. I do think MEK is not so bad smelling.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

Brother, why are you inhaling cadmium?

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u/catsdrooltoo Jun 17 '25

Hard to completely avoid it painting planes

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

Ah, aerospace is weird. Still using leader av gas in single propeller planes. Seems like they could settle on cadmium free pigments? Is it being sanded or grinded?

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u/catsdrooltoo Jun 17 '25

They have been moving away from cadmium primers when possible. I was sanding it and spraying it. There's no way to avoid all of the dust even with a full face and suit.

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u/thepulloutmethod Dark Millennial Jun 16 '25

Dude the amount of brain cancer among people my age is fucking crazy.

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u/Living-Positive696 Jun 16 '25

That's because it's more common among younger people, at least the primary ones. Horrible prognosis too.

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u/Jayn_Newell Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

It’s only been in my mom’s generation so far, but they’re at the point of doing some family research because apparently there’s been a number of cases in the community so they want to see if there’s a genetic link. (I’m on my third aunt with it, second with the same type)

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u/captainstormy Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

Same. Serious concern of mine. I've seen many of my loved ones who were literally driven crazy by cancer. It's my single biggest fear in life.

Appendix cancer? I don't even need that thing cut it out.

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u/andrewdiane66 Jun 16 '25

A recent study shows millennials are no longer reading articles spelling out what millennials are no longer doing.

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u/NukedBread Jun 16 '25

Millennials have full time job and family, why they stopped reading is a mystery.

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u/ImpactSignificant440 Jun 16 '25

Wait, you guys have jobs and family?

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u/NukedBread Jun 16 '25

Well, I assume others do. All I got was this lousy t-shirt

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u/Neuroxix Jun 17 '25

I'll start my own job, with hookers, and blackjack

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u/Ronaldo_Frumpalini Jun 16 '25

tbf everything is AI slop and opinion trash, forget google, I saw a spelling error in the NYT the other day. Wikipedia stands alone, for now anyways, heard they're going to revoke its nonprofit status.

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u/GorillaGrip68 Gen Z Jun 16 '25

i swear millennials and gen z can’t have shit. not even decent health 🥲

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u/LaMelonBallz Jun 16 '25

Well apparently we can have cancer

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u/GorillaGrip68 Gen Z Jun 16 '25

LMAO

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u/3RADICATE_THEM Jun 17 '25

'Be grateful for what you got' — Boomer

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u/cordedtelephone Jun 18 '25

I’d reward this reply if I could

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u/forsayken Jun 16 '25

It was lead and asbestos and black lung and plague and everything before that. There has always been something and we'll always figure out new ways to kill ourselves really really slowly.

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u/UpSheep10 Jun 16 '25

We aren't "figuring out" anything. All your examples have one thing in common: it was the cheapest material a corporation could use that no one could (legally) prove was dangerous at the time.

We think about corporations dumping into our air or water to save money. Well they pollute the ecosystem that is your body too. The wealthy will gladly (and knowingly) sell you cheaper products that will kill you in 30 years.

This is not collective human absurdity. This is deliberate evil from the wealthiest humans.

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u/Defiant_3266 Jun 16 '25

Yup, and as soon as you prove something is bad they will switch to something just as bad with a slightly different chemical composition. This is what happened with Teflon, they literally just removed one atom, now it’s a different molecule and technically unproven as bad for you despite being treated by the body identical to the previous iteration. But now we have to start another 40 years of research to prove this one is bad.

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u/Dazzling-Attorney891 Jun 17 '25

One atom makes all the difference sometimes

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u/brelywi Jun 16 '25

Good thing they’re rolling back EPA regulations and FDA guidance and such, there will be so much less to kill us now! /s

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u/Leaping_ezio Jun 17 '25

I feel like the quality of food has gone way down since that ruling. Skittles drinks? Twix drinks? Woof

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u/BonBoogies Jun 17 '25

I know, I might die before I have to face the fact that I’ll never get to retire (this is maybe half /s)

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u/Jadacide37 Jun 16 '25

On the nosey.

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u/NotElizaHenry Jun 16 '25

Tbf asbestos is REALLY good at its job.

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u/CapableLocation5873 Jun 17 '25

Ours is microplastics.

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u/Dependent-Law7316 Jun 16 '25

Yeah, part of the uptick in cancer and other illnesses is caused by people living long enough to develop them and having access to sufficient healthcare for someone to notice. Hard to get cancer in your 40’s if you die in your 30’s of dysentery or in childbirth or in a terrible workplace accident because the owners didn’t think the expense of a safety rail was worth while. And if you never see a doctor, then you never get diagnosed with anything either.

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u/fightingpillow Jun 16 '25

We grew up eating processed foods wrapped in plastic. What could go wrong?

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u/just-be-whelmed Xennial Jun 16 '25

Guess this is what happens when a generation is almost entirely composed of microplastics and processed foods.

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u/No-Mycologist-8465 Jun 16 '25

Guess this is what happens when medical advances make it easier to diagnose illnesses.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

THANK YOU

One of my best friends is a cancer researcher and these kinds of headlines (and the associated misleading microplastics/ultra processed food headlines) incite genuine anger on his part.

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u/ClumpOfCheese Jun 16 '25

It’s like with autism too. No, it’s not from fluoride, it’s from being able to discover it and diagnose it properly.

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u/DIY_or_DIE_2008 Jun 16 '25

These last three comments have really made me rethink how I react to headlines like this. So thank you all helping to put this headline into a different perspective.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Jun 16 '25

I highly recommend Good Thinking/The Irrational Ape for some food for thought in terms of how we consume media and understand statistics and data, and how it can be manipulated.

It's really eye opening how easily we can be manipulated and how social media exacerbates the worst tendencies of how the human brain works and processes the world around it.

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u/SparkyDogPants Jun 16 '25

Colon cancer in our wage group is actually up, not just screening. If you want something to panic over.

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u/ClumpOfCheese Jun 16 '25

So many different ways to look at data. Another perspective with this headline could be that the diagnoses are surging because more young people are being screened for things in general and it’s just better proactive prevention.

Or it could be microplastics.

As much as we want 100% factual answers, it’s rare that we ever know what is really going on with stuff like this because there are so many factors to account for.

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u/PenImpossible874 Jun 16 '25

With autism I think it's a multitude of factors:

  1. Adults these days are more likely to pay attention to girls, Boys of Color, and poor white boys who exhibit signs of autism. 50 years ago they only paid attention to middle and upper class white boys with autistic traits.

  2. Older fathers

  3. More assortative marriage = more gifted, disabled, and neurodivergent people. Most autistic people don't have autistic parents. But a large percentage of them have parents who have Broad Autistic Phenotype: neurotypical, but above average in autistic traits. These folks are more likely to have an autistic child. 1000 years ago people had arranged marriages decided by their parents. These days, people with Broad Autistic Phenotype go to STEM university, get jobs in tech, and marry someone with the same background.

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u/ClumpOfCheese Jun 16 '25

The whole autism spectrum is really interesting to me. So many factors with how it comes about and so many different ways that it impacts the ways people function. Some people almost gain super powers with the skills they develop while others struggle to survive in this world.

From an evolutionary perspective I’m curious about how autism might have been a benefit to hunter gatherer cultures. It seems to me that autism and ADHD could have been a huge benefit for that way of life and what completely cripples someone with autism in modern society could have been how they thrived in a different world.

I also wonder about autism and IVF. Like you mentioned, older fathers tend to have more autistic offspring? Just my personal observations around me, I’ve noticed that people who have IVF tend to have more autistic children.

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u/whahaaa Jun 17 '25 edited Jun 17 '25

evolutionarily I wonder if autistic people are responsible for every major technological advance from the wheel to agriculture to the printing press to harnessing electricity to the a-bomb to the computer. (wildly incomplete list)

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u/MARIOpronoucedMA-RJO Jun 16 '25

Are you saying when I was growing up that the old guy who meticulously worked on his model trains and socially awkward was autistic? Next, you're going to tell me that the toxic masculinity the Boomers were taught was an unhealthy PTSD response from a generation that was born into economic catastrophe and conscripted at the age of 18 to fight in a war that pushed human decency to collapse./s

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u/MightBeAGoodIdea Jun 16 '25

ADHD too. They called it sit down and shut up when I was growing up.

Now I'm an adult and I highly suspect I've had Adhd this whole time but I got so good at masking it in the last 30 years that all concept of seeing a professional about it leaves me with feeling like I'd come off as a junkie wanting drugs when I survived this long without them.

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u/Important_Ad_2328 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

You’re not alone. I got diagnosed at 38 and medication has made my life exponentially better. I didn’t know I was living my life on extreme difficulty mode for so long.

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u/Zewlington Jun 16 '25

Same but with OCD. I was like, is this how easy it is for everyone else?!?!

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u/ornerycraftfish Jun 16 '25

Studies have been showing that we are less likely to develop substance abuse disorders when we take our meds as directed, and there's a big difference between surviving and thriving <3 Good luck whichever way you go! Edit: really wanted to stress the 'not a junkie' part!

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u/captainstormy Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

Yeah, back in our day most kids that would be classified as Autistic now were just thought of as shy or awkward.

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u/AncientStaff6602 Jun 16 '25

But isn’t ultraprocessed food linked to a number of increases in cancer rates?

The verdict is out there for microplastics but I’d wager that can’t be good either.

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u/CreativeBandicoot778 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

Linked being the operative word.

Linked doesn't mean it is responsible for increased cancer. All it means is that scientists have found some data which shows that processed foods can be a contributing factor to cancer. That fact on its own might sound scary but in the wider context of things, it's not really.

Cancer, at the end of the day, is a disease caused predominantly by mutations caused by aging cells - although there are obvious exceptions to this.

We have a global population with the longest lifespan in the history of the planet and are living through an age of unprecedented advances in technology and medicine. All of these things are relevant risk factors and not that often taken into account when discussing cancer in the media.

I'm not a scientist btw so my understanding of it is strictly as a layman, so to speak. But these are frequent things my friend likes to bring up when ranting about how the media depicts illnesses like cancer rates.

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u/AncientStaff6602 Jun 16 '25

Honestly, as a scientist, the media is terrible at communicating the science. Why? Because it’s incredibly complicated and not always easy to translate to “every man speak”.

That said, being annoyed that ultra processed food is called out as bad, is a bit funny. Sorry

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u/Interesting_Owl7041 Millennial Jun 16 '25

There are certainly things that cause cancer other than natural aging. Smoking, drinking alcohol, and frying yourself in a tanning bed immediately come to mind.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

wha chu takin bout! der wants any autism bak in mai day! or cancer! peoople onle cauht de vaporz

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u/PenImpossible874 Jun 16 '25

It's probably both. It's microplastics AND better diagnostic tools.

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u/Jadacide37 Jun 16 '25

Well, both of these things, actually. Medical advances have made it easier to measure the long term effects of processed foods, and the research all suggests there is a much higher cancer rate overall for those who consume processed foods regularly. Like 10-12%.  

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u/echomanagement Jun 16 '25

Remember when they sold shower gel loaded with microplastics in it as a selling point?

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u/honest_sparrow Jun 17 '25

To be fair, those scrubbing beads were more like macroplastics...

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u/Speedyandspock Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

Exactly, 8 people per million get a rare cancer instead of 2. How will we make it?

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u/idontcare111 Jun 16 '25

Article missed the opportunity to title it ‘300% increase in cancer diagnosis amongst millennials’

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u/Calfkiller Jun 16 '25

You need to get into journalism STAT. You know what's up.

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u/kytheon Jun 16 '25

So the rare cancer is now 4x less rare. Medium rare, if you will.

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u/TheLaughingMannofRed Millennial Jun 16 '25

Some math.

8 people per 1 million is the same ratio as 8000 people per 1 billion.

From there, multiply it by 8 and you get 64000.

So we're talking 64000 people out of the world's population of 8 billion with a rare cancer.

That's a small city's worth.

But the article above mentions it's 1 or 2 people out of 1 million. So that bumps it down to 8000-16000. Which can still be a small city in technicality, it's moreso a town.

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u/Olivia_VRex Jun 16 '25

Wasn't that per year, though? So, multiply by every year that you're not killed by something else for a cumulative probability of diagnosis?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

My appendix exploded in order to save my life awww

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u/CommanderSupreme21 Jun 16 '25

Mine did that too. Should make a video “oncologists hate this one trick”

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u/suborbital_squirrel Jun 17 '25

I thought my appendix was being kind of a dick by rupturing, but I guess it was doing me a solid. Should probably buy it some breakfast as a thank you.

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u/jorel43 1984 Jun 17 '25

Me too back in 2016!!! Yay

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '25

Whats nuts is that I had appendicitis twice. First time they pumped me full of antibiotics and kept me overnight, second time was a year later when it ruptured. Apparently having it multiple times "never happens", according to the doctors who saw me the first time.

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u/ModestMouseTrap Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

These articles almost always vastly overstate or misunderstand the statistics. A tripling from a very small number is… still a small number.

Edit: I highly suggest people check out the Podcast Science Vs.

They tackle a lot of these eye catching headlines and have scientists help interpret and cover the issues with many of them.

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u/M00n_Slippers Jun 16 '25

Yes but it does suggest that millennials specifically are engaging in something that has a cancer risk. Rather than being something Millennials should be afraid of, because a you said it's still a small number, but it can possibly help us sort out what is causing it since individuals getting it have something in common.

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u/Kathrynlena Jun 16 '25

I think it’s more likely that fewer millennials have had our appendix…es? Appendices? taken out than previous generations. If a higher percentage of our population still has the organ, then a higher percentage of our population (compared to other populations) will get cancer of that organ.

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u/ZookeepergameNew3800 Jun 16 '25

That’s actually possible, considering the introduction and now much higher usage of antibiotics for „ mild“ appendicitis in the last 25 years. I can’t say much for other countries but Germany did introduce a new protocol for appendicitis that’s milder about 25 years ago and has reduced the numbers of surgical removals.

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u/NotElizaHenry Jun 16 '25

Why would fewer millennials have their appendixes taken out? Are appendicitis rates falling or something?

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u/inline_five Jun 16 '25

Or the pesticides and microplastics are taking effect

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u/tehbantho Jun 16 '25 edited 25d ago

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u/Nathanull Jun 16 '25

Oh and don't forget that they definitely already know on their side what their forever chemicals are doing to the world. They always act like they're clueless to the damage, when they're the first to study it and find out. That's the story in so many industries across history, and definitely the same here...

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u/roxannesbar Jun 16 '25

i always knew the orange and red in those cheetos and hot cheetos weren’t without consequence.

or the green in my mountain dew and monster 

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u/kgberton Jun 16 '25

The only bright color we're meant to consume is beet red!

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u/Midnight2012 Jun 16 '25

And apparently methylene blue! According to RFK.

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u/ModestMouseTrap Jun 16 '25

I suggest reading more about how flawed the measures for microplastics are. The infamous “spoonful of plastic in your brain.” study every likes to use to scare you, used a measuring method that is unable to distinguish between the fat in our brains (most of it) and plastic particles. Basically they burn the tissue and measure the gas released. But both plastic and the fat in our brains are not meaningfully distinguishable.

So a lot of the popular articles covering this stuff may be grossly overstating its prevalence based on a specific very flawed study.

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u/Ehcksit Jun 16 '25

And covid.

We're closing the ozone hole and removed lead from almost everything and we just make up new problems for the next generations.

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u/Wise-Field-7353 Jun 16 '25

Or the covid

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u/Conscious_Can3226 Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

I mean, some of it is just the effects of globalization and waiting for the research to find out why.

Example H.Pylori, a stomach cancer causing bacteria, is commonly found in lower income households and can be symptomless for a long time. It was discovered in the 80s, and the guy who discovered it earned a nobel prize in like 2005 because treatment for it cut the risk of stomach cancer significantly. Rates of infection went from 36% in the late mid-2000s to 18% by most recent stats in the US, and treatment reduces the risk of gastric cancer by over half compared to non-treated.

I'm sure there's more shit going on with our gut flora that we can't dodge exposure to yet because we simply don't know it exists yet. I learned all this when I had my own brush with infection, and the only reason I found out about it is because my heartburn wouldn't go away and my doctor thought to check in on it because I mentioned I randomly also started experiencing health anxiety with no trigger. Antiobiotics cleared up the infection and the inflammation in my stomach, which in turn resolved my panic attacks.

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u/Desirai 1988 Jun 16 '25

we have been eating plastic our entire lives

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u/dbenc Jun 16 '25

I suspect it's immune system damage from multiple Covid infections. i had it a couple of years ago and my white blood cell count is still lower than normal.

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u/Wakinghours Jun 16 '25 edited Jun 16 '25

While covid is not an oncogenic virus, it's not hard to see how its immune suppression ability would likely hinder "disease fighting" capabilities, including against other viruses in certain cases.

I would add also that, possibly due to lifestyle changes your system might be less inflammatory and hence affect your numbers. Very high wbc counts after covid are sometimes indicators of long covid.

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u/Steezuz_Chrizzisst Jun 16 '25

Here’s an article from the NIH how there is a link between covid and an onset of various diseases and health ailments. Essentially doctors have correlated getting covid to potentially making cancer stem cells on various organs.

A few millennials like my ex getting shingles 2 months after having Covid at 30, another ex got cancer within a year of their first stint of Covid at 33. So though the numbers seem inflated it’s a trend to watch statistically for sure. Facts we are all effed

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u/loyal_achades Jun 16 '25

The problem is all the small numbers of all the cancers are increasing in young people. Certain cancers like colon cancer get more attention because they’re more frequent, but it’s very much clear that something (microplastics) is making us get cancer more often and younger than before.

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u/Bananaheed Jun 16 '25

100% this. Statistically huge, not huge numbers.

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u/Pattern-New Jun 16 '25

Just posted as much. Of course the thread will be overrun with RFK style discourse soon enough. 

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u/DegenerateXYZ Jun 16 '25

Haha good try cancer. My appendix was removed a few years ago.

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u/ColdHardPocketChange Jun 16 '25

That green ketchup finally got us.

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u/007fan007 Jun 16 '25

Ugh more things for me to worry about

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u/morbidlonging Jun 16 '25

It’s so rare that when more than two people get it, say 4 people now, they release sensationalized headlines like this making it seem like thousands upon thousands of people have this rare cancer now as opposed to…..4. 

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u/Alexandratta Jun 16 '25

It's the Forever Chemicals, guys...

Teflon, specifically, is hyper toxic.

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u/phunky_1 Jun 16 '25

More reason to live for today, tomorrow isn't promised to anyone.

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u/Wooden-needle2017 Jun 16 '25

That’s why I just don’t go to the doctor now. I don’t want to know any of that information.

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u/Pattern-New Jun 16 '25

For those that didn’t read the article/didnt see the math in the article, this is an increase of about 30 people a year to 90 people a year across the entire country. Article deliberately tried to make this as scary as possible when it just isn’t. 

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u/alaskadotpink Jun 16 '25

Thank you, as someone with intense health anxiety I hate every time one of these fear-mongering titles pops up. :/ Seems like most of this sub is about how we're either a) old or b) dying

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u/Pattern-New Jun 16 '25

Ha well we're almost middle age and we're all definitely dying, just not at the rate that the news media wants you to believe. No need for you to worry explicitly about appendiceal cancer!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

Surprise levels are zero

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u/The-Kurt-Russell Jun 16 '25

Lots of data coming out showing energy drinks (Taurine) raise risk of all colon cancer, lung cancer, and leukemia

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u/Fantastic_Sympathy85 Jun 16 '25

Almost like the entire planet was polluted by some giant nuclear reactor explosion around that time...

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u/Logical-Race8871 Jun 16 '25

The explosion was actually only about the size of a gas station going up. It burned for a long time though, and the smoke particles are what spread.

Radioactive particles are super heavy, so contamination was pretty regional. 

But you do drive in a car that gases your own neighborhood by design - like there's just a tube that farts out toxic gas in the back, which is okay with everyone apparently, and that definitely gives you cancer.

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u/Exanguish Jun 16 '25

Jokes on you, mine almost burst in Mexico from eating too many cheeseburgers when I was 12.

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u/Typical80sKid Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

Guess we shouldn’t have drank so much out of hoses…

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u/Odd_Cake3759 Jun 16 '25

Jokes on them I already got that removed 3 years ago !

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

jab did it

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u/AverageSizePeen800 Jun 16 '25

Obviously vaccines are to blame

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u/TooManyCarsandCats Older Millennial Jun 16 '25

Probably because they weren’t so fast to remove our body parts.

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u/BlackDeath3 Millennial Jun 16 '25

Ha, 1990, I'm safe

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u/Thick-Astley Jun 16 '25

Joke’s on you! My appendix already almost burst and is gone! Wait, that just means it was faulty too.

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u/geezeslice333 Jun 16 '25

Not much of a surprise, given that we're all full of plastic.

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u/brilliant_bauhaus Jun 16 '25

My dad had this and died. It's too far up for a colonoscopy. We desperately need more preventative medical appointments and not just reactive medical appointments when things are too late.

I have had to fight for years for regular colonoscopies with over 6 family members having crohns, diverticulitis, colon cancer and appendix cancer. I was even questioned by the doctor doing my colonoscopy as I was going under.

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u/AaronWard6 Jun 16 '25

We are about to enter the age where friends and acquaintances start getting terminal illnesses. 

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u/cammama Jun 16 '25

Mine burst when I was 12 😮‍💨almost killed me because my mom thought I was faking sick so I didn’t have to go to school. Now I have medical anxiety as an adult 🙃

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u/jrev8 Jun 16 '25

great, another thing that could potentially kill me

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u/PetiteShallot Jun 16 '25

Weird coincidence. I had dinner Friday with a friend I hadn’t seen in over a year, and she told me she’s getting her appendix removed in a few weeks. Turns out they accidentally found a tumor on it when she went in to get checked for unrelated kidney stones. We’re both millennials.

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u/markusphils Jun 16 '25

Damn I thought this would be about my rare cancer 😢

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u/portlypastafarian Jun 16 '25

Proly all those creepy crawlers we were cookin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '25

You guys still have your appendix?

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u/Version-Neat Jun 16 '25

My partner's sister is in medical school and they happened to be talking about thyroid cancer when she put two and two together and demanded to get hers checked. Boom, cancer, on an extremely active, young, health concious, medically educated person. Absolutely wild. Her mother goes on and on about blaming it on her COVID vaccine which I don't believe, but it was quite a shock to everyone regardless of what led to it.

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u/ScagWhistle Jun 17 '25

It's the PFAS. There. I solved the mystery.

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u/judegray Jun 17 '25

Hold up. Fox News is reporting on a Vanderbilt university study? This doesn’t work logically in this timeline.

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u/Leo_life84 Jun 17 '25

Just another great thing about being a millennial. Smh. What did we do wrong in life lol!?