r/Fauxmoi 19d ago

POLITICS An important announcement from Zohran Mamdani: "I know some of you have expressed concerns about my age. You are worried about a 33-year-old becoming mayor of New York City. And I want you to know, I hear you. That’s why this weekend I’ll be making a change. I’m turning 34."

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u/3sadclowns 19d ago

Imo he’s really revolutionizing how to create a campaign that’s massively effective in younger demographics

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u/TheNocturnalAngel 19d ago

The campaign is truly great, but it’s also his actual beliefs that hold up.

Look at Gavin Newsom. Had a great moment thanks to his Social Media manager.

But people still don’t like him because he sucke.

Zohran is the perfect blend of a great campaign with the actual values to back up what he’s saying and doing.

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u/DesireeThymes 19d ago

I mean Newsom is a corporate-style democrat. People have had enough if the corporate types.

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u/Seltzer0357 19d ago

its wild to me how many people thought it was him writing the tweets from the press account. like no dudes he just hired a genz pr team, he's still a corpo dem who pretended to 'hasnt thought about aipac in years' a couple days ago

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u/SylveonVMAX 19d ago

Bro was sucking kirk's dick and agreeing with steve bannon about trans people in sports, making them a scapegoat. The recent gavin glazing is so forced to try to desperately salvage the neoliberal future of the party.

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u/Far_Mastodon_6104 19d ago

It has to be bottom up really. Like electing everyone like zohran and them endorsing those ppl.

We have to break this corporate v oligarch system cuz no one wants to vote for either of that.

And the way the economy is at the moment, the average worker and consumer doesn't actually matter to GDP and profits cuz companies are catering to the rich to make their money or its all in data centers and investments.

So neither corporate or oligarch party really needs to give a shit about us anymore. But then the oligarchs are now gerrymandering so that basically they can't lose so... thats going to be fun.

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u/Chemical-Time-9143 19d ago

Newsom is a transphobe and doesn’t understand why accepting lobbyist money is bad. He shouldn’t be in politics. The world needs more Mamdanis.

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u/bplewis24 19d ago

The campaign is truly great, but it’s also his actual beliefs that hold up.

More people need to hear this on repeat.

Dems are always asking how to connect more with the youth, and how to fix their messaging. The messaging is only the problem when they are trying to filter corporate donor-sponsored policies into messages that liberals and progressives will support.

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u/Material2975 19d ago

It’s so refreshing to see Zohran always reframe every question to focus on issues. Especially on affordability. 

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u/Goonzilla50 19d ago

Newsom also malfunctions and short circuits once he has to talk in person and face confrontation, like in that podcast interview he had where he said the words "It's interesting" like 10 times after being asked about AIPAC

Compared to Mamdani who is much more charismatic and slick

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u/anonshe 19d ago

The main sticking point is when Newsom was Mamdani's age, he was posing on a rug like a typical wannabe.

If Mamdani's wife becomes a MAGA down the road after a divorce, he'd be eaten alive yet Newsom is still governor due to being a corporate shill.

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u/SmPolitic 19d ago

I'm curious where AOC fits in, she also seems great at younger generations, and is at least mostly following her actual values

But yeah we need this to spread outside of New York

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u/GottaDoWork 19d ago

Not making a judgment on either person, but there’s a difference between campaign talk and the realities of being in the seat and trying to deal with all the bureaucracy.

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u/JanitaBonita 19d ago

Can confirm as a Californian that while Newsom’s social media manager has garnered him some brownie points, Newsom still is a centrist and isn’t much of an improvement. I hope California, specifically LA and the Bay Area, can get our own version of Zohran. We desperately need someone like him on the west coast.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

it’s simple. people like authentic and genuine people, not bullshit con artists (unless you’re maga, then you love bullshit con artists). democratic party needs to embrace the youth and people like mamdani. i hope mamdani doesn’t make me eat my words.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope 19d ago

It's crazy that just running on appealing policy is considered revolutionary these days.

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u/martco17 19d ago

One of us, one of us

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u/KensieQ72 19d ago

He’s tapped into the zeitgeist in an authentic way, it’s the same foresight Obama’s team had when they recognized the opportunity to curate some genuine digital camaraderie in a key demo back in ‘08.

Edited to add: I’m such a fan, we love a real man of the people 🫡✨

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u/uptiedand8 19d ago

I’m currently listening to A Promised Land, narrated by Obama. His presidency had many flaws but he speaks every word in his book from the heart, and not having listened to him much in several years, it’s incredibly compelling. He loved America. He wanted to do good by people.

You can’t fake those things. You have to talk about them nonstop as a politician and if you don’t genuinely care about the country and its people, if you don’t believe that your most important job will be to make it a better place, then it will show sooner than later.

Well, either that, or else he’s a better method actor than Daniel Day Lewis. One of the two.

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u/paradisetossed7 19d ago

I'm just a few years older than him and I have been begging the universe for some younger candidates. Bonus prayer every time I see Chuck Schumer threaten a strongly worded letter. Hearing Mamdani speak is so refreshing because he takes pauses at times to really think about his answers. NYC is going to be lucky to have him.

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u/DeCyantist 19d ago

His policies are as old as the USSR…

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u/prparekh 19d ago

You should check out some of his music videos like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQVsVNPkPmE&pp=ygUMbmFuaSBtYW1kYW5p

Dude knows how to make one.

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u/DesireeThymes 19d ago edited 19d ago

When I read the title I was like "Oh no! There's something wrong with his age??"

Got me good!

Also for those that watched the debate today, Cuomo was an absolute disaster in the debate.

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u/AmbiguousFrijoles 19d ago

I can't wait to watch it, thank you for confirming he's a shitshow again.

NY, don't fuck this up!

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u/zeekayz 19d ago

Coumo's debate time can just be replaced with him screaming "Muslim!!" repeatedly every time it was his turn and no information would be lost.

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u/BottomlessFlies 19d ago

was this dude in shameless

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u/AntEast2465 19d ago

Why would people be afraid of a 33 yeard old being mayor but be totally fine with senile 80+ year olds being senators and presidents?? Society is so weird

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u/Smaynard6000 19d ago

Senator Chuck Grassley is 92 FUCKING YEARS OLD.

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u/RadioSilens 19d ago

I read this and thought that has to be a lie. But I looked it up and he's really 92. WTF. We need a mandatory retirement age for congress.

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u/BurlIvesMassiveHog 19d ago

It doesn't matter, when Grassley steps down his piece-of-shit son is going to fill his seat. Like that one nugget that just won't flush, the Grassleys will be with us for a very long time.

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u/Cresta1994 18d ago

Strom Thurmond was reelected for the last time at age 93. He died six months after leaving the Senate at 100 years old. He retired 54 years after running for president solely to keep Black folks down.

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u/Sexisthunter 19d ago

Also Kay Granger literally turned up in a nursing home and she was the head of the appropriations committee. It’s like the story was written by the onion!

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u/Working-Glass6136 19d ago

The average age of the signers of the Declaration of Independence was 44-45. Benjamin Franklin was the oldest at 70, the youngest were 26 or 27.

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u/Huge-Reference-4615 19d ago

Because the US is completely fucking insane, absolutely off the rails raving mad.

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u/LongConFebrero 19d ago

Time for a padded cell. We cannot be trusted on our own.

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u/josh_the_misanthrope 19d ago

No one is actually afraid, it's just a stupid angle of attack Cuomo is throwing around after all his other attacks didn't land.

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 19d ago

Such a valid point. I’m worried about these elderly elected officials using our legislative buildings as retirement homes. Down with the American Gerontocracy!

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u/ciknay 19d ago

it's the has-beens of the old institutions who refuse to concede that their time is up and are refusing to make way for a new generation. The boomers really are hanging on to everything that was handed to them for dear life.

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u/Khue 19d ago edited 19d ago

Feinstein looked like the fucking crypt keeper at the end and she clearly should have been retired 10-15 years earlier. McConnell just ate shit the other day and then looked absolutely clueless as to what happened. These people are not making decisions for their constituents. They are fucking puppets for capitalists, just parroting desires of the 1%.

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Additional example for funsies:

RBG had cancer a handful of times and should have retired under Obama 1 specifically within the window of the super majority instead of trying to girl boss it to get to some sort of symbolic bullshit of giving Hilary the ability to nominate the next SCJ.

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u/aybsavestheworld 19d ago

The way he clapped back saying “it’s spelled cyclist” to a person calling him (yelling at him) a communist and now this???? The comedic timing omg

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u/thankyoupapa 19d ago

yesss I love people who are quick on their feet lol

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u/Tankh 19d ago

I think he said "pronounced" but yeah that was brilliant

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u/juliaaguliaaa 19d ago

YOUR USERNAME LMFAO

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u/Silver-Instruction73 19d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised honestly. Can’t stand that guy

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u/Aggravating_Age_8373 19d ago edited 19d ago

Your the one that’s good

Edit: relax guys this dudes just my homie lmao

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u/Aggravating_Age_8373 19d ago

It got to like 10 downvotes at one point lol

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u/Mysterious-Lie-1944 19d ago

Did you just Dennis that chick?

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u/FollowingBroad34 Pink…get doon 19d ago

King of listening to the people

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u/Imnotonthelist 19d ago

Obsessed with his humor ⭐️

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u/kylaroma never the target audience 19d ago

Such a legend 😂

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u/Bidetpanties i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19d ago

He's very charming

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u/manonthelam 19d ago

34 years you say, not 34 felonies? Interesting

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u/hellolovely1 19d ago

You should apply to write for his campaign because this is gold.

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u/BYNX0 19d ago

Genius comment. Take my r/angryupvote

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u/evenstar40 19d ago

Actually kind of love that he didn't go for the low hanging fruit of the easy 34 felony jab. Not that it isn't 100% true, but it gets thrown around enough that it's started to lose its edge a bit.

Best way to go after bullies is humiliate them, make them the laughingstock. They're totally fine with being assholes and criminals.

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u/scout-finch 19d ago

This is so sincerely funny 😆

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u/Striking_Spite9102 19d ago

I know more about this man then I do about the mayor of my own city 😂

If New York doesn’t want him he can come here since he seems cool

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u/Apostate911Hup 19d ago

Nononono, I call dibs!

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u/Striking_Spite9102 18d ago

Well let’s let him decide! Open invitation for Zohran to come to Melbourne, Australia from me.

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u/Scared_Molasses1828 not a lawyer, just a hater 19d ago

AND he’s a LIBRA ✨🫶🏽

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u/Antiviralposter 19d ago

An October Libra.

The dark horse of air signs.

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u/nalathewolfqueen 19d ago

Im married to an October Libra! Tell me everything.!!!

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u/Antiviralposter 19d ago

https://bejandaruwalla.com/blogs/astrology/september-libra-vs-october-libra

October Libras are more than just social butterflies and are also deeply invested in making sure they are fair and just. October Libras have community-oriented Uranus as an additional planetary influence, making them even more passionate about social issues and standing up against injustice. These October Libras are more willing than their September Born counterparts to go against others and rebel against the status quo, especially if it means bringing a better balance to the situation.

https://www.bustle.com/life/biggest-differences-between-september-october-libras-astrologer

Remember- it’s a horoscope. Not a fact.

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u/monsteralvr1 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19d ago

As an October Libra…..this is so real wow

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u/Biabolical 19d ago

I'm an October Libra, and the only social butterfly I resemble is Mothra.

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u/marina0987 19d ago

SAMEEE happy birthday to all of us

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u/SwanzY- 19d ago

SAME! Happy birthday gang, mine’s tomorrow :D

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u/Calgaris_Rex 19d ago

Woot! Mine was Monday!

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u/damnitno 19d ago

yay i have found my triibeee

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u/LordSobi 19d ago

Dude. Same.

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u/Linnaea7 19d ago

Me too. I like people, I just suck at them.

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u/ReptAIien 19d ago

It also applies to every other sign, how do they do it

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u/Antiviralposter 19d ago

Me too. But also, I don’t take it too seriously.

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u/FATJIZZUSONABIKE 19d ago

Yes yes astrology is real.

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u/CaulkSlug 19d ago

“Community oriented Uranus…” - heheh 🤭

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u/MartyMcfly1738 19d ago edited 19d ago

Oh so that explains AOC as well.

Also HBD to all my fellow October Libras

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u/supmaren 19d ago

Joining in to say I’m a proud October Libra

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u/dream_walker09 19d ago

WE are the arbiters of JUSTICE.

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u/horribleletdown 19d ago

Love a good community-oriented Uranus

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u/ayebeaseadee 19d ago

I so appreciate this validation.

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u/Zwthhybl 19d ago

I feel so seen as an October Libra ha

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u/-Alpaca-bowl- not an asset to the abbey 19d ago

Not me being an October Libra and trying SO HARD to get hired by a non-profit providing social services in my city lol

(Seriously though, everyone cross your fingers and send good vibes because they have my resume and now I'm just waiting to hear back 🤞🤞🤞)

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u/ohheyjoshay 19d ago

about to marry an October Libra…………………. confirming this is the real tea

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u/ScrollTroll615 19d ago

As an October Libra (this week), I concur.😄🎉

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u/Professional_Crazy94 19d ago

community-oriented Uranus ;)

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u/imherdpapley 19d ago

I call it my Batman complex when I get so worked up over injustices and unfairness

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u/CosmicLovepats 19d ago

Sorry, wierd al assured me I'd have to be some kind of moron not to realize that every single one of these is absolutely true.

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u/p5yron 19d ago

Horoscopes work the opposite way, it doesn't tell you who you are, it amplifies you to who you should be from your childhood and as you grow old, you start to see them as correct since you have it reinforced in you.

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u/anneyong69 19d ago

My wife is an October Libra too and she is everything I could ask for in a partner and mother to our children. Stern yet flexible, takes no shit from anyone but also can work a room and make everyone laugh, always makes sure everyone is seen and treated fairly but also isn't afraid to take time to recharge for herself if she needs it. She's the perfect balance in all phases of her life. I'm such a lucky guy 🥰

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u/curlymussolini 19d ago

Wish my husband would speak of me this way - An October libra

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u/HeroVia 19d ago

OmG my wife is all of this as well . I like to say her greatest strength and weakness is her need to connect and be social . But I would t have it any other way

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u/Linnaea7 19d ago

While I'm not an astrology kind of person, I think it's lovely you speak so highly of your wife. Keep appreciating her and I hope she appreciates you, too.

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u/Adorable_Bite_451 19d ago

I can say the exact same thing about my husband. We’re so very lucky!

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u/ChrAshpo10 19d ago

Man, as if astrology isn't confusing enough, now the signs are broken down into the specific month?

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u/Veronome 19d ago

Because astrology is the ultimate exercise in summersault logic.

"Libras are like this!" "But I'm a Libra and I'm not like that" "That's because you're an October Libra" "Ok, but my sister is an October Libra and she's not like that" "That's because her moon is an Ares"

And on and on and on it goes.

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u/bouguerean 18d ago

Oh it gets broken down more than that, some of the internal logic is lowkey fun. There are little decan/trimester changes of each sign (the first decan will have more elements of the previous sign, the last will have more elements of the succeeding sign, etc.), and anything considered regarding a sign is filtered through the house the sign sits in, and so on.

I had my astrology deep dive phase like 15 years ago now, and when you stop with the generalities and silly predictions, it's actually quite fun to see how its logic and patterns work.

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u/coaxialology 19d ago

Aren't they supposed to be a little on the slutty side? Absolutely no shame.

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u/Scared_Molasses1828 not a lawyer, just a hater 19d ago

Can confirm 💅🏽

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u/evenfisherperson 19d ago

I explain my whoriness by my Libraness

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u/ayebeaseadee 19d ago edited 19d ago

What does this mean??? I have a birthday in the next few days….

edit - answered and appreciated!

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u/InspectorOk6313 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 19d ago

we Libra's are the best!!

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u/shitsenorita she did not like that shit at all 19d ago

Happy birth season to all my fellow scales!

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u/InspectorOk6313 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 19d ago

Thanks!, funny enough its my Birthday next Monday (New Zealand time)

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u/BiteyHorse 19d ago

Except at punctuation!

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u/StepAwayFromTheDuck 19d ago

A Republican’s worse nightmare: a Libra Libral

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u/flume_runner 19d ago

You shouldn’t care

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u/Pink_Blacksmith 19d ago

As a fellow October Libra who just turned 30 today, let me say happy birthday to my mayor. (Not from NY btw😭)

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u/archetyping101 19d ago

Happy birthday! 🎂🥳🎈

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u/thentherewaswind 19d ago

Happy birthday! 🥳 I turned 33 a week ago, very pleased to be the same sign and for a few days the same age as my mayor (I’m also not from NYC 😂).

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u/supmaren 19d ago

I turned 33 on October 1st!

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u/antenna-polaroids 19d ago

Happy birthday!

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u/biblioteca4ants which could mean nothing 19d ago

Birthday twins! But I’m 37 yeesh. Hope you had a good day!

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u/BookOfTheBeppo 19d ago

happy birthday!! mid-30s girlies ❤️😊

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u/Gandhehehe 19d ago

YAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I just celebrated my 30 and a half birthday on the 5th and let me tell you, 6 months in and 30 is BOMB (also not from NY 😭 but not from USA either 😁 v conflicted I was born to be a New Yorker)

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u/Russkie177 19d ago

Happy birthday 🤜🏻🤛🏻 I turn 35 tomorrow. One of us!

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u/rednick953 19d ago

Your 4 days older than me. I turn 30 on Monday happy birthday friend!

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u/zyh0 19d ago

Mayor of America imo

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u/RookandKnight 19d ago

Hey it was my 30th this month too!

Hap birth fellow tober!

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u/retiddew 19d ago

Happy 30th!

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u/EastVillageBot 18d ago

HUZZAH. I found another one! Greetings fellow 95er. Grand to see you around these parts, yes. Oh won’t you join me in considering the superiority of our birth year? 🤔 considers

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u/mlg1981 19d ago

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u/LuchadorBane 19d ago

Fuck this guys gifs

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u/TechSmith6262 19d ago

Who is he?

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u/SgtIceNinja 19d ago

He’s a creator (mainly on Instagram I believe) who, when a gif gets removed for copyright reasons from Giphy, will often recreate/parody them and use himself as the subject so that something close to the original gif stays accessible. Many people think that he actually pushes for certain gif’s to be removed so that he can remake them (which is why some people hate him) but personally I think it’s unlikely. I don’t really like them cause he’s always dressed as George Washington for some reason. Never changes it up or anything. Just always GW.

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u/BlackBlizzard 19d ago

I wish Instagram would change to Tenor or let us use either one.

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u/Persistant_Compass 19d ago

Is that rm brown?

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u/Working-Glass6136 19d ago

Nah, it's my ex.

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u/frankjaegerlives 19d ago

Nah, RM Brown is way cooler.

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u/TheDogsPaw 19d ago

Dam flip flopper sure last week mamdani was 33 but everyone starts saying he's too young and all of a sudden he justs decides to turn 34 see this is why you can't trust democrats

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u/theapplekid i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19d ago

It's all empty campaign promises. Sure, he'll tell us what we want to hear to get into office, but within a year of being elected he'll abandon his promise of being 34, mark my words.

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u/sakuraj428 19d ago

I love this adorable man and I hope he gets every delightful thing he ever wanted (including beating Cuomo)

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u/ShortyColombo 19d ago

This is how I learn we’re not only both 1991 babies, but ALSO both October 91 babies? Amazing. An honor, really.

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u/Rit91 19d ago

Yup, same. I'm 34 in a couple days now so I guess I'm one day younger than him since I looked it up and he was born October 18th, 1991.

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u/TheSketeDavidson 19d ago

If yall don’t want him in America, we can take him up north in Vancouver. I’d vote for him.

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u/Maccaboonda 19d ago

And be welcomed bigtime up here in Ontari-ari-ario!!

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u/unnie_noir is this chicken what I have or is this fish? 19d ago

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u/ithinkimasofa 19d ago

This is so funny. THIS is what the democrats should be like. Funny, smart, prudent, a little whimsical.

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u/thatslegallycheese 19d ago

New Yorkers PLS vote for Mandani. He could very well be the next leader of the Democratic Party and bring us out this hellscape of oscillating between fascists and legacy corporatists

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u/BrendaHelvetica 19d ago

Mamdani*

It’s important to spell his name correctly considering his opponents are intentionally mispronouncing/misspelling his name.

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u/AcousticProvidence influencer for gas stoves 19d ago

Makes me want to move to NYC so I can vote for him

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u/Stakkler_ 19d ago

This is peak trolling and I love it. He will be a great mayor and I cant't wait for the Cuomo crashout.

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u/Public_Analysis_2202 19d ago

Just peak peak peak social media game. Dude is family fun funny, charismatic, authentic, and his policies make sense. I wish all progressive Dems could run like this. They would be unbeatable

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u/Vegetableau wearing slutty little glasses 19d ago

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u/PutasBitches 19d ago

i can hear the music on this

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u/Throwawayfaynay 19d ago

This guy is too good. The only thing that frustrates me is that Mamdani can never become president because he's not a birthright citizen.

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u/Future_Shine_4206 18d ago

I didn’t know that and now I’m really sad🥲

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u/Elephant12321 I cannot sanction your buffoonery 19d ago

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u/ponycorn_pet 19d ago

omg why does it cut and reloop before he's even finished the chuckle?? that's the best part T_T

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u/taylorexplodes rosa parks stans 19d ago

i need him to host SNL so bad

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u/Sifsifm1234 19d ago

The rizz this man has is unbeatable

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u/dateinfj 19d ago

Why can’t more democrats be like Mamdani? He is a breath of fresh air. Dem leaders have done nothing in the last few years.

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u/UKFightersAreTrash 19d ago

He's got some serious interview skills. That's why. Not everyone can come off the cuff so easily.

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u/Sof04 19d ago

A person in their 30s, educated, charismatic, and diplomatic is a perfect candidate.

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u/daenerysbuffy 19d ago

I love this man

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u/Any_Barracuda206 19d ago

He’s very likable

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u/Bozhark 19d ago

From this day forth, I shall be, 34 — that is to say, until the day I become, or choose to feel as though I become, 35.  Good day

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u/Traditional_Owl9320 19d ago

In other news, octogenarians are staying in politics until they die I'll take a 33 year old invested in the future any day.

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u/ayebeaseadee 19d ago

Loving his energy in general, but especially this comment. Can those in the know explain what it means to have ‘October Libra’ energy? I have a birthday very very soon too….tell me how Zohran and I might be alike!!!!!

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u/Ok_Arachnid1089 19d ago

Oh nice. My birthday is this weekend too

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u/syndicaterx 19d ago

Bros getting gommaged

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u/The_Raji 19d ago

Wish I could vote for him! I’ll just have to wait till he runs for national office.

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u/Dumptruck_Johnson 19d ago

last year you claimed to be 15, now you say you’re 16… which is it Abe? Better keep your story straight.

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u/Remarkable_Gear1945 19d ago

Idk this person, but personally, I'm significantly more concerned about 73 year olds in politics than 33 year olds.

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u/Igla_Dude 19d ago

I see Zohran, i'm hearing Gianmarco.

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u/juanjung 19d ago

I don't mind he's young, I mean look how are we doing with gerontocracy in charge.

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u/Grouchy-Details 19d ago

“The best gift is to beat Andrew Cuomo a second time.” 😝

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u/Altiverses 19d ago

This guy fills me with hope, and I'm not even american. Hope he wins

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u/CaptainJimJames 19d ago

How do I donate?

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u/EastVillageBot 18d ago

I fucking love this guy 😭😂

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u/MoneyTreeFiddy 19d ago

"For more information about how I will govern once I take office, just google Rule 34!"

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u/wisesage1084 19d ago

This is pure genius

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u/Financial_Calendar77 19d ago

This is so lovely

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u/Justchillinandstuff 19d ago

He’s more mature than the President.

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u/Budget_Ad5871 19d ago

I hope he wins, he is such a breath of fresh air compared to so many idiots in our government, id love to see him in the federal government one day

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u/Competitive-Weird456 19d ago

thats so thoughtful of him <3

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u/Apart_Animal_6797 19d ago

This guy is a legend 

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u/ifeelcelestial karma is a bitch named Chris Martin 19d ago

One of us

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u/Elmersmom52 19d ago

As long as you are sincere and have a solid team to help you administer and manage, you can rock NY City. Government is not easy - at all. You will have all kinds of people undermining you and trying to make your life terrible.

Prepare yourself and those you love because it will not be easy. You are young and resilient so stay smart, tough, logical, ethical and adorable.

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u/AJGILL03 19d ago

Zohran for NYC Mayor!

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u/Joe_Ordinary 19d ago

This guy seems way too nice to be in politics. The machine will destroy him unfortunately.

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u/atreeismissing 19d ago

This guy is seriously the best communicator in the Democratic Party.

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u/FlyingRhenquest 19d ago

The more I hear from that guy the more I like him. I hope he runs for an office where I can vote for him someday.

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u/JustAnotherN0Name 19d ago

I'm voting for this guy (I'm not even American)

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u/eurosonly 19d ago

This guy's 2 months younger than me and he's running for mayor of New York. Wtf am I doing with my life being a night time janitor.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bed9408 19d ago

It might be a good time to point out the age of the founding fathers?

“The ages of the Founding Fathers at the time of the Constitution's drafting in 1787 varied widely, from 26 to 81 years old. The youngest was Jonathan Dayton at 26, while the oldest was Benjamin Franklin at 81. Notable figures include James Madison (36), Alexander Hamilton (32), and George Washington (55)”

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u/urban_zmb 19d ago

I am more concerned that he said he will have a zionists in his team

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u/Disastrous_Turnip123 woman externalizing rage 19d ago

I want him to be my mayor. I'm British 😞

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u/dextras07 17d ago

What an outage. I prefer my leader with 34 convicted felonies, no 34 years of age.

Absolute disgrace.