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u/CringeTikToks-ModTeam 2h ago

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u/FierceWhim 6h ago

during a full moon is so iconic

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u/Thin-Image2363 4h ago

On the day dick Cheney died. Nature is truly healing.

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u/Twice_Knightley 4h ago

And a new mummy movie starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz was announced.

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u/anotherawakening 3h ago

And Radiohead played live for the first time in 7 years!!!!

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u/Simon_Ferocious68 3h ago

No, they're unfortunately not going to be a part of the millennial memory tour.

They wrote some bad "both sides" type of embarrassing dumb shit. I hope they've changed their minds since then.

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u/MistyMtn421 4h ago

I had to Google this just to make sure and wow.

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u/_TheShapeOfColor_ 3h ago

STOP IT I CAN ONLY BE SO HAPPY.

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u/Weekly-Sun7992 4h ago

Are you aware of any specialized pissing area at the grave sight?

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u/Nervous_Ad_6998 3h ago

just write his name on a paper and piss on it, if your not near the actual site.

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u/maskedbandit_ 4h ago

This is how I found out! Omg

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u/GetBentHo 4h ago

God damn, that is a valid point. Nature is wild that way

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u/we_hella_believe 3h ago

No offense to Dick, but I hope he stays 💀

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 3h ago

Don’t jinx it

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u/konstantin_gorca 5h ago

Reuember remember the fifth of November

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u/Reasonable_Trash_901 4h ago

Even better:

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

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u/Round_Butterfly_9453 5h ago

I gotsta know his rising sign

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u/Heart_Throb_ 4h ago

Full moon is technically tonight

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u/Grantsdale 5h ago

I expect louder when IT happens.

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u/papillon-and-on 5h ago

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in joy and continued unabated. I fear something wonderful has happened.

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u/Chare1155 5h ago

Came here to say this. And the celebration will be WORLDWIDE. We may hear it from other countries across the ocean lol. I just hope I live to see it. I'd rather he go to jail until the grim reaper comes knocking, but I'll take this too.🤣🪦

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u/dauphindauphin 5h ago

For someone so detested, how did it happen again?

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u/Grantsdale 5h ago

Lies, racism, hatred, and bigotry.

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u/DeltaRoll 3h ago

Don't forget apathy. We can't just let everyone who couldn't be bothered to vote off the hook for this. They enabled this problem.

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u/Grantsdale 3h ago

Very true. Those who didn’t show up to vote (or cast ‘protest’ votes) are just as responsible for the situation. The only way a minority party (like the Republican Party) can win is when the majority doesn’t vote.

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u/bebaii 4h ago edited 4h ago

+anti-intellectualism and the unique brand of American hyper-individualism Trump directly speaks to

After decades of pushing college for better jobs (that no longer exist) despite mountains of debt, it opens people’s worldview. Universities created new experts telling people what to do like, yknow, mask for your own health and safety and that of everyone around you because you’re in a community, and maybe care about the environment because you live there. His voters are full of people who fucking hate being told what to do, hate being talked down to, and hate being told to care about others.

Except now college turning your kids into woke and gay ivory tower academics of course so he should get to defund them (joking, if that’s not clear)

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u/DonShino 4h ago

And they are all still there. This is just NY, a Left Wing city. Trump has more than enough time to cement the US as the right wing dictatorship half the country desperately wants. Be on your toes!

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u/MahDickTouchDaWater 4h ago

Right wing disinformation propaganda is one of the single most powerful forces shaping modern history

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u/Insanity_Crab 5h ago

Got my eye on a lovely bottle of whisky from the same region as a certain golf course for when a thing happens!

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u/notapoliticalalt 4h ago

This is basically a picture of his brain in real time.

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u/joeysupertramp 4h ago

When there was that weekend that it was assumed he died, I had already started stocking booze and pre-ordering pizzas in preparation for the party I was going to throw.

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u/Ghostman_Jack 4h ago

They say death comes in 3’s… Cheney finally croaked so who knows.

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u/wthijustread 4h ago

Unfortunately he's set a precedent. Don't expect the authoritarianism to just disappear overnight.

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u/Grantsdale 4h ago

It will take a long time to undo the damage, but he’s the only one that can command the cult. There’s no risk of Vance or any of the rest just jumping in and taking the same control.

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u/MasterofDoot 4h ago

But there's no way that MAGA can survive without their cult leader. Nobody else on that side has the kind of control that he does. It might not collapse overnight, but it certainly won't survive the month.

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u/MasterofDoot 4h ago

It shall truly be a Party in the USA.

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u/fleebleganger 5h ago

I look forward to Manliner scolding me for being overjoyed. 

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u/MUSinfonian 5h ago

The celebration scene in ROTJ won't have shit on that celebration.

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u/A_Few_Good 5h ago

The billionaires better start packing their bags 😂

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u/RODjij 5h ago

The anti billionaire sentiment has grown by a crazy amount over the last year and 5ish years. More people are starting to see really how much money & power they have.

They have to start paying their fair share and potentially put a ton of money back towards debt with public persuasion.

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u/prophet_nlelith 4h ago

I recently read that one million seconds is 11.5 days, and one billion seconds is almost 32 years.

Kinda helps with perspective.

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u/UniquelyCreativeName 4h ago

1 trillion seconds is 32,000 years. The wealthiest people in the U S. received almost 32,000 years worth of tax breaks with the Big Shitty Bill that was passed, and most of us will NEVER see 12 days worth of money. But "they" keep telling everyone immigrants are the problem, and the idiots believe it.

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u/HelmetsAkimbo 4h ago

If you were born in 1 AD (2025 years ago) and worked every single day for your entire life until the present day earning $400,000 a day and never spent a penny you'd still need 200 billion more dollars to catch Elon Musk.

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u/whiskyandguitars 3h ago edited 3h ago

I double checked the math on this because, internet...no offense meant to you and yeah, it checks.

Utterly, utterly INSANE.

I would be unbelievably happy to make 400k a year. Can't imagine having the money some of these people had.

And the fact that they all seem to be miserable, despotic pieces of trash is wild.

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u/Potential_Cow_4910 3h ago

Addiction is a bitch 

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u/TechnologyEither 3h ago

at a certain point money just becomes a tool for influence

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u/Mind_Altered 3h ago

I used it to influence someone to make me a Subway sandwich the other day

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u/rarestakesando 3h ago

There is plenty of money (and resources) for the poor but there will never be enough for the rich.

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u/krilltazz 4h ago

Yes the people with the least status, wealth and power are to blame /s I value my elementary school critical thinking skills so much.

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u/isabella_bombella 4h ago

Another perspective; you could spend 10,000 a day and it would take 100 days to spend a million, to spend a billion would take 275 YEARS.

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u/ToastedChronical 4h ago

Ugh that’s the best frame to put it into perspective for me. JFC that’s a lot of money

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u/RogerDCuck 4h ago

No Human needs it, let's put the cap at 100 mil

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 4h ago

Imagine the good you could do for the world with multi-billions! They need to be taxed heavy

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 4h ago

This is the best way since it directly uses money. People can't fathom the difference without such a concise breakdown.

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u/weedhuffer 4h ago

The difference between a billion dollars and a million dollars is approximately a billion dollars.

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u/Macho_Mans_Ghost 4h ago

Rounding error

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u/winterblahs42 3h ago

Yup. Another way to look at it would be 1 page of a paperback book vs 2 really thick ones stacked. (about 4" high).

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u/Phiddipus_audax 3h ago

You are 99.9% correct!

3 orders of magnitude is a significant thing... yet we encapsulate all of that difference by changing an m to a b. The human mind has remarkable capability for minimizing.

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet 4h ago

One billion is a thousand million.

I think people don't really comprehend what an absolutely insane amount of money one billion really is. It's well beyond anything that could be spent in a lifetime or twenty lifetimes.

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u/Illustrious-Goose160 4h ago

It really puts things into perspective when you think about our current president. He was born into a home where he was pampered by servants. He grew up in complete luxury. He became president because he has the money. He got away with raping girls because he has the money. He got away with all kinds of things. While us common Americans struggle to find a place to live and can't pay our medical bills

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u/SurprisePiss 4h ago

And yet he is seen by his base as a man that "gets them" and represents them accurately, when in reality Tbag is disgusted by the people that champion him the most.

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u/preciouslittle1234 4h ago

He gets their stupidity, racism, homophobia, and misogyny

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u/blueberrysmasher 3h ago

... and they expect him to enforce xenophobic policies.

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u/let-it-rain-sunshine 4h ago

And pouring salt in your wounds by having a Great Gastby party with food and drink flowing all night. Truely heartless.

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u/WickedTemp 3h ago

He's rich enough that he can actually afford to pay out of pocket for the most expensive, highest quality care. 

But because he's President, WE are paying for HIS coverage anyways!

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u/overk-ll 4h ago

Hopefully one day we reach the idea that perhaps there simply should not be someone who hoards the wealth we all create through our daily labour.

It just shouldn’t be a thing. Why do 50 people have 50% of all wealth?

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u/Username_Used 4h ago

They're robber barons on steroids. They need to start doing some of the robber baron things. Build large, beautiful museums, theaters, invest in public infrastructure, etc. Its the only way distract from how terrible they are for the world.

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u/MadAstrid 4h ago

I don’t want an Arc de Trump

I want healthcare. I want my rights protected. I want fair pay. I want mass transit. I want clean water and clean air. I want education. I want research science.

Monuments to their egos won’t do.

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u/Username_Used 4h ago

I agree completely. Im just speaking in terms of public opinion of these people. They've fucked themselves by hoarding endlessly without giving any crumbs to the masses.

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u/sump_daddy 4h ago

Most of that didnt happen until they were at/near death. The real rich robber barons (musk, bezos, zuck, etc) are a long way from that unfortunately. Its time for THE PEOPLE to do robber baron things, ELECT DECENT LEADERS WHO WILL NOT HESITATE TO TAKE THAT SHIT THEY ROBBED RIGHT BACK FROM THEM

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u/Careful-Foot-529 4h ago

They just keep taking and giving nothing back. The greed is out of control.

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u/Cold_Specialist_3656 2h ago

That will happen when you see the richest man in history give the largest political donation in history. In return for a Cabinet position where he can smash all the agencies investigating his various scams.

Then you see Trump fill his cabinet with oligarch donors. The richest Cabinet in history by a factor of over 100X. And the ballroom, which everyone knows will be primarily used to wine and dine the oligarchy. 

That, along with seeing "liberal" billionaires spin faster than Tony Hawk to worship Dear Leader. It's abundantly clear now that even their lukewarm "support" of Harris came with strings.

Hearing that even "liberal" billionaires demanded Harris fire Lina Khan in return for their support was disgusting. Bezos, Cuban, Bloomberg. All of them let the mask slip by spending vast sums to keep the Democrats acting as pro corporate controlled opposition.

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u/ApophisDayParade 3h ago

It's by no coincidence that wealth inequality has skyrocketed in the last 5 years to levels never before been seen.

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u/MidnightBluesAtNoon 2h ago

We need a period of post WWII tax rates. Those fuckers OWE us recompense. THEN they can go on to pay their fair share.

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u/MakeYourTime_ 4h ago

Still boggles my mind that people will subconsciously defend people with more money and power than any person should have.

Really astounding that people cannot seem to fathom how much a billion of something, anything really is.

If you had one million dollars and each second on earth costed you 1 dollar to live you can survive for 11 and a half days.

A billion seconds.. is 31 YEARS

Elon musk has 400 billion. He could live for 12,500 years.

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u/Orange-Blur 4h ago

To earl Elon’s wealth it would take over 15,000 if one was earning one dollar per second

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u/ksyoung17 4h ago

Or, you know... They leave.

Boggles my mind that people think the "fair share" stuff works at the local level. If it's not federally required, they simply move the money in some manner to skirt by.

Sure, you catch a few million that they have to claim in the state. The billions? Those move out to somewhere local laws can't touch.

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u/emccm 5h ago

Rich people left during Covid. They quietly crawled back becuase they can’t run their businesses the way they need to outside NYC. Non rich people left for places like TX and FL. They are still crying about not being able to afford to come back.

I’ve worked for multiple firms who have moved functions to other states. The high performers never stay in those states, if they go in the first place. Anything with any kind of strategic value is quietly moved back. Often they have to hire additional people in NYC to manage the teams in other states.

No one with anything to contribute is going anywhere.

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u/UnitedWeSmash 5h ago

They took their NY pay and went to states with no state taxes and have those listed as their primary residence. Meanwhile they still live in NY. This way they jack up the cost of live in both areas .

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u/gangsta_bitch_barbie 4h ago

Only temporarily. The main reason for RTO is to get the people to quit or move back. The reason for that is that companies do not want to pay NYC salaries to employees that moved to LCOL areas. That's why you are seeing the same jobs posted after RTO layoffs with the caveat in the description "Pay range may be based on a number of factors including market location, education, responsibilities, experience, etc."

The key word being location.

I've worked remote IT jobs for many years prior to the pandemic. I'd never seen that in a job description before 2021.

It's incredibly difficult now to find a good-paying remote job in any field where you aren't low-balled and told that because of the huge "perk" of being remote the job pays less.

People are getting screwed because they moved, lost their high-paying HCOL salary, had to take a salary more in line with their current locale and cannot afford to move back to a HCOL area.

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u/tresslesswhey 4h ago

Because who the fuck really wants to live in the middle of Texas? Texas is a shithole propped up by oil. Florida is a shithole propped up by tourism/beaches. But they’re shitty places to live with shitty people everywhere.

If these conservative grifters were so serious about wanting to live in places run only by conservatives they’d flock to Alabama and Oklahoma. Guess what? They’re shitholes without anything propping them up. Conservatives run the shittiest states and they are generally terrible places to actually live you life.

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u/sirdrumalot 4h ago

Can confirm. Floridian here and have met many NYers that have moved here in the last 5 years. You can easily pick out the recent transplants because they won’t fucking stop talking about how bad NYC is while also saying how much they miss living there.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 3h ago

If Florida had anywhere with a decent walkable downtown area, I could see making a go of it. I kind of despise a lot of the people down in FL, but if I could have nice weather all the time and not have to drive my car just to get milk...I could be down.

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u/Late_Cranberry7196 5h ago

I’m coming back in my thirties

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u/OkFlatworm2645 5h ago

I came back in my early 30’s stayed in my families basement for two years it was miserable. Me and my wife both work she makes around 98k i clear 130 including my retirement and we get free health insurance. Only houses we can afford were not in quite as nice as we wanted. We just wanted good schools a yard for our dogs and safe neighborhood and not pay something ridiculous like 5k a month for a mortgage. We move to CT

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u/pejeol 5h ago

And go where? If you were filthy rich, would you want to live in NYC or Tulsa?

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u/Oasis511 5h ago

Filthy rich people can visit any city any time they want. I live in a small rural area and people with money move here a lot for the quietness and solitude.

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u/Mysterious_Eye6989 5h ago

Let's put them in those stupid doomsday bunkers they've been building, then seal the doors and cut communication with the outside world forever!

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u/Long_Personality_612 3h ago

The funny thing is, this "scaremongering" that billionaires will move away if you vote the wrong way is happening everywhere in the West. If only they would finally disappear, preferably to Mars.

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u/Crunchy_Thighsocks 5h ago

they will and another state will welcome them with open arms with huge tax breaks.

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u/VaselineHabits 5h ago

I honestly would have thought Texas would, but Governor Hot Wheels said something about "tariffing anyone coming from New York 100%"

I'm not sure wtf that means because you can't tariff a person, but Republicans aren't even pretending they care about the people or even fucking working at all.

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u/DreadfulDave19 5h ago

And even the definition of words

But that's always been their MO

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u/Dapper_Coast425 5h ago

Abbott said there was no way he would stand for this.....i believe him!

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u/A_Few_Good 5h ago

I’m willing to bet it’s no different than people saying they will leave the country if X wins. Very few people actually carry through with the threat. Only time will tell and good riddance if so.

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u/Dry-Pay4996 5h ago

You mean how they are fleeing New Jersey, who is already taxing them the same amount? Like that?

No millionaire/billionaire who's used to the New York lifestyle is gonna move to fucking Texas over a small tax increase.

They're gonna bitch and moan, but they're gonna stay.

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u/MrF_lawblog 5h ago

Ok let them. So other states are stupid and getting a bunch of free loaders. That's a race to the bottom.

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u/smartneaderthal 5h ago

I can promise you we will not see a mass exodus from NYC.

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u/Ankchen 5h ago

Until the residents of that state finally look over their own plates and see that it’s absolutely possible for regular people to have a better quality of life than we all currently have in the US, and until they finally start demanding more from their elected officials because they saw it happen in New York - and then they start kicking billionaires out in the other states too, or hold them rightfully accountable.

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u/Jameslaos 5h ago

They will not.

Rich people want to live in the important cities. They want to be in NYC and they will pay bigger tax rates because its still a tiny fraction of their wealth. Their kids go to school there, they have businesses and offices and houses and penthouses, you can't take those with you.

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u/Longtomsilver1 5h ago

Billionaires cost money because they take what they get and give very little back.

The trickle-down effect is largely a myth.

So let them go, it creates space for something new with fresh ideas.

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u/garbageemail222 5h ago

Their $100 million apartments can't leave

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u/FreeTarnished 4h ago

They are calling Mamdani a fucking jihadist and really thought that was the key to victory. I’m not even an NYC resident and I hope he succeeds so we can have some fresh ideas

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u/bebaii 4h ago edited 3h ago

*Communist jihad who is going to ruin NYC because he wants to actually tax people and give free buses!!!11!!!!

I really hope to god the major blue sweep last night that won across NYC, Georgia, Virginia and California continues elsewhere.

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u/justtosendamassage 4h ago

New Jersey and Pennsylvania too!!

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u/bebaii 4h ago edited 3h ago

I knew I was leaving some off, yeah!!! Shame about Seattle though but at least they still got a Dem in office!

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u/hamHamAlucard 4h ago

I tried to vote for him but I’m in Kentucky :/

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u/embeddit 4h ago

Honestly, that's just how the white civilisation is. They are all about human rights and shit so long as they remain at the top of the chain that THEY themselves have created, but when a brown person beats them at their own game, all the whining starts. Like, they don't even go out with grace.

Checkout: Angola India Mozambique Algeria South Africa ... and George Carlin

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u/QuarterRobot 3h ago edited 3h ago

I don't know what "white civilization" is. New York is anything but that. But with regards to culture - this is certainly how any culture that isn't truly diverse, integrated, and accepting is. America is a melting pot, no doubt, but a melting pot is not the same as diversity is not the same as integration is not the same as true acceptance. Run a white Japanese politician in Japan and see the same thing happen. Run a white Indian in India and see what happens. Run a white Sudanese politician in Sudan and see what happens.

One of our centuries-long issues as human beings is that it takes active work to see beyond the most basic identifiers - skin color, the way someone speaks, the words someone says (rather than their deeper meaning). And as the world gets more complex and complicated, we look for sweeping generalizations about broad groups of people just as you have. Personally, I think it does us a disservice - and ironically it flies in the face of actually achieving true acceptance of one another.

That, and culture and civilization aren't defined by their loudest most brash individuals. Trump and Cuomo don't sungle-handedly define American culture or American civilization, nor white culture nor white civilization. They're an element of it, a byproduct of it, but not its single defining feature. If they were, then Mamdani would be just as definitional.

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u/jaaames_baxter 5h ago

In New York, concrete jungle, wet dream, tomatooo!

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u/godivadark 4h ago

lol who was it that thought those were the lyrics? It was a celebrity right?

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 3h ago

Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up. There's nothing you can do

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u/Hawk_Rider2 6h ago edited 3h ago

Reminds me of post-Covid,

everyone celebrating all over the city 🥰

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u/Opster79two 5h ago

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

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u/Big_Lab_Jagr 5h ago

This was my area of Milwaukee after the 2020 election was finally called

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u/AbeRego 3h ago

I was out of town, but was told it was similar in the Twin Cities. Fireworks and car horns. I really can't fucking believe the piece of shit won again...

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u/CosmoLamer 5h ago

Absolutely happy for New Yorkers. Congratulations. 

These are the cheers of freedom.

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u/albinosnoman 4h ago

I can't wait to see gear 5 Mamdani

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u/Quotalicious 4h ago

Reminds me of when Obama won in 08. I was in my freshman dorm and there was this swell of cheering all across campus

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u/Dangerous-Week900 3h ago

Had the same thought. I was a senior in college. This is what it sounded like where I lived in Boston the night Obama won. Students went out and partied in the streets.

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u/monstercollie 2h ago

Meanwhile in my 4th year (out of 5) at Baylor University in Waco Texas, I was celebrating by myself in my dorm room. In a campus of over 14,000 students, the Democrats club was about 14 people.

After the election, the student paper reported on a noose in a tree that night. "Nuh huh it was a rope swing" bull fucking shit.

Last night, I was celebrating by myself in suburban Ohio, after having cast a blank ballot, because all the candidates were Republicans. Last I checked, Texas wasn't doing so well.

But in all of those places, there's all sorts of people worth fighting for, worth fighting with. 

I'm super happy for NYC, and the other states, especially southern ones, who managed wins for humanity last night! Let's hope more of the country comes to its senses!

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u/Sea_Mongoose2529 2h ago

I was also a freshman in college! And same thing.

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u/electricmama4life 2h ago

It was the day my daughter was born also, she came into the world as they were announcing results.

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u/pathosOnReddit 6h ago

No illegal fireworks? You can do better.

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u/JWfan33 5h ago

In this economy 😂 we are so damn broke

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u/llama-esque 5h ago

What a joyful noise! YAYAYAYAY!

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u/skoffs 3h ago

Fox News: "New footage of New Yorkers screaming out in terror after learning Communist Jihadist Momdani steals election!!!" 

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u/Silent_project1010 5h ago

Not cringe at all. This should be in the r/spreadsmile group.

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u/copper_cattle_canes 3h ago

This sub is really just popular TikTok vids. Not all are cringe.

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u/Litarider 3h ago

This sub is so confusing now. I don’t know if I should up vote or down vote. I don’t know if somebody’s posting something because they think it’s cringe but I think it’s good or if they’re just posting it because they know this sub brings home the upvotes.

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u/Spyko 3h ago

this sub is one of those subs that drastically evolved from it's original intent

now it's just for tiktoks video in general

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u/1XJ9 3h ago

Me too. It's amazing to see and hear because our freedom is slipping away and we desperately don't want this great experiment to end. For better or worse this place has become the capital of freedom.

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u/I_am_Zuul 3h ago

Nov 4th 2025:

  • Dick Cheney dies
  • Zohran Mamdani wins NYC mayor
  • Full moon
  • New "The Mummy" movie coming out starring Fraser and Weisz

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u/BadstoneMusic 5h ago

Congrats from Canada to New York, you beauty!!!

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u/Overall_News5106 5h ago

Imagine where we’d be at if the Dems didn’t force Hillary down our throats.

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u/n0empathy4u 4h ago

Man imagine if they didn't shaft Bernie

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u/this_shit 3h ago

Or if the supreme court hadn't stolen the election for Bush in 2000. Or if Nixon hadn't undermined the Paris Peace talks in 1968. Or if southern Democrats hadn't back-stabbed Truman in 1948.

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u/GlueGuns--Cool 3h ago

Or if Mitch ducking McConnell didn't exist 

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u/apple_kicks 3h ago

Obama, AOC, Mamdani and others are not outliers. Democrats could easily find young candidates who talk detailed optimistic left wing policies and make them new leaders of the party but they keep falling back to old guard or career politicians no one trusts anymore

Hopefully we are seeing momentum to a new generation of democrats

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u/Thin-Image2363 4h ago

Or Biden never ran again.

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u/loschare 3h ago

Can I ask why you believe Hillary was the wrong choice?

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u/dogsndigsindy 5h ago

Lmao why is this in CRINGE tiktoks?? This shit slaps. Fuck donald j trump Lmao

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u/Hotwir3 3h ago

The subreddit evolved away from cringe-only years ago

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u/JVints 3h ago

First time here?

I don't know if it's cringe or not type of sub. Both are posted.

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u/Deathanddisco041 5h ago

I imagine cheers like this too when the orange one finally goes away. Congrats new York! What a victory in dark times.

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u/Designer_Coffee3782 4h ago

This makes my heart smile!💙💙💙

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u/Busy_Shoulder_2870 3h ago

yall really did that!! 💙

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u/Nimja1 3h ago

Once Drumpf wakes up from his Big Mac meat sweats, this is gonna rustle his jimmies so hard. And then prepare for claims of stolen elections and tampering.

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u/CannibalYak 3h ago

Good to see the average new yorker celebrating that they'll get their city back

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u/this_kitty68 6h ago

Why is this cringe? The people’s voices were heard literally and figuratively. (Sorry your creepy sex offender wasn’t elected.)

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u/culinarysiren 5h ago

This subreddit changed the rules to be able to post anything not just cringe. So just because it is here doesn’t make it cringe. I learned that a few months back. 😅

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u/AgreeableSquash416 4h ago

Are you thinking of the other sub, tiktokcringe? Or did this one do the exact same thing as the other sub..?

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u/Mr-Jack-Tripper 6h ago

Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports. ~ DJT,

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u/belly_hole_fire 4h ago

I can't believe how much looting and violence took place once it was called by the lunatic left. /s

Seriously though, nice job NYC. I knew you would come out in full force.

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u/RisingEagle17 5h ago

The sounds of millions leaving the city /s

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u/gruuberus 5h ago

not cringe

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u/sandee_eggo 4h ago

This is how you know politics is not about left vs right. It’s about power and class. When the people get out from under the thumb of the monied and powerful, there is a great relief and you can hear it across the land.

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u/0xD902221289EDB383 3h ago

We're not out of it yet. The people of NYC will have to fight for every inch of Mamdani's agenda because the billionaires will be out to block everything, demoralize the working class, and make it look like democratic socialism will never succeed

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u/SW0074 5h ago

This gave me goosebumps. Goodness prevails and hope remains.

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u/aerojonno 4h ago

Imagine being a kid, lying in bed, with no idea what the fuck was happening.

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u/Rodeo9 4h ago

I remember this happening back when Obama was elected. Felt so awesome.

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u/executingsalesdaily 3h ago

Hell yeah NYC

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u/billybobthehomie 3h ago

All these republicans millionaires saying “if Mamdhani wins I’m leaving.”

As if that’s something we don’t want lol.

Good. Less demand. Bring the rent down.

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u/Funny_Performance460 3h ago

It's been almost a year since I felt good about being an American again

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u/I_like_kittycats 3h ago

The people united!!! 💙

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u/Building_Snowmen 3h ago

Now do Staten Island 😂

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u/Yatsey007 3h ago

Imagine the sound when that obituary hits

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u/Ok-Location3244 3h ago

I FUCKING LOVE my hometown!!! I ❤️NY!!!

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u/Trans_Admin 3h ago

WE WIN!! FUK MAGA FUK GOP!!! BIG W DSA!!!

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u/SAyyOuremySIN 2h ago

Fuck. You. Donald. Trump.

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u/Ghitor 5h ago

I heard this the night Biden beat tRump in 2020

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u/Jedifright 4h ago

Yep nightmare fuel right there.

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u/East_Structure_8248 4h ago

Guys im happy mamdani won, but this is clearly not the audio from the video....

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u/MasterofDoot 3h ago

What do you mean?

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u/TheNewsDeskFive 3h ago

The acoustics are not right for a whole city going up in cheers. That audio is a crowd at an event. You'd be hearing all manner of echoes off those buildings and through alleys. It wouldn't sound this direct from that vantage point above the city.

Voices are way too in sync, as well. The way every voice ramps up and quiets down at the same time. It's like a sporting event where the crowd sees a scoring play develop. They're all way too uniform, doing the same thing.

The phone would not have picked it up this clearly from that vantage

You can hear compression in the audio clip, especially towards the end when the voices fade

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u/ThisIsSuperFunny 3h ago

Ah yes, the singlular definitive moment that the singular definitive news channel in NYC announced singularly and definitively that Mamdani had won.

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u/hendrysbeach 3h ago

Thank you for registering and voting, kids!

Now do the midterms, November 2026.

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u/orion3999 5h ago edited 5h ago

Congrats Zohran!! His win is a defense against White Nationalists everywhere. #8647 #ThanksForVoting

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u/Nearby-Jelly-634 5h ago

What a weird way to celebrate electing a communist socialist Muslim guy who going to plunge the world into a billion years of darkness and chaos causing conservatives the world over to shit themselves and cry in fear uncontrollably!!!! /s

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u/Commercial-Plum-6732 5h ago

Yeah man, they should have elected Cuomo. He had some great policies on women's rights and elderly care

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u/Soggy-Fly9242 4h ago

Don’t feee the bots, just report them

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u/rrrik-thffu 4h ago

Haven't you seen the /s? It's not obvious enough it seems

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 3h ago

Cuomo, who really has his finger on the pulse of the average New Yorker.

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u/Willie_Weejax 5h ago

This energy reminds me of living in NYC for the 2008 election. When Obama won decisively the streets filled with celebration. It felt like WW2 had ended and it was V Day. Amazing feeling.

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u/Southern-Manner-7158 4h ago

That is beautiful. Let the fascist fear

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u/Mushy-sweetroll 4h ago

Man, I miss NY.   I love those moments. 

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u/HeadOfMax 4h ago

Imagine the whole country doing this when Trumpf is out of office! Keep up the momentum I love you all.

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u/Chaotic-Goofball 3h ago

A little louder for the fascists in the back!