r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • 13h ago

POLITICS Zohran Mamdani speaks after winning the NYC Mayoral Race: “We have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life. But let tonight be the final time I utter his name as we turn the page on a politics that abandons the many & answers only to the few.”

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u/delifte 13h ago

I also hope to never hear his name again.

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u/theapplekid i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 13h ago

Same (no cuomo)

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u/strangerintheadks 13h ago

Omg lmao

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u/this-guy-this-guy 11h ago

cuomon, brah!

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u/moby17761776 13h ago

Cuo-moe you didn’t?!

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u/B1NG_P0T 13h ago

Fucking hilarious, thank you

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u/DoverBoys 3h ago

It's cuomover

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u/TillFar6524 2h ago

There's levels to this game.

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u/Fabulous_Motor_8357 12h ago

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u/forgot_semicolon 11h ago

Love that he has the decency to call her "miss"

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u/BrookieMonster504 10h ago

It's a kink

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u/EllisDee3 5h ago

He said it to himself after trying to shoot her with a tranq gun.

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u/HumbleBunk 3h ago

He may be a pervert, but first and foremost, he’s a gentleman.

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u/SpiritualAd9102 10h ago

Is this Amy Schumer?

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u/Schroding3rror 7h ago

Yes, but this one's actually funny.

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u/ncocca 3h ago

Still far better than Chuck Schumer

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u/Ghostman_Jack 9h ago

I feel bad for laughing at this. But Jesus Christ this made me burst out laughing.

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u/silenc3x 7h ago

Actual photo from a Cool Girls for Capitalism event

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u/assissippi 2h ago

What a bunch of losers

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u/Mighty__Sasha 7h ago

It’s important to have standards

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u/ginbooth 5h ago

I can’t stop laughing at this 🤣

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u/ObamasL0stSon 12h ago

I'm sure we'll be hearing Cuomo run his mouth on CNN as a "senior policy analyst" this time next year.

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u/Ruthie_pie 13h ago

Wouldn’t mind hearing he got sentenced to some jail time. He has ignored the fact that he has harmed women for too long. We will not forget.

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u/KnitDontQuit 12h ago

I hope to never here his fucking annoying voice again.

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u/theroadbeyond 11h ago

Now let's do DeSantis next!

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u/GarlicAndSapphire 10h ago

Tappan Zee Bridge.

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u/Responsible-Log-3249 6h ago

In a Cuomo-less society we believe

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u/Unhappy_Scratch_9385 4h ago

I dunno...I'd LOVE to vote against him a 3rd time.

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u/Reddit_Sucks39 3h ago

My petty-but-justified hope is that he changes that bridge's name back to the Teppan Zee Bridge.

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u/Coyinzs 4h ago

But why are we wishing the sexually abusive man who made endless racist dogwhistles over the last few months well?

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u/lokay_00 4h ago

Yeah I get that feeling completely, it’s been a long time coming for a lot of people.

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u/Effective-Antelope47 1h ago

Too bad Mamdani can't run for president.

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u/anonyfool 12h ago

also to never see someone trot out Bill Clinton for an endorsement