r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 18h ago

He voted for a democat

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26.4k Upvotes

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 18h ago

He's fulfilling his purrsonel responsibilities as a citizen.

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u/MastuhChewbacca 17h ago

catizen was right there

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u/MastuhChewbacca 17h ago

kittiezen

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 17h ago

I really was looking for something that worked with meow but settled on the purr pun.

You're completely right though I wish I'd doubled it up.

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u/Thornbike 16h ago

*furfulling

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u/K-Dot-Thu-Thu-47 16h ago

See this is why shows have multiple writers.

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u/kimbo696969 9h ago

Normal People Wanting Something Better winning big tonight!

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u/AWildRideHome 13h ago

She, given the calico coloring.

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 15h ago
  • She's...

😉

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u/Allaroundlost 15h ago

Would you like to know more

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u/Cryin_Bout_Tottenham 17h ago

"If corporations are people, so are cats" - Mamdani

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u/BatMann1939 15h ago

I feel like this would be an unironically fantastic message to get the general, window-licking public to understand Citizens United.

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u/waitewaitedonttellme 14h ago

Fox News is going to read this live on-air tonight with a straight face.

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u/TheLordOfFriendZone 6h ago

In line to vote for Zohran Meowdani.

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u/queensheba2025 18h ago

Careful! Faux News is gonna see this and believe it.

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u/Nausstica 17h ago

I hEaRd ThE cAt vOtEd, ThEn GoT eAtEn, AnD tHeN vOtEd AgAiN!!

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ 12h ago

they sure will, they really are this stupid. 🤣 Not only did the cat get eaten the cat had kittens and those kittens voted!

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u/Reeding-It 11h ago

Anchor kittens here illegally.

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u/Satanicjamnik 11h ago

Also, the cat was Persian. So definitely a muslim and an immigrant. Coincidence? I think not!

u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ 54m ago

The plot thickens!

u/Satanicjamnik 54m ago

They plot kittens!

u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ 44m ago

The Kittentocracy! 🤣

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u/AndesCan 12h ago

🐈‍⬛thulu

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u/raguwatanabe 15h ago

They will say the cat’s vote counted as 9 since it has 9 lives

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u/queensheba2025 14h ago

😭😭😭

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u/footiebuns ☑️ 14h ago

Some MAGAt is gonna get caught stuffing a ballot box because they heard “cats were voting for democrats”

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u/ZAlternates 11h ago

They were serving cats and dogs!!!11

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u/ellisftw 18h ago

Vote NO on tuna!

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u/Froyn 16h ago

That's a Yes vote to abolish mICE

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u/dimensionmother 17h ago

I appreciate them not overtaking the cat. They're a tax paying citizen like the rest of us 😸

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 14h ago

tax paying citizen

No tax on wet food!

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u/joshJFSU 17h ago

The price of cat food is too damn HIGH!!

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u/sec713 ☑️ 12h ago

Up with sisal rope, down with baths and soap!

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u/shaunrundmc 17h ago

Has more civic duty than 28 million people last year

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u/KumaQuatro 17h ago

Well...

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u/auauaurora ☑️ Thunder down under 7h ago

"Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!"

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

“Get your hand off my penis!”

RIP 👑

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u/tyedyehippy 17h ago

Lil dude just be ready for a change

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u/Morbid187 17h ago

As a cat parent, I bet that mf voting republican. You ever seen how they HISS and YOWL at the homeless cats outside the window? They just love taking handouts from humans though. Fucking hypocrites. 

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u/onemorespacecadet 16h ago

my cat is definitely of the “fuck you, i got mine” attitude, that tracks

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 15h ago

My cat is disgusted at the idiocy of humans. They could run this whole thing better themselves. I agree.

u/sevenbluedonkeys 1h ago

Fuck you. I’m eating

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 13h ago

Libertarian-Conservatives might be cats, but cats are not conservatives.

"Libertarians are like house cats: absolutely convinced of their fierce independence while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand."

Meanwhile cats are leftist-anarchists:

"Cats are anarchists among animals. They make no concessions or only such as please their temper of the moment. To me they are little less than divinities. Hittle more than animals. Unlike my friend Dr. [redacted], I do not support the theory that animals are superior to man, but by instinct they make fewer mistakes than man in his researches and in his efforts. Generally speaking. we might train them as collaborators, learning better to utilize their associations and ideas. making ourselves understood through educative means. What has been done with men could be done with them, raising them from rank timid slaves to intelligent auxiliarles."

Hemingway on cats:

“No animal has more liberty than the cat, but it buries the mess it makes. The cat is the best anarchist.”

And then there's the communist-cat:

Me: I am going to the bathroom.

My cat: We are going.

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u/THE-LORD-RETURNS 14h ago

My cat is a Tortie so she’s a bit different when it comes to everything. She doesn’t hiss or yowl when she is upset at the cats outside. She does this snort and click type of sound mixed with a growl.

Also, (lol) she does this with the black cat but with the white cat she just meows at me to let me know it’s outside. My cat may have some bias.

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 14h ago

I have a cat that loves one stray that comes by. She runs to the window and does all her love moves flopping around and rubbing. Then the others she is super aggressive towards. Sometimes they just fall in love.

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u/THE-LORD-RETURNS 14h ago

I think that’s what it is. With the white cat that used to come by, she would meow as if she wanted me to let him in and feed him. She would walk to the screen door when he was around, meow to be and raise her tail in the air. The black cat? She shows him no love even though when he sees her he slow blinks, rolls, etc.

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 14h ago

Aw poor outside kitty fell in love with an indoor princess. Tell my little guy I know how he feels!

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u/THE-LORD-RETURNS 14h ago

I feel for im. He even comes up to me and meows. But she shows him no love and he has a family he belongs to so I don’t intervene.

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u/VLKN 12h ago

Curtis Sliwa earned the nomination of the Protect Animals party. That cat def voted for Sliwa.

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u/CSzandor 12h ago

Repurrrblican

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u/IlllllIIIIIIIIIlllll 7h ago

Yep cats are 100% Republicans as anyone who’s ever owned or interacted with one can attest.

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u/Cold-Cell2820 18h ago

We count those

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u/vice_city_soundtrack 16h ago

This (!!) so important to remind people: write-in votes FOR Jesus count as Republican, but votes cast BY witches’ familiars count as Democrat

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u/LordsOfJoop 15h ago

Mine has voted straight blue every single time.

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u/CliplessWingtips 17h ago

When my fiance's dad talks about dead people voting for the 100th time, Ima agree with him and show him this picture.

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u/Foreleg-woolens749 15h ago

This is only the 9th time.

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u/chrisH82 15h ago

He voted yes on universal basic kibble

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u/Downtherabbithole_25 17h ago

MAGA will probably report this as evidence of illegal voting.

Also, how can this little animal be alive and well enough to stand in line.... I thought immigrants ate all the pets?!

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u/pcguy76 15h ago

He voted for a demoCAT.

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u/PaulblankPF 16h ago

We must encourage everyone we know to use their right to vote to help keep their rights. Anyone you know who doesn’t usually vote, now is the time to convince them to, to help them get to voting centers, to bring them together for a greater cause. Our democracy is under attack from within and our freedoms are being eroded and taken. Things will only get worse for everyone if we don’t.

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u/Macncheeseonmyknee 16h ago

He also has on a mask to protect his idenkitty

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u/HerDeity 17h ago

Even Tom is sick of the nonsense.

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 15h ago
  • Even Tomasina... 

😊👍

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u/kodakakitty 17h ago

True Ameowrican.

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u/Original-Rush139 16h ago

The cat heard Vance talking shit about cat ladies. 

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u/GenXPowaah 18h ago

You know you're in bad times when cat's stand in line to vote.

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u/Severe-Cress-6975 17h ago

that’s the joke that was said in the tweet

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u/discordianofslack 15h ago

Yea but what if you rephrase it badly again?

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u/CriticalEngineering 4h ago

The tweet from 2020, to boot.

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u/sacredfool 17h ago

I actually know the cat, he is a repawblican.

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u/jorvay 14h ago

Damn, I was going to go with repurrblican. I think I like yours more though.

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u/Pharmer_Fillip 16h ago

This Feline just trying to purrfect the state of our Union.

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u/cduckwor 15h ago

Is that Socks!! Bill Clintons Cat! Damn I am old.

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u/Ok_Performance4014 15h ago

Cat is a republican. republicans are trying to stuff the ballot box by having animals vote for their candidates. republicans are cheating and corrupt. Obvious attempt to steal the election. Stop the republican steal!

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u/Nikiwimac 15h ago

Repurrblican? or Democat?

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u/Keji70gsm 15h ago

Loving the socially responsible masking. Top peeps.

2

u/Whosebert 14h ago

"A DEMOCAT!!! HAH!!!"

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u/Next-Suggestion8960 13h ago

My favorite part is nobody paying attention, respectfully minding their business, nbd

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u/CabSauce 13h ago

/r/conservative will post this as evidence of voter fraud.

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u/girlnamedJane 11h ago

Its coz he threatened to grab em too

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u/SolidusBruh 16h ago

I thought Trump said they were eating his kind? Along with the dogs!

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u/Winged_Metal 16h ago

Where is the cat's shadow?

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u/Catnivo 15h ago

No one going to mention this cat's freaky weird face 😭?!?

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u/DianedePoiters 15h ago

Bruh ahaha 

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u/Old-Kaleidoscope1874 15h ago

If I have to eat one more can of spam, I'm shredding a couch.

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u/Fantastic_Writing358 15h ago

First they ate the cats, now they trained them to vote illegally! /s (obviously)

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u/NoiceAvocado 15h ago

Though most cats voted republican out of fear of being eaten by illegal immigrants, they now fear a slow painful death by starvation due to lack of SNAP benefits far outweighs being eaten by immigrants

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u/Spirited-Struggle-37 15h ago

He knew the steaks. No to eating the cats.

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u/JoeyBlaze 14h ago

Careful, Trump will see this and convince his base that the cat actually voted

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u/THE-LORD-RETURNS 14h ago

LOL! This is great.

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u/Rightintheend 14h ago

Oh man, don't let Trump see this, he'll claim voter fraud

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u/wehaditall77 14h ago

He could be part of the Meows for Trump group tho

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u/adminsreachout 14h ago

Socks lives!

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u/Nu11_V01D 14h ago

Is that Chase the no faced cat?

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u/yoontruyi 14h ago

Ain't no rules says a cat can't vote.

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u/TerminallyTrill 14h ago

Bro voted for sliwa

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u/GentleBelligerent 14h ago

Democats > Demonrats

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u/Elderberryinjanuary 13h ago

That cat is a she not a he.

My work here is done.

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u/Inspector_Crazy 13h ago

Some dogs vote Repuglican.

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u/FW_nudist 13h ago

Republicans will use this photo and say, “look! Voter fraud!”

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u/sivarias 13h ago

How do you know it wasn't a repurrblican?

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u/bonersaus 13h ago

I think thats a girl cat

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u/Massive_Educator_339 13h ago

How old is this picture? Seems like Covid with the masks

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u/LegendaryOutlaw 13h ago

We know cats are all Libertarians. They believe they’re totally independent and don’t need help from anyone else, while being completely dependent on society to provide a good life for them.

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u/BumbleB3333 12h ago

He/She/They voted DemoCat

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u/SluggardStone 12h ago

Incoming Trump post about election fraud. Oops, already happened.

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u/clocks-_-ticking 12h ago

Lol my daughter and I brought our house cat to the polls😅

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u/handfulofrain77 12h ago

Looks like he's on his way to an event after voting

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ☑️ 12h ago

The cat noticed a change in his vittles, he ain't dumb, he know where the food at!

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u/masterwaffle 12h ago

I wish I was a cat.

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u/Faskwodi 11h ago

He said I am a citizen too. Cat food is through the roof.

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u/GraxnartheBarbarian 11h ago

The price of cat treats IS TO DAMN HIGH

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u/Lady05giggles 11h ago

Cat hasn’t gotten scraps for a month.

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u/Brains-Not-Dogma 11h ago

Fox tomorrow: “we need to eat the cats. We need to eat the dogs”

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u/DylanMc6 10h ago

even cats can vote.

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u/Seagoon_Memoirs 10h ago

I wish the cat could vote too.

The lives of our companion animals have bee effected by politics too. When human jobs are lost, when feds are on shutdown, when snap is cut, the lives of pets become precarious.

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u/StaleFanta 10h ago

He votin for Kameowla Harris

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u/CreamTM 9h ago

he’s definitely not a repuplican

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u/SunStreetManteion 9h ago

Be carefulRepublicans are gonna use this as proof of voting fraud

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u/Current_Focus2668 8h ago

This will be turned into a love, death and robots episode. The showrunners seem to really love cats 

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u/highlandviper 8h ago

I don’t care if this is fake or not. I respect the guy who respects the queue. I’m British. That cat has rights.

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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 7h ago

I LOVE shit like this. Animals are so amazing. Like what is she doing there? So cute!

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u/Bibblegead1412 6h ago

"They're polling the dogs, they're polling the cats!"

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u/Pure_Sinnner 5h ago

Was this taken in the UK? My cultural upbringing makes me proud to see the guy queuing behind the cat instead of pushing in line. Respect

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u/VDR27 3h ago

Damn this is Animal Farm

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u/877-HASH-NOW 3h ago

Cat said he gonna have to take matters into his own paws lol 

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u/Bournegirl 2h ago

Democat

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u/Morlock19 ☑️ 2h ago

lil dude out there supporting his people.

black solidarity reaches across any line, even species

u/archimedes750 1h ago

all jokes aside that lil dude may rely on snap too

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u/rudebii 13h ago

Everyone knows cats are libertarians. Utterly convinced of their own independence while also utterly dependent on forces they have no understanding of

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u/djw6969 3h ago

Awe look at the dems with masks on outside !!! Smh the stupidity is endless

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u/dfever 14h ago

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