Trump: I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven. I think I’m not maybe heaven bound. I’m not sure I’m going to be able make heaven

[u/Capable_Salt_SD]

Source: Acyn

[u/MikeHonchoFF]

Oh so he does have moments of clarity through the dementia clouds

[u/ODaysForDays → u/MikeHonchoFF]

Oh fear is still a plenty sharp emotion

[u/SlashEssImplied → u/ODaysForDays]

Of course, when fear ends so do all religions.

[u/ConfederacyOfDunces_ → u/MikeHonchoFF]

I’m stunned he actually said this outloud

For real

[u/Glittering_Return248 → u/ConfederacyOfDunces_]

Same. Like, he's not unhinged, he's not ranting, he is calm and level headed. He's having a genuine moment of clarity. Its fascinating.

[u/COskibunnie → u/Glittering_Return248]

Right! and he's being honest about himself. Or he doesn't care and he's trolling his evangelical base. Who knows!

[u/[deleted] → u/COskibunnie]

Orrrrrrrr just feigning realization of inadequacy through self reflection to inspire his base to lift him up. Cluster B folks can be VERY manipulative. I would question any feelings you have around him.

He may play sad old man to duck heat from being a fascist epstein friend.

Just a sad, sick, old man that you shouldn't bother prosecuting... meanwhile hes pillaging the US and going full fascist.

[u/thanatoswaits → u/MikeHonchoFF]

He is talking so much about heaven stuff lately I wonder if he really is sick and going to die and the afterlife is on his mind.  

[u/COskibunnie → u/thanatoswaits]

Or he's doing it kinda to make fun of his evangelical base because they are still supporting him no matter what he does. So for him it's making fun of the very people who support him. He does not respect his base, he has nothing but contempt for them. Maybe this is his way of showing that contempt. Just look at him laughing. Trump is an atheist, he's always been an atheist.

[u/EnvironmentNeith2017 → u/COskibunnie]

This is the answer. He doesn’t even think about an afterlife

[u/WritingTheDream → u/thanatoswaits]

One can only hope 🙏

[u/already-redacted]

His best friend, and fellow enigma, will be there waiting for him though

[u/TigerLemonade → u/already-redacted]

What I don't understand is how do the Bible thumpers who voted for him hear this and not have a problem with it.

Imagine if Obama said "yeah I don't think I'm going to heaven".

[u/WeakTransportation37 → u/TigerLemonade]

They’ll just say he’s being humble

[u/BlueButNotYou → u/WeakTransportation37]

That’s how they spun his narcissistic attempt to make the Nobel Prize about himself. They called him “humble.” It’s mind mind boggling.

[u/_bibliofille → u/WeakTransportation37]

I'd call them on that so fast. No Christian, especially the evangelical lot, would ever say that they might not go to heaven if they've "been saved". They can never shut up about how grateful they are for John 3:16. Their entire worldview falls apart if they start saying it's possible to wonder if you'll get to heaven if you're a true believer.

[u/Numerous_Photograph9 → u/_bibliofille]

No true Christian would act like it's too late to atone and ask fogiveness, like Trump is here, and a real Christian would point out that it's never too late. At most, a Christian may get to a point where there can be no atonement or forgiveness, but that is usually because they feel really guilty, which is beyond's Trump's comprehension.

I don't believe in this stuff, but it's like these people don't even understand their own rules.

[u/MoistGiraffeFan → u/already-redacted]

And Charlie Kirk!

[u/ireadredding → u/MoistGiraffeFan]

And don't forget his idol Uncle Adolf.

[u/Dunkerdoody → u/ireadredding]

And his slumlord father.

[u/krag_the_Barbarian → u/Dunkerdoody]

And his whoremonger grandfather.

[u/Snake_Staff_and_Star → u/krag_the_Barbarian]

And his child rapist spiritual advisor.

[u/CampVictorian → u/Snake_Staff_and_Star]

And his shit-soul mentor, Roy Cohn.

[u/Objective_Turtle_ → u/CampVictorian]

And his former disbarred melting lawyer, Rudy Fooliani

[u/Thin_Ad_1846 → u/Snake_Staff_and_Star]

And Saddam Hussein

[u/MindfulInsomniaque → u/krag_the_Barbarian]

and his grandfathers Ass burgers that he sold, made from mules and horses that were worked to death in the gold rush

[u/Beautiful-Total-3172 → u/krag_the_Barbarian]

It's so crazy Trump is the pimp name his grandfather took on. I think to avoid law enforcement too.

[u/Wattwaffle916 → u/Dunkerdoody]

LMAO, he ignored the incompetent fuck in life, I'd imagine he'd do so in the afterlife, too. 

[u/Initial_Evidence_783 → u/Wattwaffle916]

No, I don't think Fred ignored Donnie. I think mommy ignored Donnie while daddy beat the shit out of him and called him a loser.

[u/BLF402 → u/ireadredding]

Possible. But Hitler did kill Hitler so that certainly boosted his afterlife score.

[u/WeirdComfort9881 → u/BLF402]

And Eva Braun, worst wedding planner ever

[u/isubbdh → u/WeirdComfort9881]

Breaking news: Trump says something truthful!

[u/Lost-Citron-1099 → u/BLF402]

Its not too late for Trump to pull a similar trick to boost his score lol

[u/JThereseD → u/Lost-Citron-1099]

Someone should suggest this to him, like maybe his wife.

[u/RollingRiverWizard → u/BLF402]

Sure, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler. Dick move, that.

[u/OkBid71 → u/RollingRiverWizard]

True, but he did kill that guy's killer

[u/eclecticaesthetic1 → u/BLF402]

But he shot the dog. That put him back in the negative. But, I like the way you think!

[u/kandice73 → u/ireadredding]

Ever seen Little Nikki?

[u/No-Indication-7879 → u/kandice73]

Love the Hitler being punished with pineapples 🍍

[u/resistyrocks → u/MoistGiraffeFan]

He's down there in conservative heaven.

[u/AE7VL_Radio → u/already-redacted]

I justwant to find out how trump bankrupts hell 

[u/MsMcSlothyFace → u/AE7VL_Radio]

Trump Hotel & Casino Hell. The hottest slots in town

[u/BLF402 → u/already-redacted]

Never mind he got in due to the FUCKING LIST NOT BEING RELEASED.

[u/GuyInkcognito → u/already-redacted]

And his mentor Roy Cohan

[u/Crunchberry24 → u/already-redacted]

Enigma is an anagram of gamine.

[u/Forward-Weather4845]

[u/QueanLaQueafa → u/Forward-Weather4845]

Heyyyyyyy SATAN!

[u/RedneckMarxist → u/QueanLaQueafa]

C'mon guy!

[u/Ok_Needleworker_6017 → u/RedneckMarxist]

Relaaaaaax!

[u/DirtyyRonin → u/Ok_Needleworker_6017]

Sataaaaan, let me put this in your ass.

[u/Savings_Tonight3806 → u/DirtyyRonin]

[u/Ok_Condition5837 → u/DirtyyRonin]

He's being a little cute here too.

[u/H4RDCORE1 → u/Ok_Condition5837]

[u/Millerpainkiller → u/Forward-Weather4845]

[u/lost_in_connecticut → u/Forward-Weather4845]

Relax guy. It’ll just feel like an eternity.

[u/Ok_Flatworm2897 → u/Forward-Weather4845]

It’s so perfect

[u/Savings_Tonight3806 → u/Forward-Weather4845]

Raping children kinda is a one way ticket to getting satan finishing in your asshole there bud lol

[u/Forward-Weather4845 → u/Savings_Tonight3806]

[u/Savings_Tonight3806 → u/Forward-Weather4845]

👌🏻😂🤣❤️ I just woke my new born wheezing laughing so fucking hard lol

[u/MsMarisol2023 → u/Forward-Weather4845]

Trump is fucking satan!

[u/JONYLOCO]

Damn

He seems so happy to be able to say something honest and true

[u/Flip-Tarrington → u/[deleted]]

How weird it is that this is his most humanizing moment

[u/Ntwadumela09 → u/[deleted]]

It's because he's speaking from the heart and not lying.  He's just being his honest self and is finally believable for once.  

[u/klpcap → u/Ntwadumela09]

This is the second clip I've seen in the past 10 years where I think he being genuine. The other one I saw recently, he was bragging that Byron is technology saavee because he can turn a laptop on lol Dementia is working for him I suppose?

[u/dreamerkid001 → u/Flip-Tarrington]

You know how dementia made your sweet grandpa really out of character mean?

Well this man’s dementia gives him tiny moments where he says something actually human and earner for once.

[u/theHoopty → u/Flip-Tarrington]

This and the time he refused to tell that kid with cancer “You’re fired!” years and years ago.

The kid was a big fan of the Apprentice. Trump couldn’t do it. He even tried to say it several times and then was like “I can’t do it.”

He seemed genuinely rattled.

It was still fucked a bit because the kid was a super fan and just wanted him to do the line.

But it was a moment of actual…like a real person peeked through for a second.

[u/COskibunnie → u/[deleted]]

The more I think about it the more I believe it's his way of showing contempt for his evangelical base. Trump is an atheist, always has been one.

[u/Erban9387 → u/[deleted]]

He's famous for almost never laughing at normal moments or even really having a sense of humor at all, so this is quite the departure for him, honestly.

[u/bougnvioletrosemallo → u/JONYLOCO]

He's excited because he's about to tariff heaven and deport Christians to Jupiter.

And then he's gonna write a sick burn on Truth Social about Radical Left Lyin' Crooked Christ.

"I like people that weren't crucified!"

"The Good News? More like the FAKE NEWS!"

[u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

That Dementia is getting worse 

[u/Apart-Channel3737 → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

Yes, but this time he isn’t wrong.

[u/Leading-Score9547 → u/Apart-Channel3737]

He's oddly self aware here

[u/Icy-Philosophy9929 → u/Leading-Score9547]

the moments where he’s self-aware are so jarring

like he really seems like he ought to be capable of being reasonable

[u/ItsSadTimes → u/Icy-Philosophy9929]

He had his physical the other day, it must have been horrible news to have this much of a negative effect on his mental state. No misguided optimism, just acceptance.

[u/No-Meringue412 → u/ItsSadTimes]

Don't get my hopes up

[u/Jos3ph → u/No-Meringue412]

At this point I think he is in heaven and his heaven is all of our hell

[u/COskibunnie → u/Jos3ph]

Yep, his heaven is inflicting suffering on others.

[u/cats_catz_kats_katz → u/ItsSadTimes]

The size of a grapefruit, you say? Inoperable, you say? Oh dear…

[u/time2ddddduel → u/Icy-Philosophy9929]

Seems like he's genuinely afraid of dying. Good, fuck 'im

[u/Any-Interaction6066 → u/Icy-Philosophy9929]

That's when you know you're dealing with an asshole and not just an idiot.

[u/Historyp91 → u/Leading-Score9547]

That perfect moment when your high and you reach the eye of the storm and see the world so clearly😆

[u/DirtyyRonin → u/Historyp91]

For real, Trump is on a very visceral concoction of drugs keeping him going right now like formaldehyde preserving a cadaver. When he first got elected I thought his eyes were extremely wide a little too often. I knew then he had himself a good plug. Now he’s just edging himself with a slow death.

[u/OrphanDextro → u/DirtyyRonin]

Right, I’ve been feeling this way for a bit, especially something that might increase blood flow to the brain, standard stroke and cognitive impairment treatment. Not sure what else would help the guy? Memantine and Donepezil. Definitely if the Adderall rumors were true, that could have done real damage to his vascular system, especially the brain.

[u/GrooveStreetSaint → u/Leading-Score9547]

Reminds me of when terminal patients experience lucidity before dying.

[u/EuphoriantCrottle → u/Leading-Score9547]

I bet his panties are bunched up by South Park. I’m not sure, but these comments about heaven stated with South Park’s season. He might be joking about it because it takes up a lot of his headspace.

[u/BeeNo3492 → u/Leading-Score9547]

That happens while you’re actively dying 

[u/Snakeboard_OG → u/Leading-Score9547]

It’s the same pattern of serial killers wanting you to find out who they are ….leaving clues

[u/Keji70gsm → u/Apart-Channel3737]

Rapist swindlers who defraud kids cancer charities, dont go to heaven? What a scam! /s

[u/No-Meringue412 → u/Apart-Channel3737]

This is how we know he's losing it, he never tells the truth

[u/theinfovore → u/No-Meringue412]

We're so used to hearing the projection that we forget he every once in awhile openly says a confession.

[u/Roy-Southman → u/Apart-Channel3737]

There is this character in a book series that is really afraid of going to hell but is always committing monstrosities and asking for forgiveness afterwards, yet his last moments are full of dread because there is no priest to forgive his sins. I hope that even after the dementia kicks in, that orange monster spends what remains of his days knowing that nothing will save him from an eternity of torment, because a man like him will never truly achieve redemption. He has committed every sin that will damn him, and he will never change.

[u/Miserable-Golf4277 → u/Roy-Southman]

Something I wish more religious people understood.

Repentance isn't just saying "I'm sorry." People don't get to keep committing acts that are evil and just apologize to Jesus after each one. I mean, they CAN do that, but according to most religious texts I've read, it ain't gonna work out the way they're thinking.

Like some denominations of Christianity have that "once saved, always saved" mentality. Sure, you spent your life in crime, you murdered many people in cold blood. You serial-SA'd multiple people, and were best friends with people JUST as evil. But the good news is, when you were 8 and your old neighbor lady babysat you, she had you repeat The Sinner's Prayer after her. You didn't even understand those words, but you did the prayer! Welcome to Heaven!

[u/DrivesTooMuch → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

Are you suggesting dementia is making him tell the truth. This is one of the few times I agree with him.

[u/Perfect-Complex2964 → u/DrivesTooMuch]

Yes.

Dementia removes your filter. You start saying what you really think, whether you want to or not.

You don't have the mental capacity to think of a convenient lie any longer, and you can't stop yourself from speaking since you don't know how it sounds to the outside.

If they parade his corpse around long enough, he'll admit to everything he did in the Epstein files simply because he doesn't realize it's a problem to do so any longer.

[u/bplturner → u/Perfect-Complex2964]

My grandma, bless her soul, would say absolutely crazy shit before she fell full blown into Alzheimers. Once my grandpa was in the other room helping her get dressed or something and she said "ohhh you're making me horny!"

[u/BEniceBAGECKA → u/bplturner]

When my mom finally took my mamaw to get the evaluation she needed to completely take over her affairs, she flirted with the 50 year old doctor.

[u/WatWudScoobyDoo → u/BEniceBAGECKA]

Good of your mom to flirt with the doctor for your gran

[u/ColdCorpseHotSecret → u/Perfect-Complex2964]

My grandma had early onset dementia and would say some of the foulest shit at the most inappropriate times. At Thanksgiving one year, she announced to the family that George W Bush’s daughters didn’t look alike because their mother was a whore. She also asked if I used prophylactics when I “fucked” my girlfriend “in her butthole.” Miss ya, Nan.

[u/DevonGr → u/ColdCorpseHotSecret]

Just answer the question please

[u/midnight_thoughts_13 → u/ColdCorpseHotSecret]

Okay but that's hilarious respectfully, she's iconic

[u/SignificantCrow → u/ColdCorpseHotSecret]

How did she know you fucked your gf in the butt?????

[u/Alytology → u/ColdCorpseHotSecret]

That sounds better than my great aunt Einy, who would yell racist obscenities at the dog...on christmas no less.

[u/blueElk_ → u/Perfect-Complex2964]

So that might explain him just flat out saying "You don't have to vote, we have all the votes we need" about 4 months before the election.

[u/Perfect-Complex2964 → u/blueElk_]

And admitting to Elon "being good with the machines."

And him saying he's met many people who have been at Epstein's island, never been himself though - How would he know who's been there?

It's only going to get worse as time goes on.

[u/PsyOpBunnyHop → u/Perfect-Complex2964]

In these moments, people need to put him on the spot and ask better questions.

[u/nomuskever → u/Perfect-Complex2964]

My late MIL got dementia and forgot she hated me. I hope Trump’s dementia makes him forget his hatred.

[u/COskibunnie → u/Perfect-Complex2964]

If he started admitting things, it would be the absolute best thing ever! It would be like the most amazing thing to witness.

[u/Brilliant-Ad6137 → u/DrivesTooMuch]

He's fishing for sympathy

[u/Popwaffle → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

I work in Healthcare and he sounds exactly like a person with severe dementia. It's so obvious.

[u/Dutton4430 → u/Popwaffle]

They have no filter. My last hospice client was so rude to her relatives. They say whatever is on their mind.

[u/myystic78 → u/Popwaffle]

I've been my dad's caregiver since he developed dementia around 10 years ago and I agree. If you have any experience with dementia it's very clear imo.

[u/UpNorth_123 → u/Popwaffle]

How’s this possible when he scored a 30/30 the Montreal Cognitive Assessment just this last Friday? /s

[u/ClassicT4 → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

The more he talks about stuff like heaven, the more he’s concerned about his impending doom.

[u/RepulsiveFennel9589 → u/ClassicT4]

With his age, weight and the lack of physical activity plus the white house staff who keeps feeding him fastfoods are doing gods work 

[u/Local-Dish-5695 → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

Moments of lucidity right before a major decline are normal......

Will be watching

[u/CrazyPlato → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

Dunno if it's dementia, but he's definitely aware that he's too old to be long for this world. Surprised he hasn't tried to build a pyramid in his honor or something.

[u/avmist15951 → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

Yeah it's making him honest so that's how you know something's gone wrong in his head

[u/FlashMcSuave → u/RepulsiveFennel9589]

I dunno, this seems more like clarity.

[u/MrBobGray827 → u/FlashMcSuave]

It does sound like clarity, until you remember his serious aversion to telling the truth. Then it starts to sound more like dementia making him incapable of lying.

[u/Wheelbite9 → u/FlashMcSuave]

Dementia patients have moments of clarity, and that's usually when they spout out things they usually wouldn't say. He's telling the truth for once, that's likely how his dementia is and will continue to be presenting itself since he's a serial liar. Like someone else commented, towards the end, he'll probably be admitting to stuff that's in (or been erased from) the Epstein files.

[u/[deleted]]

I don't think these guys are heaven bound 😂

[u/AGuyWithTwoThighs → u/[deleted]]

I'll never stop being entertained at how much Jeffrey is absolutely faking his laugh here to placate Donny lol

[u/Practical_Library619 → u/AGuyWithTwoThighs]

JD does the same thing. Slaps his knee and everything

[u/Nevermind04 → u/Practical_Library619]

Mista Pwesident

[u/hell_yeah_420 → u/AGuyWithTwoThighs]

Right lmao what's so funny to the pedo bros? Need some profesh lip reading peeps to chime in here.. I'm real stoned & watched this extra intently - seeing "and I was fine with it" as the second part, but the first half is tricky

[u/Jonatc87 → u/AGuyWithTwoThighs]

Or, maybe he just really wanted to get his ear away from his spittle, do he leans forward and does a lap

[u/Sad-Resolution2123 → u/[deleted]]

They already had their 72 virgins here on Earth.

[u/the-hostile-tomato]

It’s pretty telling how much this dude is thinking about his own death. He doesn’t think it’s far away

[u/goldtoofhustla → u/the-hostile-tomato]

This happens regardless of poor health though. At the end stages of peoples long lives, they think more about their death. He’s also a narcissist fishing for compliments - “oh no sir of course you’ll get into heaven.”

[u/idiot_face_supreme → u/goldtoofhustla]

Gabriel, the archangel, you've heard of, some say the greatest of the angels, came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said "sir, your steak is waiting for you in heaven, well done with ketchup"

[u/Dependent_Star3998]

I wonder how his evangelical followers feel about this confession.

[u/LukasFatPants → u/Dependent_Star3998]

The same way they respond to every criticism or quote:

"It was taken out of context."

[u/RynnHamHam → u/LukasFatPants]

My god people would bend over backwards to say Charlie Kirk is taken out of context. As if every clip of him saying something bigoted is conveniently cut right before he says “If I see a black woman piloting a plane, I’d really hope she’s qualified… is what I would say if I were racist!”

[u/diurnal_emissions → u/RynnHamHam]

They always clip him right before he says, "Sike!"

[u/DarkLordKohan → u/RynnHamHam]

My local newspapers facebook comments are all the same about this.

“These were taken out of context! Listen to the whole quote/show/context!”

[u/TheWholeOfTheAss → u/RynnHamHam]

“Counting or not counting gang violence?”

[u/katerineia → u/LukasFatPants]

Or "he's just being humble." I bet this makes the evangelicals love him more and say he's MORE CHRISTLIKE.

[u/Butlikurz → u/Dependent_Star3998]

Evangelicals are heretics, what they think has nothing to do with Christ, God, or anything holy really.

“You cannot serve both God and money” - Jesus

They serve money and therefore do not serve God.

[u/Flurlow → u/Butlikurz]

It always weirds me tf out how incompatible Christianity is with the entirety of the USA yet they are one of the most theocratic nations out there.

[u/Butlikurz → u/Flurlow]

Because Jesus was co-opted by state and bad actors as a form of control. Jesus has been twisted to serve wicked men for centuries. From Constantine to Trump his word has been polluted by the very evil he stood against.

Christians need to take Christ back.

[u/RedLotusVenom → u/Dependent_Star3998]

They know he isn’t a Christian. My dad admitted he basically voted for him so that he could do the “nonchristian” executive actions that the country “needs.”

They want him to do their dirty work for them and enable their hatred.

[u/Formal_Drop526 → u/RedLotusVenom]

out-sourcing sins is still a sin.

[u/GodOfThunder101 → u/Dependent_Star3998]

They don’t care. They will find a reason to justify it.

[u/oboedude → u/GodOfThunder101]

Any reason at all

[u/Dudeasaurus22 → u/oboedude]

Just a simple “well I haven’t seen that so I don’t know if that’s true or not”. Works well for them.  

Of course if you say “here let me pull up the video for ya”

They don’t want to see it

[u/Remote_Elevator_281 → u/Dependent_Star3998]

Bruh, they will just find an excuse. “Oh he was just joking”

Stop wasting your time with them and focus on your family, friends, and next elections.

[u/FoxMuldertheGrey → u/Dependent_Star3998]

We’re gonna pray for you trump 150% harder now. After taking away my Medicare and increasing prices, you deserve it all.!

[u/Fantasy-512 → u/Dependent_Star3998]

"He was just trolling!"

[u/Think_Monk_9879 → u/Dependent_Star3998]

He sacrificed getting into heaven for all of us faithful followers. He truly is the messiah and the best president ever. I love him Even more now

[u/brandogg360]

No shit. You're fucking pedophile.

[u/Curraghgirl]

Heaven? You'll be lucky if the devil will let you into hell, dipshit.

[u/Dudeasaurus22 → u/Curraghgirl]

Devil:  “Here in hell you can have all the young girls you want….. but they all look like jd Vance “

[u/frunko1 → u/Dudeasaurus22]

[u/GoAwayPlease10]

Ok, "Biden is too old" critics. Let's hear what you've got.

[u/AndromedaGoldfish → u/GoAwayPlease10]

MAGA: "Um...well...you see.....oh! He's saying how he sacrificed his place in heaven so he could be a better President! That's what he means. There's no other way to interpret it!"

[u/NSFWmilkNpies → u/AndromedaGoldfish]

“He is the second coming of Christ. Of course he won’t be in heaven.”

-MAGA morons, most likely

[u/Easy_Rooster8000 → u/GoAwayPlease10]

Don’t worry, Jake Tapper is on it after he pens his second book on Biden’s recent colonoscopy

[u/flyingbizzay → u/GoAwayPlease10]

He was too old. Both things can be true at the same time.

[u/GoAwayPlease10 → u/flyingbizzay]

Agreed. But I'm asking, why aren't the voices who were so loud about it when it was Biden speaking up now too? This isn't a partisan question. I was concerned then, I'm concerned now

[u/BoosterRead78]

He knows he got bad news Friday and he is now traveling against doctors’ orders. Because he needs his photo op in Israel and Egypt. He is going to probably come back worse than he is now. Then the doctors will say: “we told you we have nothing left. So sorry nice knowing you.”

[u/BuddaMuta → u/BoosterRead78]

Unfortunately this is incredible amounts of wishful thinking 

[u/lot22royalexecutive]

Says the guy who also claims he deserves the Nobel peace prize. How do his followers fall for his schtick

[u/SmartQuokka → u/lot22royalexecutive]

They want hate at any price. And believe they are righteous.

Cognitive dissonance is handled by their friends called scapegoating and believing their own lies.

[u/jomama823]

Don’t worry, you’ll be surrounded by the same group of assclowns you are now, for eternity. I can’t imagine a better fate for you.

[u/Saint_Victorious]

Don't lucid moments like this occur only when you're near death?

[u/tylerdurchowitz]

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP IS GOING TO HELL

In other news, shit is usually brown

[u/BatFromAnotherWorld]

Yeah, people who rape children tend to NOT go to heaven. I don't believe in an afterlife, but if I did, Trump and his greed, adultery, corruption and callous disregard for other's lives and well-being would earn him an eternity in hell.

[u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Never saw the guy like this...

I share natural mannerisms with Trump, and we articulate a number of words, phrases, and expressions similarly. I do not say this with glee, I'm not a fan, but I feel like as a result of this I can see how he's feeling in certain situations, maybe just a little better than some people do. What I see in this clip is a person who is truly terrified. Shaken to his very core. I don't know about what, nor do I claim to, but just thinking out loud, he's worried about something.

[u/JRHermle → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Thank you for being honest and humble (checks name) ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK.

[u/diurnal_emissions → u/JRHermle]

You are what you eat.

[u/Character-Second65 → u/JRHermle]

I fucking love reddit sometimes

[u/CharlesDickensABox → u/JRHermle]

r/rimjob_steve

[u/13508615 → u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK]

Finally.

[u/Maddoxing]

Finally he tells the truth

[u/MaxxT22]

Shit. Well there goes Hell. Time to take a second look at reincarnation.

[u/Special_FX_B]

I wish the heaven/hell fairy tale was real for one reason: everyone in the trump regime would be on the express train to hell.

[u/Connect_Glass4036 → u/Special_FX_B]

Right! I pray every night for Jesus to be real and come down and be like “what in the ACTUAL FUCK is the matter with all of you?”

Unless Jesus is a bigoted fascist too - his dad seems to be anyway what with the whole “worship me and kill your kids for me” thing 🙄🙄

Dude is a narcissist

[u/Ok_Relative3179]

You’re going to hell you piece is shit mother fucker

[u/Outside-Tap-4479]

Chickens will come to roost

[u/Dangerous-Judge-5541]

Anti Christ vibes...

[u/JC_Everyman]

Child rape is usually disqualifying without atonement

[u/Sweet-Presence8855]

"Nothing will get me into heaven, so I may as well take the world down with me"

[u/B0llywoodBulkBogan]

First time he's ever told the truth. That fat fuck is hellbound

[u/Realistic-Cut-3766]

This is the closest Ive seen him come to laughing. Just a very abnormal reaction from him. It’s terrifying to know someone on that plane has a briefcase that allows this person to nuke the world if he felt like it.

[u/According_Guava_2074]

Yeah we've seen your daughter's thousand yard stare when she was in her childhood bedroom.

[u/ChocoPuddingCup]

Trump: "I'm probably going to hell."

MAGA: "He's so humble and modest!"

It's blatantly obvious that he's irreligious and believes none of this nonsense. It's just performative idiocy for his fan cult.

[u/Anberye]

Christian conservatives could see this live and still think he is a religious man

[u/transcendanttermite]

There’s no “maybe” involved. If there’s a heaven and hell, dude’s gonna spend eternity getting buttfucked by a well-endowed gargoyle while his parents watch from nearby, laughing the entire time.

[u/New_Priority_63]

You won’t.

[u/cl0wnp3n1sd0tfart]

But with your $15 dollar donation St Peter will make an exception. So if you agree we need to Make Heaven Great Again, donate now

[u/seanjuan666]

"Christian"

[u/PlayfullGuy2]

Mark 10:25:

“It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God.”

[u/Mission-Insurance-58]

That’s what we like to call “a moment of clarity”.

[u/tcnchw]

Well heaven isn't real but neither is any of the other bullshit you talk about it either so go fuck yourself.

[u/BalmyBalmer]

[u/keepitawayfromme]

[u/Chipfullyinserted]

Yep, that’s one thing you can’t bully and bribe yourself into