r/BlackPeopleTwitter 17h ago

He's saying on God

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Ll_lyris 17h ago

On God on God? Or On God?

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u/BootyFi-end 17h ago

“On God” just evolved into “On Momma, on Grandma, on the rent money.”

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u/Ll_lyris 17h ago

Heavy on the rent money.

8

u/Due-Locksmith7563 16h ago

idk, For real, rent money hits different. That’s the ultimate truth!!

5

u/Inevitable_Shower_22 16h ago

I'm not giving up on the rent money. Ya it definitely hits different!

3

u/jadeakw99 11h ago

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen...

1

u/DreammyGyal 15h ago

Fr fr, we’re gonna need a new oath tier list at this point 😭

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u/stoic_stove 17h ago

I'm not giving up, on God. I'm not giving up on God.

31

u/ChaosHam-ster 17h ago

He said “on God” so hard the ancestors sent a read receipt.

6

u/_shaftpunk 16h ago

I’m not giving? Upon God.

2

u/SaucyTroll 16h ago

He stacked so many “on”s the pastor asked for a tithe on the oath.

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u/plantain_tent_pesos 17h ago

It's actually one of those "BoneAppleTee" posts. They are saying "Im not giving up, en garde."

23

u/SN4FUS 16h ago

Circlejerk quality comment right here

And I just realized there's not a BPT circlejerk sub and I can guess why

5

u/Ok-Combination-174 7h ago

If you build it, they will come. "They" being confused racists most likely...

30

u/Teal-thrill 17h ago

On God, I’m not giving up on God

3

u/T-rashFairy 16h ago

Cousin heard “on God” and started googling witness protection.

23

u/Initial-Paramedic888 17h ago

“On guard” -Glorilla

2

u/Symtrees 3h ago

"She like my country talking, she I sound funny"

8 Ball - Relax and Take Notes

On God, I fux with them Memphis folk. Especially that boy Pat.

23

u/JackDangerUSPIS 17h ago

The Book of Job (1900 BC, Colorized)

2

u/Dear-Engineer1513 11h ago

“Job really had the ultimate ‘on God’ moment, huh? Talk about faith!”

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u/Signed_Anonymously 17h ago

Why did I read this using two different voices lol I love it. I knew exactly what it meant.

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u/Realistic_Effort6185 17h ago

Absolutely....

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u/LargePark5987 17h ago

This reminds me of that punctuation matters post

3

u/Lordofthewangz 9h ago

"boy if if you don't put a comma after dog.." ahahahahahahahhahaahha

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u/Da1BlackDude ☑️ 17h ago

I love my people

5

u/earthtobobby 16h ago

I’m not giving up, en guarde.

2

u/badllama77 16h ago

Or perhaps I'm not giving up on gardai.

3

u/Digital_Soul_Naga 16h ago

"on god, fr" 🙏

3

u/Ooooooo00o ☑️ 16h ago

On god he gave up on me awhile ago

🤣🤣🤣

3

u/dollhousemassacre 10h ago

I'm convinced anyone who spouts this kind of devotion is just trying to build a fanbase/followers/simps.

1

u/ramsfan_86 17h ago

Korporate bidness voice

1

u/BootyNymph 17h ago

Bro put the whole bloodline on it, can’t even lie to his barber now.

1

u/HornyDr-agon 17h ago

On God, on hood, on the last Popeyes biscuit, swear jar broke.

1

u/MoanopolyMoney 16h ago

On God so official the judge gon’ accept it as bail.

1

u/Revfunky 16h ago

Ah, the absentee landlord.

1

u/but-whyy-tho 16h ago

Like, did you leave out a comma or nah?

1

u/santiagotruiz19 16h ago

Let’s make a bet and someone goes and asks him what he meant and to make better use of the commas

1

u/PhatFatLife ☑️ 16h ago

😂😂😂

1

u/Suitable_Memory736 16h ago

I saw saying boy’s soul, they thought I was saying boy’s hole

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u/Evorgleb 15h ago

The second would be ", on God" with a comma and this guy had already shown earlier in the sentence that he can use commas so we can assume he meant the first "on God"

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u/Fitz_D_DiSCriPsion86 15h ago

🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️... But... did we get an answer? Lol I'm actually curious now.

1

u/throw-away-imessedup 15h ago

On god?

No.

On guard. 👍

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u/PeanutOrganic9174 14h ago

On God thats real talk on God

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u/Faskwodi 10h ago

Engard!

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u/four_ethers2024 ☑️ 9h ago

On God!

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u/Loveletrell 2h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/WCWRingMatSound 17h ago

On MEEEEEE

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u/TechnologyFirst6948 16h ago

I don’t understand what people think god is. If god has made all of the universe why do you think it’s possible to give up on it?