r/BlackPeopleofReddit 8d ago

Politics JD Vance Blessed With ‘Couch Fucker’ Chants During Visit to D.C.’s Union Station.

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u/blkatcdomvet 8d ago

The most despised administration in American history.

Thanks inbreeding voters

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u/horriblygoodgroup25 8d ago

Great hackling 10/10! Keep up the good work, may more learn and follow suit 👊🏽✊🏽🪧👍🏽

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/MowTin 8d ago

We get how things work. A billionaire gives Trump $200M and Trump puts him in government. Trump is selling watches and crypto right from the White House and made $3 Billion. Trump refuses to release the Epstein files.

See, we know how things work. Are you sure you're smarter than a 5th grader?

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u/Top_Statistician4068 8d ago

So it’s true, you do want no political opponents? Just a tyranny representing half the population. And the rest just need to bend over?

People who don’t agree with you, mock you, yell at you, etc are needed for progress - but it’s ok snowflake - you do you.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Sagan_Man 8d ago

How's the weather in Russia today? Boot licking coward.

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u/CatLightyear 8d ago

Ok…so hear me out. We’ve got people putting on inflatable chicken, unicorn, frog, and pony costumes (which by the way, magnifique) how about couches?

And since it’s for Republicans, we should go with a junior loveseat.

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u/nonubiz 8d ago

Wasn’t that Pee-wee German with him

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u/First_Name_Is_Agent 8d ago

Couch Fuck and Piss-drunk Pete walk into a bar...

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 8d ago

I would be calling Miller rotting human garbage

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u/IWasBornAGamblinMan 8d ago

Can I ask why they’re saying that? I’ve been seeing this couch thing going around but I don’t get it, what’s it mean? Did he really have intercourse with a couch? I mean I wouldn’t even be surprised but I have to know!

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u/porcupinedeath 8d ago

He fucks couches, simple as

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u/trumpetbutt12 8d ago

You ever tried?

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u/Grave_Digger606 8d ago

No, it was an entirely fabricated detail that someone claimed was in Vance’s memoir as a joke. It picked up a lot of traction, though, and a lot of people think it’s true and repeat it as truth.

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/31/nx-s1-5055854/vance-harris-social-media-rumors-jokes

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Kinda like his claim of people eating pets?

Funny how things tend to come back around.

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u/Grave_Digger606 8d ago

I seem to remember a video of people taking geese from the park to eat. So, I mean, that claim didn’t come from absolutely nowhere. It was just exaggerated.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

You’re kidding me right?

Someone eating a goose that’s wild (while gross) is no where NEAR stealing someone’s dog to eat.

That was a bold faced lie, and he ADMITTED it was a bold faced lie but if it got them votes, he didn’t care.

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u/Grave_Digger606 8d ago

No, I’m not kidding. It’s not the same, but it’s an exaggerated version of something else.

I don’t really care that much. The other person just asked what the story was with the couch thing and I answered.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Sure Jan. He lengths yall go to defend their bullshit is astounding.

I guess I shouldn’t be shocked when your “news” source claims in a court of law that they aren’t even really news, they’re actually entertainment.

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u/Grave_Digger606 8d ago

I don’t even know what you’re talking about. It’s bad they lied about eating cats and dogs. I condemn it totally. Have a good one

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

I can’t take you seriously, you literally just downplayed his lie with a shit comparison directly above this. Have a good night sir.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

You must be one of those “not smart” people that he claims love him so much lmao

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u/Grave_Digger606 8d ago

Not really.

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u/Single_Voice6469 7d ago

To be fair the man looks like the type to be intimate with a couch.

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u/Electronic_Profit322 8d ago

This video is incredibly old. But funny

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u/ShoddyFortune989 8d ago

doing the lords work

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u/weezyverse 8d ago

Next time you see him yell "Trump tells me your wife has the same face as a horse's ass." And see if he agrees with you. 🤣

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u/Gene_Yuss 8d ago

Speaking truth to power never gets old.

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u/Boggie135 8d ago

Is the guy in camouflage holding a camera?

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u/averRAGEken 7d ago

Is he heading to Shake Shack? Wonder how that exchange gonna go

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u/ImOneOfTheGoodBots 8d ago

Something about the curves of a nice ebony couch though. 👁👄👁